Bachao, Bachao...Sonali ko Bachao

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Oh Jiji, you are too sweet....

Aur han Jiji, we beautiful women need to pamper our vanity. Apna dhyan toh rakhna he parta hai na !

Succh Jiji, aajkal mein folks ko ghumane ke liye bahot driving karti hoon na, itnee sunburn ho gayee hoon, bas poccho na. Oof! Bahot fair and delicate hona bhi ek sharap hai. :-D

Vaise Jiji, aap mera vishwas nahin karogi, lekin ek din main bathroom ke shishe ke saamne khare ho kar yoon hi masti main boli, "Mirror Mirror on the Wall, who is the fairest of them all ?"

Jiji, aap yakeen nahin karoge! Mein bilkul yeh baat bana nahin rahi hoon. Leelu ki kasam!
Mirror bola, "Sonali, Tis you, my fair lady. Tis you. You are the fairest of them all !".

Succh Jiji. Succh. Mein toh hairaan rahe gayee. Uss din ke baad toh mujhe bhi lagne laga ki mein kucch special hoon.

Jiji, aap bhi try karna yeh. Please. Please. There is something in this. We pretty women are definitely special. ;-)


Mrs Niti (Sep 17, 2004 12:42 a.m.):
Hello..!!

Sonali...!!!.....Hats off to you...!!...

You are damm good ....!!...your rustic haryanvi dialogue and even lucid style of writing in engilsh...!!...Sun..good to see that you have interest on manicures/pedicures....I too like and spend very much on these stuffs..!!..

Love..
Niti
 
Thanks Dev. Great to hear the encouraging words. I know I'll come what tops. No matter what. Ek toh Jatni. Upar se Sonali. There is no other way.

Good to hear you also pulled yourself out.

Bhoody-bhoodian nae tae mein ghuti payaan laag ri sun. Lekin, saale bahot resistent hai. Khoon toh mera hi hai na.... :-D

Lekin aisa kehte hain ki har nai generation is better than the older one....Dekhtain hain kitne succh hai is kahvat mein.


Dev Dhanda (Sep 17, 2004 01:31 a.m.):
Arre manna darre Chorri Kimme naa keh budha budhiyaa.. yu mausmi bhukhar se unkaa utar jaaga ek adhh din mein. ibbe naye naye aaye sein Amreeka mein.. Waise i feel budhyaan ki yaa feeling is analogus to a strong tide but you be strong like the rock on the shore n the tide will die down after crashing to it.. Don worry.. i faced the same crisis n came outa it.. Itne din ho gaye Amreeka mein rehte koi baddi si mithi goli khawa de ghar kyaan ne.. Ho jyaange shaant...Arr fer bi naa maane te kisse ramlo ne ek dinner yaa lunch ki riswat de ke khada karr de unke shaami akk dekh lo yu se thaara hon aala daamad.. HEHHEHEEHe arr keh diye jibb agli be aaoge thamm te byaah bi karr loongi... aape shaant ho jange ....
Well jat ke gharan paida ho ke itna te expect kar lena chahiye thaa akk jib aavenge te kimme naa kimme tufaan bhi aavegaa unke gela.....
Nyways it seems that the situation is pretty much in control till now.. aur je naa bhi ho te kar legi yah confident chorri.....

Chal
All the best with your ramlu

Dev Dhanda
 
Thanks Ramesh ji, koshish karti hoon (and that is about all the modesty you can expect from Sonali... :-D).

Photo Nitin ne hata diya tha yaar ! Phir chipka doon kya ? Jatland wale handle kar payenge kya ?

Haryanvi main kitaab toh likh doon...lekin yaar retunrs kya hongi. Audience bahot kam hai ! I gotta be honest, jab tak acche rewards nazar nahin aate tab tak kucch undertake karne ka munn nahin karta. That's just shallow, materialistic me. But that's the way I am. Always looking to see what I'll get out of something...

Vaise, I've only had some time for a while. Have taken a complete break from work for a while, but will return back to work after folks leave. Truth be told, the law profession is one of the most stressful and time demanding profession here. Once I get back into it, there isn't a whole lot of time for anything else.
(To the relief of some members here on Jatland... he he he :-D ). So I'll slowly have to wean myself away from Jatland.

