Bachao, Bachao...Sonali ko Bachao

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....I am really enjoying the conversation..Reminds me of the days ... Jab shadiyon me larkee side ki aurten baratiyon ki jam kar khichayee kiya kartee thee...I can almost see this heading along the same lines...hahahahahah...Keep it up Sonali...I think you are a good match to many here...hahahaha

Rajendra
 
Woh sab toh theek hai Rajendra ji, lekin
itne saare chorray ek seedhi-saadhi :-D chorri tae bhi takkar na le sakte ! Aur ek aadh chorre yahre aa ge tae, yah Jatland, janaani land ho jagi.

Sala, koi competition hi nahin hai yahan toh....
:-D

Rajendra Kumar Kalkhunde (Sep 09, 2004 11:57 a.m.):
....I am really enjoying the conversation..Reminds me of the days ... Jab shadiyon me larkee side ki aurten baratiyon ki jam kar khichayee kiya kartee thee...I can almost see this heading along the same lines...hahahahahah...Keep it up Sonali...I think you are a good match to many here...hahahaha

Rajendra
 
Sonali Singh (Sep 09, 2004 11:55 a.m.):
(And in case you are thinking that I am bluffing
about the laamni...well I'm not. Been there.
Done that! Gosey bhi paath rakhain sain.
Bhorate (okay, light ones) bhi dho rakain sain),
garah ka choola bhi bana rakha sae,
...the whole works...no kidding !).

Makha Tai..ke baat tu to jama ee thasak gayi..chal koi nahin..hamne maan liya tu laamni er gosyan aali se...tere bargi boodhi ne apni sehat ka dhyan raakhna chaiye..ghani tension levegi to towli aur boodhi ho jaygi...pher bhi ek baat man nee padegee..tu se jama dheenth boodhi....
 
tau..tu bhi manne lugaiyan kee dhaal baatan ka chasdu lagey se...jama gyan sa le raha se...ke baat ;-)

Rajendra Kumar Kalkhunde (Sep 09, 2004 11:57 a.m.):
....I am really enjoying the conversation..Reminds me of the days ... Jab shadiyon me larkee side ki aurten baratiyon ki jam kar khichayee kiya kartee thee...I can almost see this heading along the same lines...hahahahahah...Keep it up Sonali...I think you are a good match to many here...hahahaha

Rajendra
 
Shakti Singh (Sep 09, 2004 12:15 p.m.):
tau..tu bhi manne lugaiyan kee dhaal baatan ka chasdu lagey se...jama gyan sa le raha se...ke baat ;-)

Rajendra Kumar Kalkhunde (Sep 09, 2004 11:57 a.m.):
....I am really enjoying the conversation..Reminds me of the days ... Jab shadiyon me larkee side ki aurten baratiyon ki jam kar khichayee kiya kartee thee...I can almost see this heading along the same lines...hahahahahah...Keep it up Sonali...I think you are a good match to many here...hahahaha

Rajendra

haan bette..ke karoon teri tai se darr lagge se...hahhaaa..tere se puchaanga jahe teri gharayalee aygee....teri na bolti band ke usne...hahahhaah...gher me baithna bhool jayegaa bette....hahahhaha...

RK2
 
All the Papi Chulos this Mami is beyond our control. She is now in WILD WILD WEST and its in everyone interest to let her Keep It Rocking!

ke baat se chori ek mahine main unne tu riptan lag rahee se un dono becharan ne ghar pe chod ke khud yhade post likhe ja se california ke ve TV pe dekhan lag rahe se kisi kisi goli de rakhe se un donya te humne bhi bata de mere bhi kade te kaam aa jangee

PS - Do you really think you are a sherni?
 
Arre yaar, 10 days se unnhi ko gumma rahi thee. Do din se woh bahar hain. Aaj shaam to lot rahain hain.

Phir busy ho jaaongee...

Bhodde kae bhoodia naath ghale rakhae sae.
Koi tension nahin. Sab line pe ren sae. Bas eeb
munnae koi shaadi tae likdan ka shadyanter raccana padega....

