BIWI HO TO AISSI[ek kalpana)

[skbola84]

Bibi aisi mile mujhe jo sab duniya se nyari ho
Bole madhur vachan,pativarta,bholi-bhali pyari ho.

Sunder aisi chandermukhi si, figure up to date ho
Gori-2 lambi si jo, ideal life mate ho
Perr dabaye,khood nehlaye,patali ho na bhari ho
Bole madhur vachan..............................

Subeh uthh kar Ram-Nam le,chae garam pilati ho
Office jaun,chhode gate tak,pyar se haath hilati ho
Good Bye kiss kare hanste-2 aisi chhori pyari ho
Bole madhur vachan................................

Lunch banaye badal-2 kar, apne komal hathon se
Khoob khilaye khana mujhko,pait bhare na baton se
Sath baithh kar dil behlaye,sabji ya tarkari ho
Bole madhur vachan..............................

Meethi-2 baat kare aur,thodi chanchal, naughty ho
Kabhi na mange saddi-gehne,aissi simple boti ho
Kabhi bhi aissi baat kare na,jis se dil mera bhari ho.
Bole madhur vachan....................................

Mayke jaye,mera suit wo laye,karti khoob baddai ho
Hardum bole piya-2 na,karti kabhi laddai ho
Sass-sassur ki sewa karke, hoti wo aabhari ho
Bole madhur vachan.........................

Na kabhi roke,na kabhi toke,haan mei haan milati ho
Din ko jo mei raat kahhon to, khud bhi raat batati ho
Pichhe-2 chale hamesha, aissi abla nari ho
Bole madhur vachan..................................

Pooja kare sada ishwar ki,mange dua mere achhchhe ki
Apani ummar lagade mujhko,aissi rahe dharam sachche ki
Aissi jan-ni bane wo mata, bachchon ki kilkari ho
Bole madhur vachan..................................

Kabhi na aansoo aaye aankh mei, kabhi na koi kare wo jhagadda
Rookha-sookha kha kar hardum, karti rhe wo ghar mei bhangdda
Appne se rakhtee ho matlab,bhadd mei duniya-dari ho
Bole madhur vachan..................................

Baap apne se paisa laye, Mere ghar ko bharti ho
Pyar kare bas mere se wo, dilo jaan se marti ho
Koi batae aissi bala, Koe jat ka bhai ho
Bole madhur vachan.............................

 

[shweta123]

Aur agar pati aisa ho to kya bura hai ..... imagine this too ....

 

[mukeshkumar007]

Bibi aisi mile mujhe jo sab duniya se nyari ho
Bole madhur vachan,pativarta,bholi-bhali pyari ho.

Sunder aisi chandermukhi si, figure up to date ho
Gori-2 lambi si jo, ideal life mate ho
Perr dabaye,khood nehlaye,patali ho na bhari ho
Bole madhur vachan..............................

Subeh uthh kar Ram-Nam le,chae garam pilati ho
Office jaun,chhode gate tak,pyar se haath hilati ho
Good Bye kiss kare hanste-2 aisi chhori pyari ho
Bole madhur vachan................................

Lunch banaye badal-2 kar, apne komal hathon se
Khoob khilaye khana mujhko,pait bhare na baton se
Sath baithh kar dil behlaye,sabji ya tarkari ho
Bole madhur vachan..............................

Meethi-2 baat kare aur,thodi chanchal, naughty ho
Kabhi na mange saddi-gehne,aissi simple boti ho
Kabhi bhi aissi baat kare na,jis se dil mera bhari ho.
Bole madhur vachan....................................

Mayke jaye,mera suit wo laye,karti khoob baddai ho
Hardum bole piya-2 na,karti kabhi laddai ho
Sass-sassur ki sewa karke, hoti wo aabhari ho
Bole madhur vachan.........................

Na kabhi roke,na kabhi toke,haan mei haan milati ho
Din ko jo mei raat kahhon to, khud bhi raat batati ho
Pichhe-2 chale hamesha, aissi abla nari ho
Bole madhur vachan..................................

Pooja kare sada ishwar ki,mange dua mere achhchhe ki
Apani ummar lagade mujhko,aissi rahe dharam sachche ki
Aissi jan-ni bane wo mata, bachchon ki kilkari ho
Bole madhur vachan..................................

Kabhi na aansoo aaye aankh mei, kabhi na koi kare wo jhagadda
Rookha-sookha kha kar hardum, karti rhe wo ghar mei bhangdda
Appne se rakhtee ho matlab,bhadd mei duniya-dari ho
Bole madhur vachan..................................

Baap apne se paisa laye, Mere ghar ko bharti ho
Pyar kare bas mere se wo, dilo jaan se marti ho
Koi batae aissi bala, Koe jat ka bhai ho
Bole madhur vachan.............................

bhai dharti par aja ib.. ghana udd liya

 

[cooljat]

hahahaha! bhai tune to iske 'Great Expetations' pe kati paani sa fer diya !!

bhai dharti par aja ib.. ghana udd liya

 

[ygulia]

Bibi aisi mile mujhe jo sab duniya se nyari ho
Bole madhur vachan,pativarta,bholi-bhali pyari ho.

Sunder aisi chandermukhi si, figure up to date ho
Gori-2 lambi si jo, ideal life mate ho
Perr dabaye,khood nehlaye,patali ho na bhari ho
Bole madhur vachan..............................

