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dhankhar

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When electricity fails:-

In USA: person calls up electricity department for necessary rectification.

In Japan: person gets up and immidiately tries to rectify local fault himself.

In Khubru (my village):--
Babbu: Aree Bhartu daikhiye, aura ki bhi bijli ja rhe se ke?
Bhartu: Haan babu !!! Saabti gaal (gali) ki bhaj rhi se.
Babbu: Bahut aachhi baat !!! Khail le...*
 
dhankhar said:
When electricity fails:-

In USA: person calls up electricity department for necessary rectification.

In Japan: person gets up and immidiately tries to rectify local fault himself.

In Khubru (my village):--
Babbu: Aree Bhartu daikhiye, aura ki bhi bijli ja rhe se ke?
Bhartu: Haan babu !!! Saabti gaal (gali) ki bhaj rhi se.
Babbu: Bahut aachhi baat !!! Khail le...*
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Bhot badhiya .... Hahahahahaha @saabti gaal ........
 
hahhahahahhahahahahaha badiya joke bhai........
aur reality bhi bata di......
bhai gaam me nu hoya kare je ek ki light chali ja to apni doori (wire) pakad k khich liya kare aur sare taar bhid jaya kare ,fir sabte gaam ki light gull, fir doori khichaniya lambi saas le k bola kare "eb laggi seeli seli hava."
 
vikasJAT said:
hahhahahahhahahahahaha badiya joke bhai........
aur reality bhi bata di......
bhai gaam me nu hoya kare je ek ki light chali ja to apni doori (wire) pakad k khich liya kare aur sare taar bhid jaya kare ,fir sabte gaam ki light gull, fir doori khichaniya lambi saas le k bola kare "eb laggi seeli seli hava."
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apni kari hod albad batata hoga vikas hahhahahha
 
na main to yo kaam jab kara karta jab meter na lagra tha, checking aatiye doori pakad k khicha karta......pure gaam ka bhala ho jaya karta, kyuki koi khambe pe light rehte chad bhi ni sakta, mere is kaam te light chali jaya karti fir vo aaram te doori taar liya karte aur checking aale yava ho k jaya karte.............hahahahahahha
 
dhankhar said:
When electricity fails:-

In Khubru (my village):--
Babbu: Aree Bhartu daikhiye, aura ki bhi bijli ja rhe se ke?
Bhartu: Haan babu !!! Saabti gaal (gali) ki bhaj rhi se.
Babbu: Bahut aachhi baat !!! Khail le...*
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bhai chhat pe chad k dusre paane ki b to dheka kare....kade apne paane ki motor k fuse udd ge ho....
it happens only in haryana!!!
 
naseebpanghal said:
bhai chhat pe chad k dusre paane ki b to dheka kare....kade apne paane ki motor k fuse udd ge ho....
it happens only in haryana!!!
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paachhe si kisse ne ek chutkalaa chhaapyaa thaa
ek chhoraa peidaa ho s ,er peidaa honde-a andheraa dekh kein ,daai tein bujhey s ak bijli koni k?daai boli naa koni ,choraa bolyaa "oh teri ke ,fer haryaane me-a peidaa hogaa.
 
Bhai Ebbi yo haal hai haryana main te fer kadey sudhar bhi na sakta..
ravinderjeet said:
paachhe si kisse ne ek chutkalaa chhaapyaa thaa
ek chhoraa peidaa ho s ,er peidaa honde-a andheraa dekh kein ,daai tein bujhey s ak bijli koni k?daai boli naa koni ,choraa bolyaa "oh teri ke ,fer haryaane me-a peidaa hogaa.
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dhankhar said:
Bhai satyender, ibb issa ke nyara-ae nuclear reactor lag rhya se bijli ka haryane mai, jo aage hat jya ga???
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bhai harayana me nuclear reactor b laag to jabi pura na pattey loga ka...
hamare gaam me mera bata ek dram k me bel ger raha paani tata karan ne...makka re yo k kar raha hai tu...bola yaar mhainsa ne nyuwaunga...
makka jai ho....laaga rah...jod me b ger le bel :rock
 
naseebpanghal said:
bhai harayana me nuclear reactor b laag to jabi pura na pattey loga ka...
hamare gaam me mera bata ek dram k me bel ger raha paani tata karan ne...makka re yo k kar raha hai tu...bola yaar mhainsa ne nyuwaunga...
makka jai ho....laaga rah...jod me b ger le bel :rock
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Naseeb Ji ***, haad ae hogi desh ki, iss te uppar aur ke chala paate ga? Inn haalan bijli ka poora kade nahi paat sakta. GOD SAVES!!!

