Bijli gul

Bhai Vikas.... tu Chennai mein bhar diye bill.... naa to LOOONGI aale GABBAR thaa le jaangey tenne :rock :rock

ha ha ha ha ha...

hahhahhahahahahhahahhahaha bhai aade to salary mile pache uste pehle hostel aala bill le k aale se.......
main to usne dhamka diya karu ki ki jab dekho mangi ja se sharm ni aati............ usne hindi to aati na......... has k chala ja se
 
paachhe si kisse ne ek chutkalaa chhaapyaa thaa
ek chhoraa peidaa ho s ,er peidaa honde-a andheraa dekh kein ,daai tein bujhey s ak bijli koni k?daai boli naa koni ,choraa bolyaa "oh teri ke ,fer haryaane me-a peidaa hogaa.

ha ha ha ha,,,jama andy....(chutkale me chutkala ).. !!!
 
bhai yo kaam to haryana me har gaam me se........... aadmi mhainsa ki bhi full seva kare se sardi me,
bhai itna bura kaam se agr gaam me 20 ghar se to unme k 50 k ghar me meter pavega, 50 ma k 10 bill bharte pavenge, 20 ka meter band pavega, aur 20 bill e koni bharte........ per bijli itni use karenge ki mansa ki bhi seva hoja aur mhainsa ki bhi....

chahe 10 nuclear reactor laga lo per jab janta bill e na bharegi to kaam kitte chalega.

mere gaam me to bhai katti khula kaam ho se yo, checking aala k katti sammi dorri tare se aur koi kuch ni karta,
je kade ghane strictness kare to checking aale "ek to doori taar le ja se aur ek photo le ja se'. agle din mere batte nayi doori fer laga le se.........hahhahahhahhahaahahha

vo kahi se na ki India k pass latest technologi hai JUGAAD bhai sab uska fayda le re se........hahhahhahahhahahhahha
Jai ho ...........

bhai nu sa ak ''Mukhyamatri'' rohtak jile ka sa,...na te log itne besharm na hove e..!!
 
In Khubru (my village):--
Babbu: Aree Bhartu daikhiye, aura ki bhi bijli ja rhe se ke?
Bhartu: Haan babu !!! Saabti gaal (gali) ki bhaj rhi se.
Babbu: Bahut aachhi baat !!! Khail le...*

Bahut sahi kaha.. har gaon ki kahani hai..
kahi kahi to .. yadi kisi ghar ki chali gayi to theek karne ke bahane sabke taar kaat dete hai ..!!
 
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