Slapping around Mandu gets too much fun. Its addictive. :-D



Ramesh Lakra (Sep 17, 2004 02:01 a.m.):
Sonali
I must reiterate it here , that u are too good in haryanvi and I read ur post especially for that(I would be lying if I deny the touch of glamour here , this reminds me where is that lovely old B&W photo of yours ) .I was damn impressed with ur narrative skills in hanuman ka bhagat jatram aala chutkala .

Last but not the least u have a lot energy , carry on the good work by making people laugh there guts out with ur terrific haryanvi .
 
Thanks yaar. We really are a family here.
Ek dusre ke kitni fikar karan sae.

Mein bhi yeh hi khosis kar re hun yaar...

Mandeep Bamal (Sep 17, 2004 05:04 a.m.):
b.t.w. i really hope u hook up with some slimy(ok..ok..not so slimy..) old rich boodha...then we wouldnt have to worry abt u makin a livin as a lawyer.. :-D (obviously u suck at arguments ;-))
 
Oooh...Mandu...tu toh bahot sensitive nikla re !
:-D
Mandu...Mandu...Mandu...hmmm...there is almost a rythmic feel to it...tumhe nahin lagta ?

Ha ha ha ha :-D

Mandeep Bamal (Sep 17, 2004 10:17 a.m.):
Mr. Budh..one request..pls..refrain from calling ppl names..coz..by doing this u predispose to the possiblity of getting paid back in the same coin..and that wudnt b pretty..
 
Well they have their best intents at heart...but they think on their own traditional lines. Chalta hai. Meri ghuti paye pacche they'll see the world in a whole different way...
I think I am making some headway....


Mandeep Bamal (Sep 17, 2004 11:46 a.m.):
Isee koi baat nahin Tai..tu to khunta tuda ke bhaaj rahi se..tu to kimme birdaye ja se..main to boodhyan ne ishara karoon tha kee swad lene se to door baith ke leyo..aadey interfere karoge to gelya lipat jaoge..;-)
 
Hi Sonali,

You wanted to something about Chanakya..this what he has to say on women....enjoy...

SHUKRA - NEETI

THE ATTRACTION OF A WOMAN

STREENAAMDVARNAAMAAPI SAHLAADI VIKAROTYEV MAANASAM ||
KIPUNARDARSHANAM TAASAAM VILAASOLLAASITABHRUVAAM ||
(The mere mention of a woman's name delights a person and his thoughts are filled with lust, then why not by looking at a beautiful woman who makes her eyebrows dance)

RAHAH PRACHAARKUSHALAA MRIDUGADGADABHISHINEE ||
KAM NA NAAREE VASHEEKURYAANNARAM RAKTANTALOCHNAA ||

(Why not a woman, who is clever enough to have her food alone, who talks softly and delightfully, who can taunt affectionately, will capture the heart of any man)

VYAAYACHCHHANTASHCHA BAHAVAH STREESHUNAASHAM GATAA AMEE ||
INDRADANDAKYANAHUSHARAAVANAADDYAA NRIPAAHYATAH ||

(The lust for 'other women' has caused destruction to many men like Indra, Dandakya, Nahusha and Ravana)

PARASTREE-SANGAME KAAMO LOBHO YOJYONAANYADHANESHU CHA || SWAPRAJAADANDANE KRODHO NAIVA DHARYONRIPAIH KADAA ||


(A king should never have lust for 'other women', should never have greed for 'other's wealth', should never give punishment to his subject in anger because 'Lust', 'Greed' and 'Anger' are the causes for downfall)

EXAMINATION OF 'POISONED FOOD'
VISHADOSHABHAYAADANNAM VIMRISHET KAPIKUKKUTAIH ||
HANSAAH SKHALANTI KUJANTI BHRINGAA NRITYANTIMAA YU RAAH ||
VIRAUTI KUKKUTO MADDYET KRAUNCHO VE RECHATE KAPIH ||
HRISHTAROMAA BHAVED BABHRUH SAARIKAA VAMATE TATHA ||
HASHTVAIVAM SAVISHAM CHAANNAM TASMABHDOJYAM PAREEKSHAYET ||

