being haryanvi

ajaysinghkundu said:
Main apni last job (Rudrapur) se bike book karva k Delhi laya tha.......place ---- Delhi Rly stn

Godown se bahar nikaali to Police constable tha papers ki checking karne k liye....

A friend was accompanying me too.......

He saw the numbar plate which said 'HR 20 H 9355' and asked "Kitt ka hai Bhai?". Maine kaha, "Rohtak ka." He said, "Fer to ja bhai......" Mera dost bola " Waise bhi aapke paas pakadne k liye kuchh nahi hai....... hamare paas saare papers hain......."
Policiya bola....... "Galat saabit karan ne to main tanne b galat saabit kar saku hu paper ke cheez hai? Apna e bhai hai......... Chala Ja!!!!"

Maine usi policiye se poocha......"Bhai, yahan sabse nazdeek petrol pump kahan hai?? Bike load karte time sara tel kadhwa liya tha.."

To wo bola ...." Itna tel to hai ki petrol pump pahunch jayegi...... Main kahu tha na ki kisi b baat pe pakad saku hu" ........... as the tank should be absolutely empty when the bike is on train...

Jai ho Haryana ke bhai!!!!!!!
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hahaha.........AJ........Bike ka registeration bhi Hisar ka karwaya tanne.....je rohtak ka HR12... le leta to policiya rokta e na tanne....
 
sunitahooda said:
P.S. 63 arr 64 no aali off-topic sain
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Mere dhore bhi yeh Moderator Post deleted aale patre kai bai aa liye sain , bera na paatta ki yo Moderator isa koon Andy paaka sai :D :D ha ha ha

( kidding!).


Gaadi , haryanvi , off topic se yaad aaya....

2 ek mahine gudgaame mein ek job kari thi apne ek badle bhai ke under jab khalli tha. Mere babu nai gaadi tai de di lekin ek asaami driver bhi :o Jama nahi aave thi usne.

Doosre hi din kudaa din usne red light , iffco chowk pe , policiye nai karwa li side mein , main kimai kehamta istai pehla bolya : " Ohh ho bhaaisahab aap !! Key haal ?
main hairaan pareshan to tha ki yo koon jo manne jaane sai ar jisnai main naa jaanta :eek: , lekin bol pada ki : ghane kasoot sain , aap suna do kimai .. (with proper haryanvi accent).

Bola yo driver naya paakda sai key ? , maka ji haan woh paachle aala jaa rahya sai , yo seekhdad chood gaya !! Fer usne us driver tai do gaal bakki , ar bola ki dekh ke chalaya kar , tekan aala tha uske to manne keh di ak maka jaa lene do , naya ar kaacha sai yo! seekh jyaaga! Bas fer ram ram ar hum waapis chaal pade ....

Bera tai kher paatya koni ki woh thaa kooon :D haan lekin JL ke ek thread pe haryaanvi , gaadi , drivery , ar off topic ka sauda kasoot ho gaya !!!:rock


PS: Koi na , ek aur prem patra from Our very own Moderator bhi sahiii!!!! ha ha ha ha
 
bazardparveen said:
Whatever you are saying is absolutely correct. 1st of all don't take my point personally. My statement was not regarding any individual. My point was if others does not much about individual qualities and he/she is a JAT then normally people have negative image about him/her. people normally don't praise JATs. that's truth.
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then thats their problem mate..I pity them
 
bazardparveen said:
Whatever you are saying is absolutely correct. 1st of all don't take my point personally. My statement was not regarding any individual. My point was if others does not much about individual qualities and he/she is a JAT then normally people have negative image about him/her. people normally don't praise JATs. that's truth.
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"Abnormal" people don't "normally" praise and "normal" people don't praise "abnormally", they praise "normally" b/c they're "normal". :) :rock :) :rock
 
ye incidents to har jagah common hain logon ko sayad haryanavis se jyada hi taklif hai last year jab vijender ne olympic medal jita to ladkiyan usko dekhkar badi khush aur impessed thi uski personality se.
par jaisi hi usne bolna (haryanavi) suru kito to unki reaction thi 'HARYANAVi???? chhiii'.
pata nahi unhe kya problem hai aisi.
maine to use pakad lar puch liya ki use harayanavi se koi problem hai. tab usne apne ap ko itna embarrased feel kiya ki T.V. room se hi chali gayi aur mere samne nhi kam hi aai uske baad:boxing
 
pooja12goyat said:
ye incidents to har jagah common hain logon ko sayad haryanavis se jyada hi taklif hai last year jab vijender ne olympic medal jita to ladkiyan usko dekhkar badi khush aur impessed thi uski personality se.
par jaisi hi usne bolna (haryanavi) suru kito to unki reaction thi 'HARYANAVi???? chhiii'.
pata nahi unhe kya problem hai aisi.
maine to use pakad lar puch liya ki use harayanavi se koi problem hai. tab usne apne ap ko itna embarrased feel kiya ki T.V. room se hi chali gayi aur mere samne nhi kam hi aai uske baad:boxing
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apne upar chhii karti hogi va ... ritali

ghani chik aa ri thi usn e ... uske ek do ghosand marva ho the uske naakh p :eek: :p :tamatar :boxing


p.s.: yo bas ritali tahi tha :) :D ;) :p
 
mujhe bhi mere 1 classmate(pandit) ne bola tha ki Jat ki full forms hain JAT-- Just Avoid Them and Just Animal Type.
maine usko wahin par correction karwa di ki its Just Admire Them and Just As Tigre so beware!
uske bad se kabhi jaton ke bare me nahin bola wo.:boxing
 
