Bachao, Bachao...Sonali ko Bachao

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U are damn funny Rajendra. LOL
:-D
Watchout though. Ya Deepika tae bin patri ka Rail engine sae. Kati phoon-phoon karti awegi.
Seeti bhi na de chetawani ki.
Ha ha ha ha :-D

Rajendra Kumar Kalkhunde (Sep 12, 2004 09:21 a.m.):
Hi friends,

Here is the translation of Deepika's above post in Lucknow style....

" O ree muee! tujhe jara bhi lajo haya nahi aayee hume pumpkin (Petha) kahte huee..pata nahi petha aajkal kitne mushkil se milta hai...bhala kyoon ne mile..wo sare ke saare to Agra chale jaate hain..mithaai me istemaal hone ko..Or muee chal mai to fir bhi petha hoon...kam se kam mithayee ke kaam to aati hoon..tu upna bata, tu kiya hai...hari mirchi...muh jali...haan aur ek baat aur sun le jara kaan khol kar..hume bahan kahne ki jurrat kaisee ki tumne...? hamare abbaa jaan kabhi sapne me bhi aapkee amee jan se nikah ne kartee..aai chalke kahin se muee hume bahan kahne wali...eiswariya rai hogee teri bahan...jo parde par naachtee hai...haan... aur akhir me ek baat aur..tum hume jaban sikhaane wali kaun hotee ho...o muee lucknow walon ko jaban sikhaaogee tum...? Lucknow me bacha jab paida hota hai to aadab kahte huee paida hota hai...pata hai tujhe yeh sab o muee...!!

sorry yaar busy in translation these days....More will follow I am sure...

RK^2
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Uncle ji, humor ki baat toh yeh hai ki hum kucch log har cheez ko hans ke dekh lete hain. Gum ko bhi hans kar sahen kar lete hain.
It makes a lot of things lot more manageable. So if you find something funny it doesn't necessarily mean it should be in the humor section.

Rahi quality of discussion ki baat...I have encroached on that subject before...so let us not go there.

Bottom line...It has been my experience that in all unmoderated forums where members are free to post what they want, the quality of discussion tends to flow towards the lowest common denominator.

Col Virendra S Tavathia(Retd) (Sep 12, 2004 08:48 a.m.):
I am amazed to see the number of posts and on this subject and the quality of discussion.
If Sonali posted this for fun sake then it would have been better suited for Humar page rather than being on General Talk.

The posts posted on unrelevent page defeat the purpose of the site. I hope respected members would realize that.
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Sonali Singh (Sep 12, 2004 09:28 a.m.):
U are damn funny Rajendra. LOL
:-D
Watchout though. Ya Deepika tae bin patri ka Rail engine sae. Kati phoon-phoon karti awegi.
Seeti bhi na de chetawani ki.
Ha ha ha ha :-D

Lucknow style Reply:....

"" O ree muee kyoon doon seeti bhala...teri jaise be-sharm hoon kiya mai...jo seeti bajaun...pata hai abba jaan aur bhaai jaan mar daalenge agar kabhi pata bhi chal gaya ki hum seeti maarte hain...hamare khanadaan me aurten seeti nahi maartee...esliye bach kar rehnaa...haan kahe deti hoon...!!

RK^2
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deepika singhroha (Sep 12, 2004 09:00 a.m.):
KHISIYAYI BILLI KHAMBA NOCHEE.....aur itne loog galat nahin ho sakte.......i m ashamed that u r a member of jatland site( i mean it)
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Sonali Tai ;) pehla e kayi thee...kyan te apni maati pitwae se...aur haan eb be bhi time se..editor ne keh ke is topic ne humour main shift kara de...:d
 
Sonali Singh (Sep 11, 2004 06:57 p.m.):
Woh tae munnae bera sae baawle. Terey jisse molurd apne eh khyaas kar sakan sain.

Apni bhodia ka dhayan rakhiye. Uss gailan ya strategy apnayee tae.... :-D eeb key kahon? Samanj tae tu gaya eh hoga. Itna baawla bhi na lagta. :-D
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Ke baat chhori....ghane swad leve se...
 
Sonali this post of yours has left all other posts behind including the Mallika ones. Its surprising that when you post things that should make sense to a wider group of people on here for example, the post in which you wanted suggestions about stock market no one has even posted a single reply yet............
anyways baat to yah se is post ne padh kar lage se koi bollywood movie ka script tayaar ho raha hain ibbe tak to hero hero lade karte ib heroin heroin bhi WWF karan lag raheee se mhare hisaab se te yah project bollywood main superhit ho jaaga :) sonali jitne log tere julm ka shikaar hue hain unne deepika ki sharan le lee se appreciation mails ke through yhade ab do party bun chukee hain both led by females

bhaiyon yeh jitni chori beech main te mang khada karein inte bach kar raho yeh sirf deekhen hee sudhee se hehehehehe

Sonali Singh (Sep 12, 2004 09:10 a.m.):
Oh my dear, dear girl. Oh my ! Itni strong feelings iss nacheez ke liye. Oh dear !
Honey, aap zara meri pehla response dhayan se pad len. Dobara. Please.