(If there is a fear of the food being poisoned, then it should be examined by the help of a monkey, cock etc. The mere sight of the poisoned food makes a swan (Hansa) to totter, the black bee begins to make a noise, the peacock begins to dance, the cock begins to 'crow', the Heron (KRAUNCH PAKSHI) gets intoxicated, the monkey begins to pass 'filth' and urine, the mongoose (BABHRU) gets excited, the 'starling' (SAARIKA PAKSHI) starts vomiting- These are the ways to examine the poisoned food. The king and his administrators must examine the food, whether it is poisoned or not, before consuming it)



POLICIES ON BEHAVIOUR


NAASIKAAM NA VIKRISHNEEYAANNAAKASMAADVILIKHED BHUVAM ||
NA SANHATAABHYAAM PAANIBHYAAM KANDOOYEDAATMANAH SHIRAH||

(One should not clean his nostrils by inserting fingers in it, should not draw lines on the earth suddenly or should not dig the earth. One should not scratch his head with both the hands)

CHARACTERISTICS OF A TYRANT

AGNIDO GARADASHCHAIVA SHASTRONMATTO DHANAAPAHAH ||
KSHETRADAARAHARASHCHAITAAN SHAD VIDDYAADAATTAAYINAH||

(One who ignites fire and causes destruction, one who gives poison, one who is Eveready to kill intoxicated by the power of his sword, one who plunders others wealth, one who overtakes others farm and woman- should be considered as a TYRANT)

TAKING CARE OF (DUTIES)
NOPEKSHETA STRIYAM BAALAM ROGAM DAASAM PASHUM DHANAM ||
VIDDYAABHYAASAM KSHANAMAPI SATSEVAAM BUDDHIMAANNARAH ||

(One must not be indifferent towards his wife, his son, diseases, servants, domestic animals, wealth, knowledge and studies and doing service to a gentleman for a moment. One must always take care of them)

MAATRUPITRUGURUSWAAMMI BHATRUPUTRASAKHISHVAPI ||
NA VIRUDHYENNAAPAKURYAANMANASAAPI KSHANAM AKCHIT ||



GRASPING EVEN THE ENEMIES GOOD QUALITIES


SHATRORAPI GUNAA GRAAHYAA GUROSTYAAJYAASTU DURGUNAAH ||

(One should accept the good qualities of even the enemies and should salute him but on the other hand even if his teacher has bad qualities, he should reject them)


DOING WORK IN HASTE WITHOUT MUCH CONSIDERATION


KRIYAAPHALAMVIGYAAYA YATATE SAAHASEE CHA SAH ||
DUHKHABHAAGEE BHAVATYEVA KRIYAYAA TATPHALEN VAA ||

(A misadventurist, who tries to do any work in a haste without giving much thought, and without knowing the consequences, gets only sorrow either because of the work itself or because of the consequences of that work)

WORSE THAN A DEAD
STREEBHIJINTO RINEE NITYAM SUDARIDRASHCHA YAACHAKAH ||
GUNAHEENORTHAHEENAH SANA MRITAA ETE SAJEEVAKAAH ||



(A man who is under the influence and control of women, who is a debtor, struck by extreme poverty, a demander without any quality and wealth- such a man is worse than a dead man, though being alive)



SECRECY


AAYURVITTAM GRIHCHCHHIDRAM MANTRAMAITHUNBHESHAJAM ||
DAANAMAANAPAMAANAM CHA NAVAITAANI SUGOPAYET ||

(One should maintain secrecy of his age, wealth, demerits of his home, Hymn (mantra), copulation, medicine, charity, respect and disrespect i.e. he should never tell others of these nine things)



POLICIES OF SAGE SHUKRAACHARYAA


KARMAIVA KAARANAM CHAATRA SUGATIM DURGATIM PRATI ||
KARMAIVA PRAAKTANAMAPI KSHANAM KI KOSTI CHAKRIYAH ||

(Karma is the cause for our SUGATI- happy conditions and DURGATI- miseries in this world. PRAARABDHA- providence, destiny is nothing else but our KARMAS (deeds, good and evil) of PURVAJANAM (our previous birth regeneration). Can any one live for a second without doing a KARMA.)