Err Sherni...Bilkul asli !!! Koi shak ya sawaal ?

Jatin Singh (Sep 09, 2004 01:44 p.m.):
All the Papi Chulos this Mami is beyond our control. She is now in WILD WILD WEST and its in everyone interest to let her Keep It Rocking!

ke baat se chori ek mahine main unne tu riptan lag rahee se un dono becharan ne ghar pe chod ke khud yhade post likhe ja se california ke ve TV pe dekhan lag rahe se kisi kisi goli de rakhe se un donya te humne bhi bata de mere bhi kade te kaam aa jangee

PS - Do you really think you are a sherni?
 
Ha ha ha
Iss Mandeep ke aag laag re sae. Nuh socche
sae main tae Sonali nae dho diya, err yo Rajendar sawaad len laag ra sae....

Kati sulgan laag rae sae becchaara.
:-D

Rajendra Kumar Kalkhunde (Sep 09, 2004 12:22 p.m.):
Shakti Singh (Sep 09, 2004 12:15 p.m.):
tau..tu bhi manne lugaiyan kee dhaal baatan ka chasdu lagey se...jama gyan sa le raha se...ke baat ;-)

Rajendra Kumar Kalkhunde (Sep 09, 2004 11:57 a.m.):
....I am really enjoying the conversation..Reminds me of the days ... Jab shadiyon me larkee side ki aurten baratiyon ki jam kar khichayee kiya kartee thee...I can almost see this heading along the same lines...hahahahahah...Keep it up Sonali...I think you are a good match to many here...hahahaha

Rajendra

haan bette..ke karoon teri tai se darr lagge se...hahhaaa..tere se puchaanga jahe teri gharayalee aygee....teri na bolti band ke usne...hahahhaah...gher me baithna bhool jayegaa bette....hahahhaha...

RK2
 
Sonali Singh (Sep 09, 2004 03:14 p.m.):
Better believe it ! :-D
Dus Jatan ki ek Jatni.....Muaha ha ha ha ha

aaacha...dus jaatan kee jatni...ghane daand ne paadey..daand laambe ho gaye to bus toodi dhuvan kee kaam aavenge..samajh gee na..laambe danda aali :-d
 
Sonali Singh (Sep 09, 2004 03:23 p.m.):
Ha ha ha
Iss Mandeep ke aag laag re sae. Nuh socche
sae main tae Sonali nae dho diya, err yo Rajendar sawaad len laag ra sae....

Kati sulgan laag rae sae becchaara.
:-D

Ke Baat Tai...tannne koi boodha aadmi swad lenda accha nahin lagta...isee baandri kee dhaal khiji khiji na haande..thode bhot din aur mauj le le..kise paali ke bhyai gayi to pher laamni aur bharottan ka jugaad ho jagya..pher aade saare boodhe balak mil ke swad levange..chatkare la la ke ;-)
 
arre chorri yo ke kar diya tene bade dharam sankat main daal diya main te
Bilkul asli se iska maine shak bhi se aur sawaal bhi ..............
This was once of those trick questions and you would have been better off by passing it. Anyways I will pass it else I will be censored on here.

Have fun with your folks!

Sonali Singh (Sep 09, 2004 03:19 p.m.):

Err Sherni...Bilkul asli !!! Koi shak ya sawaal ?
 
Allright boys, my folks are back...taking a nap right now. So a couple more posts on Jatland and then I'll have to get busy with them starting tommorrow. Gotta use all my skills to show the old man the "sahi rashta"... :-D
Durraie dhamkaye tae wey maante na, toh koi aur strategy apnani padegi. Emotional backmail ! :-D ... "Babu tu nahin chanta teri beti raazi reh, zindagi mein aage bhade" kind. Bas dekho mera kamal. Bas yun, yun [sonali clicks her long elegant fingers] line pey laati hoon unhe.

Anyways let me take a few more shots before I logout.....


One thing I must say is that I am rather surprised at how quickly some of the folks on these forums quickly degenerate to the
"sadak-chaap" level. I do admit that we Jats, as a whole, aren't the best of verbal wranglers. But despite that, one would
tend to surmise that given the high education level amongst the privileged members here, the level of exchange would at least
be palatable.