Uspar thoda gor kar lo. Main toh samja hi sakti hun.

deepika singhroha (Sep 12, 2004 09:00 a.m.):
before calling me BUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPKKKKKIIIIINNN.....better see yurself coz u know..... i m far more better than u .......anyways......ek aur baat ....SIING TERE SEI TOH HUM SAB KE BHI SEI.........AUR SUNN TERE ALAA TE PAINE:-)as far as use of
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issa kissa tae mnaen sunyaa ae naa tha , Aek choori nae sab choron aur chorion ko Dhobi paath maar maar kae tod diya. Bhaai kuch bhe kaho bhundi dhaal dhoyaa sae.
issay karday joot sab ka sar... paey maaray saen, ak Inkae toh photuon maen tae behee baal udd gay saen.
Maen iss chori kaa FAN ban gya soon.
Par jaye yaa Chori sab kae issay jootay marray sae toh iskaa toh Byaah hona mushkil ho jaaga (Jaatn maen) ?
 
r.k. sehrawat (Sep 14, 2004 07:11 a.m.):
I am sure this thread will be the longest in a few days...
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I don't think so Sehrawat ji. I notice that the thread is almost dead and there is nothing new coming into it. High time, we also wind up and let it fade into the archives of Jatland now....bahut ho gaya dosto...ub jaane bhi do naa....

Rajendra
 
Yeh Jatin. Its like people watching Hindi
TV serials. Everyone says "Kya bakwaas
hai. Bilkul Time waste !". But everyone
sawaad le le ke dekhe ja sae. :-D

Mahare Jatland waalan ka bhi yo eh haal sae.

Serious worthwhile topics pe ko likhta na
kucch...par kham khan bhaasan diye jaa ge.

Vaise I did get one guy who privately responded to my queries. Very nice fellow who knows quite a bit about that stuff....

But I guess it is understandable. Out of the 50-60 active people here, there aren't going to be too many who have specific knowledge about stock brokers and the like.


Jatin Singh (Sep 12, 2004 09:35 p.m.):
Sonali this post of yours has left all other posts behind including the Mallika ones. Its surprising that when you post things that should make sense to a wider group of people on here for example, the post in which you wanted suggestions about stock market no one has even posted a single reply yet............
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Yeh...people lets move to other things. I'll
update folks later about my success/failure with my folks.

Mandeep bhi manda manda bolan laag liya. Pucchad dabocch li usene bhi taangan ke beech. :-D

Rajendra Kumar Kalkhunde (Sep 14, 2004 08:42 a.m.):
High time, we also wind up and let it fade into the archives of Jatland now....bahut ho gaya dosto...ub jaane bhi do naa....

Rajendra
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More kahawats for Sonali if she understands them...
- Jiski utar gayi loi, uska ke kare koi!
- Nang bada ya baadhshah...

Aayi kya samajh mein??
 
Sonali tu apne janam kaa ata pataa bata, phir main tujhe teri shadi ke bare mein bataunga ..
tera dulha kaisa milega tujhe , ameeeeeeer yaa kangaaaaaaaaaaaaal....
samjhee kya ...
peeetne wala milega yaa pitne vala
 
Sonali tu apne janam kaa ata pataa bata, phir main tujhe teri shadi ke bare mein bataunga ..
tera dulha kaisa milega tujhe , ameeeeeeer yaa kangaaaaaaaaaaaaal....
samjhee kya ...
peeetne wala milega yaa pitne vala ...
ar dekh sun jatoon ki naak naa kataeye kadi jaat kahain kee bachao-bachao sonali se bachao...hahahahahhaa
 
Sonali Singh (Sep 14, 2004 11:03 a.m.):
Mandeep bhi manda manda bolan laag liya. Pucchad dabocch li usene bhi taangan ke beech. :-D
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Ke Baat Tai...bade pyar gelan baat karan laag rahi se...;-)
 
Navin Farswal (Sep 14, 2004 12:07 p.m.):
More kahawats for Sonali if she understands them...
- Jiski utar gayi loi, uska ke kare koi!
- Nang bada ya baadhshah...

Aayi kya samajh mein??
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Bhai Navin bas bahut ho gaya...ub choro na yeh topic..on the lighter side yaar aajkal kaun loi odhta hai waise bhi...micro-skirts ka jamana hai...esliye yeh loi wali kahawat bahut purani ho chukee hai aur aaj ke jamane me itna laagoo nahi hotee..LOl...Let us please call an end to this thread...Please NO MOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE......

Also one advice to members..Somes times it really helps to loose an argument to win and keep friends. So let us not try to win all our arguments.

RK^2
 
Ashok jee
Yoo aap sonali tahin keesa Banadaa(Dulha) bataanay aalay ho? Koye jaat tae isttay byaah karay konya. Koi Gora tae iskkay phansay konya . Iss tahin toh koye Kaalu (negro ) tohnaa padaygaa.
aajkal USA maen Sareena/Venus Williams kaa Babu katti Randa handay sae (Chori tohtaa).
Voh kae kahyaa karaen, katti "Daddy Sugar" bar kaa.


ashok arya gill (Sep 14, 2004 01:15 p.m.):
Sonali tu apne janam kaa ata pataa bata, phir main tujhe teri shadi ke bare mein bataunga ..
tera dulha kaisa milega tujhe , ameeeeeeer yaa kangaaaaaaaaaaaaal....
samjhee kya ...
peeetne wala milega yaa pitne vala ...
ar dekh sun jatoon ki naak naa kataeye kadi jaat kahain kee bachao-bachao sonali se bachao...hahahahahhaa
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Sonali is Mallika of Jatland. Unko bachao ya unse bacho..iske pehle unko dhundo. S/he is in CA for sure. which city ? Berkley?
According to public records, there is one shant & sonali singh in Moraga. I am pretty sure they are not this sonali.
 
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