Bachao, Bachao...Sonali ko Bachao

[rkumar]

Shailendra Singh Hooda (Sep 10, 2004 10:18 a.m.):
Aji Khalkhunde ji, main kaafi time se soch raha tha ke aapne congratulations kahoon per bus Jatland per yo aaj kal latest (aadhi se jyaada) bakwaas posts padh padh ke log off ho jaanta, aer bolna reh hi jaye tha....

Anyways, this is as good time as any...so here goes:

Mein paache thode time se website te gayaab ho gaya tha, per eeb wapas aan paache ek baat to suthri laagi, Wa ye ke aapne apne jhule se utar kar camera ke nikat aane ka kasht to kiya...Oji mukh-mandal ke darshan to hue!!! 8)...Greetings!!! (main thaari poorani picture ne dekh yahi chinta kiya karta ke agar jhula toot gaya to?...aji, main to kahu hun bilkule theek kiya, utar aaye!)

haan dost....baithe baithe kamar dukhan lagee the jhoole pe....hahahaha...socha ki kamar ko thora seedha kar loon....

hodda sahab aap bhi upne darshan de hi do es scatchy tasveer se bahar nikal kar....

aur Sonali se bhi kaho ki wo bhi upnee Ms Universe fame ki tasveer jara yahan Jatland par taang hi den...bahut suspense ho gaya unke baare me sochte sochte...LOL

RK^2.

 

[jtsagi]

Bhai jhoola jo toot gaya te buttocks te ho jaange katee bandar jisse laal meri galen ek baar ho liya hain
I am really impressed by the calmness and composure shown by Mr. Khalkhunde in all sorts of situation. Hats off to you sir! Keep it up.

Shailendra Singh Hooda (Sep 10, 2004 10:18 a.m.):
Aji Khalkhunde ji, main kaafi time se soch raha tha ke aapne congratulations kahoon per bus Jatland per yo aaj kal latest (aadhi se jyaada) bakwaas posts padh padh ke log off ho jaanta, aer bolna reh hi jaye tha....

Anyways, this is as good time as any...so here goes:

Mein paache thode time se website te gayaab ho gaya tha, per eeb wapas aan paache ek baat to suthri laagi, Wa ye ke aapne apne jhule se utar kar camera ke nikat aane ka kasht to kiya...Oji mukh-mandal ke darshan to hue!!! 8)...Greetings!!! (main thaari poorani picture ne dekh yahi chinta kiya karta ke agar jhula toot gaya to?...aji, main to kahu hun bilkule theek kiya, utar aaye!)

 

[sonalisingh]

:-D

Rajendra Ji munnae tae apni laga rakhi thi...
jab yahre bhagdad maach gi tae Nitin nae eh
hata di..jab usne "Sonali says Hi" ala thread delete kiya tha....munnae na hatai....

Jab usne hata di tae maka theek sae. Woh boss sae iss site ka. Ko baat na.

Rajendra Kumar Kalkhunde (Sep 10, 2004 10:58 a.m.):

aur Sonali se bhi kaho ki wo bhi upnee Ms Universe fame ki tasveer jara yahan Jatland par taang hi den...bahut suspense ho gaya unke baare me sochte sochte...LOL

RK^2.

 

[rkumar]

Sonali Singh (Sep 10, 2004 10:40 a.m.):
:-D
Mere munn ki baat kahe di !
Vaise ek baat toh hai. Darshan hone kay baad zhutka tae kasuta laga tha.
:-D

Oyeeeeeeeeeeee mar janwa Ghee-Shakkar khaake.....hahahah... shukr hai kisi ko to kasuta jhatka lagaa.....hahahahah...

Jab aisee baat hai to Sonali fir tum bhi upnee tasveer bas ub Jatland par taang hi do..Bilkul aise, jaaise ki Sultana Daaku Sahukaaron ke ghar pe Notice taang jaya karta thaa....fir dekhte hai kitnon ko jhatke lagte hain aur kitnon ki neend gayab...Jatland ki membership na 2000 se seedhe 4000 ho gayee, tum bhi dekh lena....

RK^2.

 

[sonalisingh]

dup

 

[sonalisingh]

Sonali Singh (Sep 10, 2004 11:08 a.m.):
Yea...gotta give the guy some amount of credit here...though I am led to believe he lost some of that coolness in some "Jats are brave" thread that I was not around to follow up on...and now it's gone. Lekin saala aadmi fit sae...jissa bhi sae... :-D

Jatin Singh (Sep 10, 2004 11:00 a.m.):
I am really impressed by the calmness and composure shown by Mr. Khalkhunde in all sorts of situation. Hats off to you sir! Keep it up.