***'raldu the ASI' wale thread mai sunita Ji nai maira bakaal phhod rakhya se, iss maare, bina tasvir aali profile ke logo ko 'bhai' ya 'bahan' kahan mai maane to daar lage se **
 
dhankhar said:
***'raldu the ASI' wale thread mai sunita Ji nai maira bakaal phhod rakhya se, iss maare, bina tasvir aali profile ke logo ko 'bhai' ya 'bahan' kahan mai maane to daar lage se **
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bhai aaj kaal isse naam dharan laage bera nahi paat ta chore-chori ka...
ibb Praveen naam to chorra ka ho hai...arr maine chorri ka naam b sun rakha hai praveen..
 
naseebpanghal said:
bhai aaj kaal isse naam dharan laage bera nahi paat ta chore-chori ka...
ibb Praveen naam to chorra ka ho hai...arr maine chorri ka naam b sun rakha hai praveen..
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Bhai bura na maniye, mane taira naam bhi nyu recheck karya, because, mhare gaam mai ek budhiya ka naam naseeban tha... Uss nai hum Bua khya karte !!!
Arr baira patya, uss tasvir ne bhi aaj mairi izzat bacha le... Chhora ae paya !!!
 
naseebpanghal said:
bhai harayana me nuclear reactor b laag to jabi pura na pattey loga ka...
hamare gaam me mera bata ek dram k me bel ger raha paani tata karan ne...makka re yo k kar raha hai tu...bola yaar mhainsa ne nyuwaunga...
makka jai ho....laaga rah...jod me b ger le bel :rock
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bhai yo kaam to haryana me har gaam me se........... aadmi mhainsa ki bhi full seva kare se sardi me,
bhai itna bura kaam se agr gaam me 20 ghar se to unme k 50 k ghar me meter pavega, 50 ma k 10 bill bharte pavenge, 20 ka meter band pavega, aur 20 bill e koni bharte........ per bijli itni use karenge ki mansa ki bhi seva hoja aur mhainsa ki bhi....

chahe 10 nuclear reactor laga lo per jab janta bill e na bharegi to kaam kitte chalega.

mere gaam me to bhai katti khula kaam ho se yo, checking aala k katti sammi dorri tare se aur koi kuch ni karta,
je kade ghane strictness kare to checking aale "ek to doori taar le ja se aur ek photo le ja se'. agle din mere batte nayi doori fer laga le se.........hahhahahhahhahaahahha

vo kahi se na ki India k pass latest technologi hai JUGAAD bhai sab uska fayda le re se........hahhahhahahhahahhahha
Jai ho ...........
 
Bhai Vikas.... tu Chennai mein bhar diye bill.... naa to LOOONGI aale GABBAR thaa le jaangey tenne :rock :rock

ha ha ha ha ha...



vikasJAT said:
bhai yo kaam to haryana me har gaam me se........... aadmi mhainsa ki bhi full seva kare se sardi me,
bhai itna bura kaam se agr gaam me 20 ghar se to unme k 50 k ghar me meter pavega, 50 ma k 10 bill bharte pavenge, 20 ka meter band pavega, aur 20 bill e koni bharte........ per bijli itni use karenge ki mansa ki bhi seva hoja aur mhainsa ki bhi....

chahe 10 nuclear reactor laga lo per jab janta bill e na bharegi to kaam kitte chalega.

mere gaam me to bhai katti khula kaam ho se yo, checking aala k katti sammi dorri tare se aur koi kuch ni karta,
je kade ghane strictness kare to checking aale "ek to doori taar le ja se aur ek photo le ja se'. agle din mere batte nayi doori fer laga le se.........hahhahahhahhahaahahha

vo kahi se na ki India k pass latest technologi hai JUGAAD bhai sab uska fayda le re se........hahhahhahahhahahhahha
Jai ho ...........
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