CASTE DISCRIMINATION


NA JAATYAA BRAAHMNASHCHAATRA KSHATIRYO VAISYA EVA NA ||
NA SHUDRO NA CHA VAI MLECHICHO BHEDITAA GUNAKARMABHIH ||

(In this world, no one is a Brahmin (BRAHMA), KSHATRIYA (a warrior caste), VAISHYA (caste doing trading/business) and SHUDRA (low caste) by birth but on the basis of quality (GUNAA) and deeds and actions (KARMA)


BRAHMANA


GYAANKARMOPAASANAABHIRDDEVATAARAADHANE RATAH ||
SHAANTO DAANTO DAYAALUSHCHA BRAHMANASHCHA GUNA KRITAH ||

(Brahmin (Brahmana) is created by having following qualities like GYAANKANDA (having yearning for the Holy Scriptures), KARMAKANDA (knowledge of performing YAGNA (HOMA) and UPASANA (WORSHIP). He is also engrossed in worship of the deities, is gentle, has controlled his senses and is kind)


KSHATRIYA


LOKASANRAKSHANE DAKSHAH SHOORO DAANTAH PARAAKRAMI ||
DUSHTANIGRAHASHEELO YAH SA VAI KSHATRIYA UCHYATE ||

(One who cleverly protects his subjects, is brave, has control over his senses and whose nature is to punish the wrong doers is called a KSHATRIYA).

VAISYA


KRAYAVIKRAYAKUSHALAAHYE YE NITYAM PANYAJEEVINAH ||
PASHURAKSHAKRISHIKARAASTE VAISHYAAH KEERTITAAHBHUVI ||


(One who is efficient in KRAYA (purchasing) and VIKRAYA (selling) daily earns his livelihood by his business, one who does PASHU PAALANA (animal husbandry and farming are called VAISHYA in this world)

SHUDRA


DWIJASEVAARCHANARATAAH SHOORAAH SHANTAA JITENDRIYAAH ||
SARIKAASHTHATRINAVAHAASTE NEECHAAH SHOODRASANGYAKAAH ||

(Those who are in the service of the DWIJA (BRAHMA, KSHATRIYA AND VAISHYA, brave, gentle have control over their senses, carry plough (HALA), KAASHTHA (WOOD) and TRINA (grass) are called SHUDRA)


MLECCHA


TYAKTASVADHARMAACHARANAA NIRGHRINAAH PARPEEDAKAAH ||
CHANDAASHCHA HINSAKAAH NITYAM MLECHCHHAASTE ||

(Those who abandon their own DHARMA (RELIGION) lack kindness, cause harm to others, possess excessive anger and are violent are called MLECCHA and they lack the power of REASONING (VIVEKA)

EFFECTS OF KARMA AND DESTINY


PRAAKKARMAPHALBHOGAARHAA BUDDHIH SANJAAYATE NRINAAM ||
PAAPAKARMANI PUNYE VAA KARTUM SHAKTO NA CHAANYATHAA ||


(A man is capable or incapable of doing Karmas (good or evil) in his present life according to the Karmas done in his previous birth that is if he has done evil Karmas or good Karmas in his previous birth, then his mind will change accordingly in his present birth and will do good or evil Karmas to face its consequences)

BANDHIRUTPADDYATE TAADDYAG YAADDAKKARMAPHALODAYAH ||
SAHAAYAASTAADDASHAA EVA YAADDASHEE BHAVITAVYATAA ||

(The mind changes as soon as the time comes to face the consequences of the Karmas. As the destiny is, accordingly one gets friends (good or evil)

DAIVE PURUSHAKAARE CHA KHALU SARVAM PRATISTHITAM ||
PURVAJANMAKRITAM KARMEHAAJITAM TAD DVIDHA KRITAM ||


(All the actions of the world are based on BHAGYA- destiny and PURUSHARTHA- labour, actions committed in the previous birth are destiny and actions committed in this life are called PURUSHARTHA. Thus KARMAS have been differentiated in two ways whichever of the two (BHAGYA and PURUSHARTHA) is powerful forces the other to surrender. The strength cannot be identified merely by analyzing the results of the Karma or by any other means)