 

[rkumar]

Sonali Singh (Sep 10, 2004 11:05 a.m.):
:-D

Rajendra Ji munnae tae apni laga rakhi thi...
jab yahre bhagdad maach gi tae Nitin nae eh
hata di..jab usne "Sonali says Hi" ala thread delete kiya tha....munnae na hatai....

Jab usne hata di tae maka theek sae. Woh boss sae iss site ka. Ko baat na.

Rajendra Kumar Kalkhunde (Sep 10, 2004 10:58 a.m.):

aur Sonali se bhi kaho ki wo bhi upnee Ms Universe fame ki tasveer jara yahan Jatland par taang hi den...bahut suspense ho gaya unke baare me sochte sochte...LOL

RK^2.

ojee vakila sahiba ek baar parde ke bahar aakar hum boodhon ko bhi deedar kara hi daalo...dekho kuch aur saal jeena ka sahara mil jayegaa.....LOL...Jtaland ek dam disneyland me badal jayegee...

RK^2.

 

[sonalisingh]

Jatin, tu nu bata tu ghana kasuta ameer ku na hoya...phir mere aadhe rasse eh khatum ho jaante.... ha ha ha ha :-D

Ya ghune saare pissan ne daab ra sae kitae....

Jatin Singh (Sep 10, 2004 10:46 a.m.):
bhai log kuch bhi kehte raho ek baat te manne padegi chorri ne katee dhoom macha rakhee sae janani land bana ke hi manegi isne maine te yeh bakwaaas post padhan main hi swaad aawe se jad bhi break leyo sun jee halka sa ho jaya kare

 

[sonalisingh]

Rajendra ji, ek kahavat hai, "Jis din ram dikh jaga uste aage jine ka maksad e ke rah jaga."

Issle mera shukar kijiye ki aapki lambi umar ki duva de rahi hoon... :-D

Rajendra Kumar Kalkhunde (Sep 10, 2004 11:14 a.m.):
ojee vakila sahiba ek baar parde ke bahar aakar hum boodhon ko bhi deedar kara hi daalo...dekho kuch aur saal jeena ka sahara mil jayegaa.....LOL...Jtaland ek dam disneyland me badal jayegee...

RK^2.

 

[rkumar]

Sonali Singh (Sep 10, 2004 11:13 a.m.):
Jatin, tu nu bata tu ghana kasuta ameer ku na hoya...phir mere aadhe rasse eh khatum ho jaante.... ha ha ha ha :-D

Ya ghune saare pissan ne daab ra sae kitae....

Jatin Singh (Sep 10, 2004 10:46 a.m.):
bhai log kuch bhi kehte raho ek baat te manne padegi chorri ne katee dhoom macha rakhee sae janani land bana ke hi manegi isne maine te yeh bakwaaas post padhan main hi swaad aawe se jad bhi break leyo sun jee halka sa ho jaya kare

ojee vakila sahiba...yeh jatin ke through kyoon forward kar rahee ho..achee achee gallan...wo gana nahi suna kiya jis desh me ganga bahtee hai...." hum bhi hain, tum bhi ho aamne saamne...kiya kar diya dekhlo asar, piar ke naamne..."...hahahahaa...aamne saamne raho naa...balkan ne kyoon beech me daal kar baat kartee ho....

rahee pisse dhelle ki baat...dekh maine eshaara kiya thaa Kalidash ka...Vidyotma ke saath shaadi karke agar ek bewakoof Vidwaan ban sakta thaa to fir koi kangaal dhanwaan bhi ban sakta hai...jara daya drsti kar do naa kisi kangaal par....LOL....

RK^2...

 

[rkumar]

Sonali Singh (Sep 10, 2004 11:17 a.m.):
Rajendra ji, ek kahavat hai, "Jis din ram dikh jaga uste aage jine ka maksad e ke rah jaga."

Issle mera shukar kijiye ki aapki lambi umar ki duva de rahi hoon... :-D

Rajendra Kumar Kalkhunde (Sep 10, 2004 11:14 a.m.):
ojee vakila sahiba ek baar parde ke bahar aakar hum boodhon ko bhi deedar kara hi daalo...dekho kuch aur saal jeena ka sahara mil jayegaa.....LOL...Jtaland ek dam disneyland me badal jayegee...

RK^2.

najiii vakila sahiba...Mugl-e-azam ka wo gana ni suna kiyaa...Jab raat ho aisee matwaali, fir subah ka aalam kiya hogaa...es rang me koi jee le agar, marne ka use gham kiya hogaa....LOL...bas deedaar karke jab khudaa bula le koi malal ne hogaa....LOL

 

[sonalisingh]

Chalo doston, gotta go. Will be logged off for some time now (2-3 weeks). Bhoode ko kucch mast cheesain dhikaati hoon. Saala phir bolega "beti tu yaheeicch rahe...aish kar...main teri baatan nae eeb samjan laga.."
:-D

Anyways the last few posts were a welcome change from Mandeep's painfully dull drivel. So thanks for bringing back the spirit of the thread.