I'm certainly not implying that we should be having highly intellectual and formal discussions here. I for one would be
amongst the first to scamper for the exits. Frankly, I need the wit and humor to spice up the oft placid discussions. But there
is a way and means of going about that. However, it seems too many of our peers here just aren't quite upto snuff.

A case in point is our very own Mandeep Bamal (now desperately trying to metamorphose into Shakti Singh in order to hide the shame of his true self). Till now, every so often I'd see a couple-o-liner posts from him that would
have us befooled into believing that the fella had some nascent charm and wit up his sleeve. That, along with his "leather-jacket"
persona had me fooled. I'll admit that.

But, 'O' how quickly such illusions dissipate ! The moment I trap the fella into verbal engagement with 'Oh so pretty"
Sonali, his true nature comes out. All the "tai", "bhoodia", "daanth paadan laag re sai" start pouring out in flash flood
of inhibited display of inferior breeding. Even Rajendra gets taken in for the ride. Certainly the saying, "It is better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool, rather than open
it and remove all doubt", can be suported now with one very illustrative sample.

Perhaps if Mandeep Ji can gather up the tenacity to forcefully jerk his head out of the bovine rump in which he has it firmly planted as of now, he may be able to find
some of that hidden charm and wit that I'd presumed he may have had. I know it is a bit of a stretch, but wonders have happened, and I'm willing to hold my breath on this one.

At the very least it may help if he can uncork his own rump and let it out. Perhaps this way some of the stench that now emanates via the orifice below his nose, might find
alternate exits.

As an Addendum:

Come on boys ! Is this the best you've got ! Leelus and Mandeeps ! Yeh Jatni maange more !

Aur PLEASE....een namunon say jyaada behtreen... PLEASE....Sala, sacchi boloon sun, engaging some of these guys is such a drag. Pata nahin, kucch maza sa nahin aata.

Davvy baby, you written skill are missed here.
:-(
 
Sonali Singh (Sep 09, 2004 10:54 p.m.):

Even Rajendra gets taken in for the ride.

---.........xxx++==

As an Addendum:

Come on boys ! Is this the best you've got ! Leelus and Mandeeps ! Yeh Jatni maange more !

Aur PLEASE....een namunon say jyaada behtreen... PLEASE....Sala, sacchi boloon sun, engaging some of these guys is such a drag. Pata nahin, kucch maza sa nahin aata.

Davvy baby, you written skill are missed here.
:-(

Sonali,

You are not the only one who has made impressions about various people, we too have our own impressions about people, including you. Its better that we keep those impressions purely personal and do not make them public. There are no impressions which are universally of the same quality. I know many people think that I am fine guy, but then there are few whom I know for sure, think that I am not such a nice guy. This is all natural. However, like any brand, its the consumer who is the final decision maker. I remain what majority of people think of me and I suppose same applies to most of us. Let us not go to the house top and declare what we are. I am sure others already know what we all are. Pardon my saying, when I read of your posts, two similarties strike my mind. One similarity originates from a rural saying and I can not take the risk of posting that here else I will also be branded a sadak chaap ...Second similarity is what I am really keen to post here;

Hope you know the story of Kalidas's marriage to Vidyotma ? I know you are a learned jatni, so I would leave it here...all recorded facts support that when one gets very proudy of one's beauty, wisdom, wealth, strength or for that matter anything, rarely that person gets the best deal in life. Most famous idiots in history have been those who proclaimed that they were always right. Its not the perfect functioning of 99.9% of one's body what makes him/her healthy. It is that 0.1% critical malfunctioning what can kill that 99.9% healthy body...I do not wish to get into preaching business here..I just thought I must express my views..