AVASHYAMBHAAVIBHAAVANAAM PRATEEKAARO NA CHEDDYADI ||
DUSHTAANAAM KSHAPANAM SHREYO YAAVADBUDDHIBALODAYAIH ||


(It would not have been possible to destroy the evils and evil doers if the destiny was unchangeable that is PURUSHARTHA (labour) can change even the BHAGYA (destiny)

MAHATEE SATKRIYAANISHTAPHALAA SYAAT PRATIKOOLAKE ||
BALIRDAANEN SAMBADDHO HARISHCHANDRASTATHAIVA CHA ||

(If the destiny is unfavourable then the most virtuous of actions gives bad results just like the king Bali who was tied up even after being so charitable and Harishchandra had to serve a MLECHA, even after being a Truthful man)

BHAVATEESHTAM SATKRIYAYAANISHTAM TADVIPAREEYATAA ||
SHAASTRATAH SADSAJGYAATVAA TYAKTVAASATSATSAMAACHARET||

(Good actions give good results and evil actions give bad results, so one must accept good actiongive bad results, so one must accept good actions and reject evil actions as described in the scriptures)
 
Have fun Mandu ! Ghani European beer mat pya kar...tond likad jaagi.

Anyways.

With Mandu's departure, this thread is OFFICIALLY DEAD.

Have fun everyone !!!!!

Mandeep Bamal (Sep 17, 2004 11:57 a.m.):
chaal te chhori..is thread ke eeb mar de taala..aur haam nikla sa weekend ke swad len..hmm...25 deg, sunshine..aur beer...thank u god!..
 
Sonali nahati hana kiwar band kar liya kar, shishe bola na karte, kisse padosi nai dekh ke comment pass kara hoga.

Sonali Singh (Sep 17, 2004 11:15 a.m.):
Oh Jiji, you are too sweet....

Aur han Jiji, we beautiful women need to pamper our vanity. Apna dhyan toh rakhna he parta hai na !

Succh Jiji, aajkal mein folks ko ghumane ke liye bahot driving karti hoon na, itnee sunburn ho gayee hoon, bas poccho na. Oof! Bahot fair and delicate hona bhi ek sharap hai. :-D

Vaise Jiji, aap mera vishwas nahin karogi, lekin ek din main bathroom ke shishe ke saamne khare ho kar yoon hi masti main boli, "Mirror Mirror on the Wall, who is the fairest of them all ?"

Jiji, aap yakeen nahin karoge! Mein bilkul yeh baat bana nahin rahi hoon. Leelu ki kasam!
Mirror bola, "Sonali, Tis you, my fair lady. Tis you. You are the fairest of them all !".

Succh Jiji. Succh. Mein toh hairaan rahe gayee. Uss din ke baad toh mujhe bhi lagne laga ki mein kucch special hoon.

Jiji, aap bhi try karna yeh. Please. Please. There is something in this. We pretty women are definitely special. ;-)


Mrs Niti (Sep 17, 2004 12:42 a.m.):
Hello..!!

Sonali...!!!.....Hats off to you...!!...

You are damm good ....!!...your rustic haryanvi dialogue and even lucid style of writing in engilsh...!!...Sun..good to see that you have interest on manicures/pedicures....I too like and spend very much on these stuffs..!!..

Love..
Niti
 
Respected All Jat Members of this site,
This is my humble request to Sonali jee and all respected members, please register only the topics those can keep our society healthy. We should not have any space of this kind of talk or discussion. I am from typical village, It never happens as she has mentioned.
If a person find this kind of matters on site, who is from different cast , literally they laughed on us. So Please stop it. This is my request for all respective and elder members of this site. Please don't allow this kind of discussion.
Thanks & Regards,
Hamendra
 
Sonali..!!

I Love You..!!
Yaar Choraa hoti tu " Aap le leke bhaag jaati...!! ."

Haa yaar...“ A thing of Beauty is joy for ever ”..haa yaar main bhi aapni beauty ka optimum use kiya hain....and got wonderful husband ....Jaha jaata hain log " Slute " marte hain..!!..
Sonali ...yaar aapne dona ka naam baas Helen of Troy, Cleopatra ke near aata hain.. we are known for our soft skin, transparent enough to allow a glimpse of water being gulped down the throat..!!
Haa dear aaz main bhi bathroom main naya sheesha lagaya hain....main bhi try karungi...!!

