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padosi tau ne salah den lag ge ke je taine chaand pe jaan ki soch e li to issa time set kariye ke puran mashi ( poornima) ale din uddey pahunche na to tu sabut chaand na dekh pavega aur apne hukke khatir aur rocket ke fuel khatir
gosey le jana na bhooliye

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A Person Who Doesn't Take Risk Is In Fact Taking The Biggest Risk Of Not
Risking........
 
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Tabhi NASA se sharukh khan (Remember Swades movie) jo India aaya hua tha tau ne mil gaya
 
Tau ne sochya eb manne ticket ki zaroorat koni,Sahrukh ke gella nikal lunga!
 
shharukh bola ttttttttttt......tau college ke final year mein doston ne kaha india chhor do , jab gaon mein vaapis aya to logon ne kaha ki NASA chorr do
jab mein hi sab kucch chorr chuka hun to tum bhi free mein chand pe jaane ka sapna chorr do, kaun kambakht free mein chand par ja sakta hei :(
 
Jab Tau Shahrukh te nipat laya te ke dekhe se ak RANBIR ar NIRMALA (Tau ka Choora jo Fauj main tha ar uski Bahu) sir pe baksa dhare aan laag re hain....
 
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Tau kaa chhora jiska naam andy tha tau ki baat sun ke bolya ki babu thode dina mein humaara desh ek rocket chand per bhej raha se teri bane to usme baith liye
 
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shahrukh k dialogue k baad

lol gud1

Tau bolya "Actin te teri gadar sai,par Tau ne ullu banan ki kosis bhi mat kario.Ja eb jaake gose leke aa"
 
Tau to shahrukh: Arrey Bhai Shahrukh jab wo Rakesh Sharma free me ud sakta hai, kutta bhi free me ud sakta hai to fer mai kyoon ne ud sakta...aur haan..Kalpna Chawala ne kaunsee bas stand se ticket katayee thee udne se pehle ?

RK^2
 
Lol

Tau ki ye battein sunn kae Shahrukh katee kaanp gyaa ar uski ungliyon me phansi cigarette likad kae pad gee, aur wo hudey tae poonch thaa kae bhaaj liyaa!!
 
Sundu bola chand pea akla na chal jayio udya roti konya milti ar dudh ka to matlab a konya . tau ne sochaya chand pai jana ki bjaya tai ko jhelna aasan hai
" lot ka buddhu ghak ko ayya " :) :)
 
:confused: ye to story ka hi end kar diya...

Shahrukh ke baad

Tau ne haar na maani or roj raat ko aankh meech ke chaand pe jaane ka jugaad sochta raha
 
ek rat ko sapne me tau ko hanumaan ji dikkhe aur bolle, Tau etna preshaan kyoon hai...Tau ne saari raami kahani Hanumaan ko Sunai...Hanuman ji se Tau ki halat dekhi na gaye aur bolla...tau uth khada ho aur mere kandhe pe baith..Tau uthkar Hanuman ji ke kandhe pe baith gyaa..Hanuman ji ne lagaye udaari aur pahunch gya Chand pe...Tau ne dekh liya chand...Chand dikha kar Hanumaan ji fir Tau ko baithaya Kandhe par aur le wapas udaari dharti ki aur....Tau bina tkt Chand dekh kar Dahrti pe wapas.....Jai Hanumaan...Jai Bajrang Bali......hahahahhaha....khial khatm paisa hazm...LOL

RK^2
 
Neend khulne par Tau nae dekhyaa ke Tai, Ranbir aur Nirmala uske sir pae khade sain - ar Tai chillaai, "Key Jai Hanuman.....Jai Bajrang Bali chillaan laag ryaa tha? Mannae pittae tha key sapne mae?"
 
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Neend khulne par Tau nae dekhyaa ke Tai, Ranbir aur Nirmala uske sir pae khade sain - ar Tai chillaai, "Key Jai Hanuman.....Jai Bajrang Bali chillaan laag ryaa tha? Mannae pittae tha key sapne mae?"
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Tau ne sari raat ki kahani Tai ko Sunai..Tai Bolli ke maran jogee, kella kella Chand pe ghoom aaya, manne kyoon ne lega ? Tau bolla ke bawali, Hanumaan tehra Bal BrahmChari...wo aurton ko Kandhe pe nahi uthaata, sirf aadmiyon ko uthaata hai... arre bawali tu sapne me Ravan ke aane ka intzaar kariye...wohi aurton ko Pushpak Viman me uthakar le jatta hai....Tai bolle ke arrey bawale..Mai Dharte pe hi theek hoon...Mai konya Ravan ke saath Chand pe Jane wali...us beimaan ko koi bharosa ne...pata Chala ke manne Chand pe hi Chod kar ekela Dharti pe bhag awwe...

RK^2
 
lol..

tau bolya "fer main tanne door tae dekh ke raaji rehta ar tu manne ude te belan baga k maarti"
 
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lol..

tau bolya "fer main tanne door tae dekh ke raaji rehta ar tu manne ude te belan baga k maarti"
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Tai Bolle ke tu regya bawala ka bawala hi..agar mai bellan baga ke maarti aur wo hanuman ke ja lagta to meri shamat na a jatti...hanuman ek gada mere sur pe mar detta to mai mar na jatti bhala..
 
Ranbir aur Nirmala ne bhi Tau ka sapna suna aur Ranbir tau se bola , ak bapu chand pe jane ka liya maney bataya aur tu mujha bi chand pe kela-kela hi ghum aya . Jib Hunuman ke ek khandha pe tu bath gaya tha to doosray khandha pe main baith jata aur Hunumanji ka bhi balance bana rahata,Hunumanji ko fuel to thabhi utana hi lagta chae ek jata ye do jatay, bapu yo taney thik nahai kara.
 
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