Rajendra
 
Sonali Singh (Sep 09, 2004 10:54 p.m.):
..own Mandeep Bamal (now desperately trying to metamorphose into Shakti Singh in order to hide the shame of his true self). Till now, every so often I'd see a couple-o-liner posts from him that would
have us befooled into believing that the fella had some nascent charm and wit up his sleeve. That, along with his "leather-jacket"
persona had me fooled. I'll admit that......
Davvy baby, you written skill are missed here.
:-(


Ke Baat Tai ;-), eebe to haam "warm up mode" main chaal rahe the..aur tu isee tawli ee ron lagyi...haamne to pehle e kahi thee...kise din koi asli takar gaya to bhaji bhaji haandegee..eeb kyante bandriyan kee dhaal ghurkhi ghale se...do de din main tu angrezi main birdan lagi..lage se tera laamni,gosyan aala sara beham likad gaya...re tanne apni angrezi ka koi beham ho to woh bhi bata de..haam to beham likadan kee specialist saan...
 
:-D

Kit ka warm up mode chorray. Itnee postan mein eeb tahin koi ek baat na kehli jisska koi jawaab den ka ji karae. Kucch ek-aadh tae isse baat likhe jo padan mein sawaad aave !
Eeeb tahin tunnae yah baat eh na samanj men aaye.

Kati thus soda laagae.

Shakti Singh (Sep 10, 2004 06:43 a.m.):
Ke Baat Tai ;-), eebe to haam "warm up mode" main chaal rahe the..aur tu isee tawli ee ron lagyi...
 
Lagta hai Rajendra you completely missed the gist of my post. :-) You read stuff that wasn't there.

Rajendra Kumar Kalkhunde (Sep 10, 2004 03:47 a.m.):
Sonali,

You are not the only one who has made impressions about various people, we too have our own impressions about people, including
 
Aji Khalkhunde ji, main kaafi time se soch raha tha ke aapne congratulations kahoon per bus Jatland per yo aaj kal latest (aadhi se jyaada) bakwaas posts padh padh ke log off ho jaanta, aer bolna reh hi jaye tha....

Anyways, this is as good time as any...so here goes:

Mein paache thode time se website te gayaab ho gaya tha, per eeb wapas aan paache ek baat to suthri laagi, Wa ye ke aapne apne jhule se utar kar camera ke nikat aane ka kasht to kiya...Oji mukh-mandal ke darshan to hue!!! 8)...Greetings!!! (main thaari poorani picture ne dekh yahi chinta kiya karta ke agar jhula toot gaya to?...aji, main to kahu hun bilkule theek kiya, utar aaye!)
 
:-D
Mere munn ki baat kahe di !
Vaise ek baat toh hai. Darshan hone kay baad zhutka tae kasuta laga tha.
:-D


Shailendra Singh Hooda (Sep 10, 2004 10:18 a.m.):
baat to suthri laagi, Wa ye ke aapne apne jhule se utar kar camera ke nikat aane ka kasht to kiya...Oji mukh-mandal ke darshan to hue!!! 8)...Greetings!!! (main thaari poorani picture ne dekh yahi chinta kiya karta ke agar jhula toot gaya to?...aji, main to kahu hun bilkule theek kiya, utar aaye!)
 
As a rule of thumb, its better to stay in "safe mode" with most women especially the bold and beautiful ones. Why? Bcoz the bold and beautiful ones ke dhai din gadhee aale aa rahe hoya karein (2.5 donkey days) hahahaha

bhai log kuch bhi kehte raho ek baat te manne padegi chorri ne katee dhoom macha rakhee sae janani land bana ke hi manegi isne maine te yeh bakwaaas post padhan main hi swaad aawe se jad bhi break leyo sun jee halka sa ho jaya kare

Sonali Singh (Sep 10, 2004 09:15 a.m.):
:-D

Kit ka warm up mode chorray. Itnee postan mein eeb tahin koi ek baat na kehli jisska koi jawaab den ka ji karae. Kucch ek-aadh tae isse baat likhe jo padan mein sawaad aave !
Eeeb tahin tunnae yah baat eh na samanj men aaye.

Kati thus soda laagae.

Shakti Singh (Sep 10, 2004 06:43 a.m.):
Ke Baat Tai ;-), eebe to haam "warm up mode" main chaal rahe the..aur tu isee tawli ee ron lagyi...
 
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