Chal Jiji fir aapna khayal rakhna sunlight sain baachna use sunglasses vo bhi UV protected wale......yaha India main tu Monsoon season hain...skin ke le havoc hain!!

Love
Niti
 
:-D Funny !
Aisa ho toh ek baat toh ekdam pakki hai.
Padosi ki eyesight ekdam fit sae. Jama 20/20.
:-D

r.k. sehrawat (Sep 18, 2004 12:53 a.m.):
Sonali nahati hana kiwar band kar liya kar, shishe bola na karte, kisse padosi nai dekh ke comment pass kara hoga.
 
Ha ha ha
Jiji...Bilkul Sahi...

Jiji Jaroor batana sheesha ka bola. Aur sheesha
goonga nikle toh sheesha kharab hai. Dealer ke sar par mar aana. Nakli diya hoga. India main bahot nakli maal milta hai. Smart sheeshe ki jungha, dumb sheeshe baicch dete hain.

Lekin mujhe yakin hai, hum dono ki khubsoorti aisi hai ki goonge sheeshe bhi bol uthainge.
Zaroor batana Jiji.

Aur haan Jiji, woh Mithun waali film ka naam nahin bataya abhi tak aap ne.

Bye Jiji

Mrs Niti (Sep 18, 2004 11:22 a.m.):
Sonali..!!

I Love You..!!
Yaar Choraa hoti tu " Aap le leke bhaag jaati...!! ."

Haa yaar...“ A thing of Beauty is joy for ever ”..haa yaar main bhi aapni beauty ka optimum use kiya hain....and got wonderful husband ....Jaha jaata hain log " Slute " marte hain..!!..
Sonali ...yaar aapne dona ka naam baas Helen of Troy, Cleopatra ke near aata hain.. we are known for our soft skin, transparent enough to allow a glimpse of water being gulped down the throat..!!
Haa dear aaz main bhi bathroom main naya sheesha lagaya hain....main bhi try karungi...!!

Chal Jiji fir aapna khayal rakhna sunlight sain baachna use sunglasses vo bhi UV protected wale......yaha India main tu Monsoon season hain...skin ke le havoc hain!!

Love
Niti
 
O beautiful deviyon mhara sadar pranam
bhai ye thread te jamma bollywood ke concept pe chaal rahe se action comedy villain love story sab keeme aa chuka se isme par love story te do chorri ke chal rahee se
Niti ji aap te is chori ne bhi leke bhaj sako ho ghane bayah hoye te thode dina pacche california main choriyan choriyan ke

chori je pisse dab rahee se unhe kadh ke maa baapu ne east coast dikha ke west coast te riptan lag rahee se saste main


Mrs Niti (Sep 18, 2004 11:22 a.m.):
Sonali..!!

I Love You..!!
Yaar Choraa hoti tu " Aap le leke bhaag jaati...!! ."

Haa yaar...“ A thing of Beauty is joy for ever ”..haa yaar main bhi aapni beauty ka optimum use kiya hain....and got wonderful husband ....Jaha jaata hain log " Slute " marte hain..!!..
 
Oh please! I will let you guys have the lead role. I am happy just having the supporting role.
You dont have to worry at all about me being sensitive. Its really hard to get under my skin. bade bade dhedhan te pala padh chuka se mhara katee kuch na hota ib te ........

Sonali Singh (Sep 18, 2004 12:43 p.m.):
Feeling left out, Jatin ? Ha ha ha ha :-D
Anyways, don't want to say more here...too many ultra sensitive people.....
 
Arre kime koi positive result nikla ke wo stock market aale analysis ka humne bhi batiye
thode pisse maine bhi laane se na tain mere bhi manicure/pedicure main kharach ho jaange hahahaha
 
Sonali tera eyesight check karn ka tariqaa katti aandy hai...;)
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Sonali Singh (Sep 18, 2004 12:12 p.m.):
Funny !
Aisa ho toh ek baat toh ekdam pakki hai.
Padosi ki eyesight ekdam fit sae. Jama 20/20.

r.k. sehrawat (Sep 18, 2004 12:53 a.m.):
Sonali nahati hana kiwar band kar liya kar, shishe bola na karte, kisse padosi nai dekh ke comment pass kara hoga.
 
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