Just Animal type haha cud be a compliment..raw rugged energy I mean...
Pandit banniyo ne desh luut kahya
Refugee Punjabi pigs ki to nasal kharab hai
pooja12goyat said:
mujhe bhi mere 1 classmate(pandit) ne bola tha ki Jat ki full forms hain JAT-- Just Avoid Them and Just Animal Type.
maine usko wahin par correction karwa di ki its Just Admire Them and Just As Tigre so beware!
uske bad se kabhi jaton ke bare me nahin bola wo.:boxing
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pooja12goyat said:
mujhe bhi mere 1 classmate(pandit) ne bola tha ki Jat ki full forms hain JAT-- Just Avoid Them and Just Animal Type.
maine usko wahin par correction karwa di ki its Just Admire Them and Just As Tigre so beware!
uske bad se kabhi jaton ke bare me nahin bola wo.:boxing
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Yu or bta diye usne
JAT means -: Jamayi Aa gya Thaara!!:rock:rock
 
pooja12goyat said:
ye incidents to har jagah common hain logon ko sayad haryanavis se jyada hi taklif hai last year jab vijender ne olympic medal jita to ladkiyan usko dekhkar badi khush aur impessed thi uski personality se.
par jaisi hi usne bolna (haryanavi) suru kito to unki reaction thi 'HARYANAVi???? chhiii'.
pata nahi unhe kya problem hai aisi.
maine to use pakad lar puch liya ki use harayanavi se koi problem hai. tab usne apne ap ko itna embarrased feel kiya ki T.V. room se hi chali gayi aur mere samne nhi kam hi aai uske baad:boxing
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pooja12goyat said:
mujhe bhi mere 1 classmate(pandit) ne bola tha ki Jat ki full forms hain JAT-- Just Avoid Them and Just Animal Type.
maine usko wahin par correction karwa di ki its Just Admire Them and Just As Tigre so beware!
uske bad se kabhi jaton ke bare me nahin bola wo.:boxing
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You replied well. We don't have problem with others but People have wrong perception about us. Hopefully this will change with time.
 
ritu said:
yes rekha even i have seen ppl feeling proud when someone tells them arre tumhaari baat chit se to tum bilkul jatt nahi laggti.
we should be proud of being haryaanvi
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being in sales and coz of excessive meetings with people i receive this comment mostly every single day - - - have started to live well with it now :)
 
hmmmmmmmmm.....

But sometimes I have felt that how meaningless these questions are, what difference does it make whether I am from haryana or delhi and If I am a jat or a brahmin...But you get used to these questions.
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these questions are not meaningless , they seem meaningless if u r lack in commonsense (for writer of this stuff not for rekha :-) ) if u were a jat then u would never say things like these , these are only looks which diiferentiate people whether he or she is a jat/jatnee or not , looks are ur identity.

aur rahi baat haryanvi or delhi aalee ek bahmann hi apnee mitti se muh morh saktaa hai jaat nhee . (bahmnaa di nhee jatt di ye yaari , jaan naal yaari jatt nu pyari ) (with culture also).
 
bazardparveen said:
It's really a good topic to discuss. Usually people from same state talk with each other in their local language whether they belongs to north region like Punjab or from southern states . But people from Haryana, used hindi or English. Even some people are reluctant in telling that they belongs to Haryana. Many people says they belong to Delhi. These things more common in girls. Anybody, Please don't take last point personally. It's truth. People don't use haryanvi because they take haryanvi language as a symbol of backwardness.
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Dear, maine bhi ise kai mil liye, jo haryanvi or jat batati han sharm aav ar jab en n kise haryani jat te favor lena ho to ye tuti futi haryanvi bhi bolan ke dikhave fir unke bhai chara yaad aave hai.

Always feels proud to be Jat /haryanvi.
 
deepshi said:
Just Animal type haha cud be a compliment..raw rugged energy I mean...
Pandit banniyo ne desh luut kahya
Refugee Punjabi pigs ki to nasal kharab hai
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Deepshi
I am seriously disappointed with this statement, kinda ignorant. Good and bad people are everywhere.

BTW JAT=Justice Action Truth
 
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So m I...disappointed in them!

Jeez..sometimes I wonder m a racist...n a very big racist at that:D
karan said:
Deepshi
I am seriously disappointed with this statement, kinda ignorant. Good and bad people are everywhere.

BTW JAT=Justice Action Truth
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... I believe its a feat in itself and if properly trained these drivers can be damn good race car drivers.
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Interesting observation!
 
deepshi said:
Just Animal type haha cud be a compliment..raw rugged energy I mean...
Pandit banniyo ne desh luut kahya
Refugee Punjabi pigs ki to nasal kharab hai
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hhahahahahahah....shayad isi raw rugged energy ko mahsoos karte hue hi...jatoon ko rajasthan main ghada bolte hain ;):rock;)
 
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