Later folks.

 

[rkumar]

Sonali Singh (Sep 10, 2004 11:29 a.m.):
Chalo doston, gotta go. Will be logged off for some time now (2-3 weeks). Bhoode ko kucch mast cheesain dhikaati hoon. Saala phir bolega "beti tu yaheeicch rahe...aish kar...main teri baatan nae eeb samjan laga.."
:-D

Anyways the last few posts were a welcome change from Mandeep's painfully dull drivel. So thanks for bringing back the spirit of the thread.

Later folks.

bhala yeh kiya hua vakila sahibaa...jab movie climax par aaye to aapne wo typical haseenaon wali aada me bye bye kaha aur bhag lee....wah..."" Dil ke tukde tukde karke muskurate chal diye. jate jaate yeh to batado, hum jiyenge kiske liye? bahut khoob....LOL..anyway..aant bhala to sab bhala...aapko last ki posts pasand aayee...hamare mahabhagye..hum dhanye huee...

RK^2.

 

[shailendra]

Rajendra Kumar Kalkhunde (Sep 10, 2004 10:58 a.m.):

hodda sahab aap bhi upne darshan de hi do es scatchy tasveer se bahar nikal kar....

RK^2.

...Aji Kamaal kar rahe ho Kalkhunde ji, aise kaise 'scatchy tasveer' batla diya.....Oji isne banaan khatir poore ten din laag gaye the campooter pe...upar se yo animation karvaana...bus poocho mat!
Per eeb dekho! Lagta hai jukar tasveer kati bol uthegi! ekdum interactive!!! ;-)

 

[rkumar]

Shailendra Singh Hooda (Sep 10, 2004 11:36 a.m.):

Rajendra Kumar Kalkhunde (Sep 10, 2004 10:58 a.m.):

hodda sahab aap bhi upne darshan de hi do es scatchy tasveer se bahar nikal kar....

RK^2.

...Aji Kamaal kar rahe ho Kalkhunde ji, aise kaise 'scatchy tasveer' batla diya.....Oji isne banaan khatir poore ten din laag gaye the campooter pe...upar se yo animation karvaana...bus poocho mat!
Per eeb dekho! Lagta hai jukar tasveer kati bol uthegi! ekdum interactive!!! ;-)

Haan per ya baat maanni padegi thaari- 'a picture is a thousand words'... [ Always important to place an image on the person one is interacting with ...]

So, jo bole so kundi khole...here goes; Kalkhunde ji main bhi darshan de deta hun [Bhai per phaer apni ya favorite chamkati photo wapas aa jaagi....yo kasuti animation yunhae thodi faink deni sai hurdum khatir!?!... :0 ]

arrey wah....kiya tasveer hai....Sonali Chali gayee..thora pehle dikhaate to toofaan aa jata...LOL...Very attractive young man indeed...SOnaliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii take note of the young handsome mannnnnnnnnnnnnnn

RK^2

 

[nitiz]

Hello!!

Jiji...!!!...Sonali..!!

Look yaar I was wondering....How old are you....since I belive that all the beautiful woman get hooked by 22 year ..like me..!!....Sonali tera main kutch hota tu eb tak tol leti....koyi andi garma garma paisa aara Choora.......I feel you are ....Ghessi Peti....Stuff...and getting estoric feeling that you are too beautiful !!....Jiji....meri se koyi help ho to bhatiye..!!!

Regards

Niti

 

[ndahiya]

Please watch out...

Guys

We're working a fine line here. Please watch where the thread is going....

We'd rather not intervene.

--

 

[shamsher]

Amazing....amazing....i am amazed that this thread has continued so long! I thought people on this site were constructive! I think few older gyus are having their dig at this topic! Cool down people! there are lot many better things in life!

 

[rksehrawat]

Kahin aisa to nahin, yeh Sonali koi manjha hua tau likre, iski baton se to yahi lagta hai. Agar ye vakai larki hai to kuchh jayada hi ultra modern hai. Another Pamela in making. Lekin pata nahin kyon lagta hai ki jab pitara khulega to koi pople munh ka tau likarga.

 

[mbamal]

Sonali Singh (Sep 10, 2004 09:15 a.m.):
:-D

Kit ka warm up mode chorray. Itnee postan mein eeb tahin koi ek baat na kehli jisska koi jawaab den ka ji karae. Kucch ek-aadh tae isse baat likhe jo padan mein sawaad aave !
Eeeb tahin tunnae yah baat eh na samanj men aaye.

Tai ...tera swad ke haamne phookna se..haam ne to apne swad te mutbal se...aur haamne to jade swad aaya kare jad tu baandriyan kee dhaal khiji khjiji haande se..