Subeh uthh kar Ram-Nam le,chae garam pilati ho
Office jaun,chhode gate tak,pyar se haath hilati ho
Good Bye kiss kare hanste-2 aisi chhori pyari ho
Bole madhur vachan................................

Lunch banaye badal-2 kar, apne komal hathon se
Khoob khilaye khana mujhko,pait bhare na baton se
Sath baithh kar dil behlaye,sabji ya tarkari ho
Bole madhur vachan..............................

Meethi-2 baat kare aur,thodi chanchal, naughty ho
Kabhi na mange saddi-gehne,aissi simple boti ho
Kabhi bhi aissi baat kare na,jis se dil mera bhari ho.
Bole madhur vachan....................................

Mayke jaye,mera suit wo laye,karti khoob baddai ho
Hardum bole piya-2 na,karti kabhi laddai ho
Sass-sassur ki sewa karke, hoti wo aabhari ho
Bole madhur vachan.........................

Na kabhi roke,na kabhi toke,haan mei haan milati ho
Din ko jo mei raat kahhon to, khud bhi raat batati ho
Pichhe-2 chale hamesha, aissi abla nari ho
Bole madhur vachan..................................

Pooja kare sada ishwar ki,mange dua mere achhchhe ki
Apani ummar lagade mujhko,aissi rahe dharam sachche ki
Aissi jan-ni bane wo mata, bachchon ki kilkari ho
Bole madhur vachan..................................

Kabhi na aansoo aaye aankh mei, kabhi na koi kare wo jhagadda
Rookha-sookha kha kar hardum, karti rhe wo ghar mei bhangdda
Appne se rakhtee ho matlab,bhadd mei duniya-dari ho
Bole madhur vachan..................................

Baap apne se paisa laye, Mere ghar ko bharti ho
Pyar kare bas mere se wo, dilo jaan se marti ho
Koi batae aissi bala, Koe jat ka bhai ho
Bole madhur vachan.............................

Bhai hakikat ki duniya mei jio, Mukesh ne theek salah di hai....Dharti pe aaja

 

[prashanthooda]

Sudhesh Bola, bhai aap to sach much me bhole rah gaye....

 

[dharampalkaswan]

Bhai hakikat ki duniya mei jio, Mukesh ne theek salah di hai....Dharti pe aaja

Bhai, Sapne bahut achche dekhte ho. Shadi mat kar liyo, saare sapne dhare rah jyange.

 

[renuchoudhary]

Bibi aisi mile mujhe jo sab duniya se nyari ho
Bole madhur vachan,pativarta,bholi-bhali pyari ho.

Sunder aisi chandermukhi si, figure up to date ho
Gori-2 lambi si jo, ideal life mate ho
Perr dabaye,khood nehlaye,patali ho na bhari ho
Bole madhur vachan..............................

Subeh uthh kar Ram-Nam le,chae garam pilati ho
Office jaun,chhode gate tak,pyar se haath hilati ho
Good Bye kiss kare hanste-2 aisi chhori pyari ho
Bole madhur vachan................................

Lunch banaye badal-2 kar, apne komal hathon se
Khoob khilaye khana mujhko,pait bhare na baton se
Sath baithh kar dil behlaye,sabji ya tarkari ho
Bole madhur vachan..............................

Meethi-2 baat kare aur,thodi chanchal, naughty ho
Kabhi na mange saddi-gehne,aissi simple boti ho
Kabhi bhi aissi baat kare na,jis se dil mera bhari ho.
Bole madhur vachan....................................

Mayke jaye,mera suit wo laye,karti khoob baddai ho
Hardum bole piya-2 na,karti kabhi laddai ho
Sass-sassur ki sewa karke, hoti wo aabhari ho
Bole madhur vachan.........................

Na kabhi roke,na kabhi toke,haan mei haan milati ho
Din ko jo mei raat kahhon to, khud bhi raat batati ho
Pichhe-2 chale hamesha, aissi abla nari ho
Bole madhur vachan..................................

Pooja kare sada ishwar ki,mange dua mere achhchhe ki
Apani ummar lagade mujhko,aissi rahe dharam sachche ki
Aissi jan-ni bane wo mata, bachchon ki kilkari ho
Bole madhur vachan..................................

Kabhi na aansoo aaye aankh mei, kabhi na koi kare wo jhagadda
Rookha-sookha kha kar hardum, karti rhe wo ghar mei bhangdda
Appne se rakhtee ho matlab,bhadd mei duniya-dari ho
Bole madhur vachan..................................

Baap apne se paisa laye, Mere ghar ko bharti ho
Pyar kare bas mere se wo, dilo jaan se marti ho
Koi batae aissi bala, Koe jat ka bhai ho
Bole madhur vachan.............................

Sudesh, agar essi patni ki kalpna kiye baithe ho to essi patni ka patee kaisa ho, ke bare main bhee kuch lines likh do

 

[vpannu]

Bibi aisi mile mujhe jo sab duniya se nyari ho
Bole madhur vachan.............................

je issi gharaali ke chakkar me rehgaya to saari umar raanda e reh jyaaga bhai

 

[cooljat]

Renu Ji, aap bhi kaise baate karti hein ... eib Sudesh to patni ki kalpna kar sakta hai .... Patee ka chitran to aade koi aapki jaisi Jatni aake kare to baat ho!

Why dont u try ...

Sudesh, agar essi patni ki kalpna kiye baithe ho to essi patni ka patee kaisa ho, ke bare main bhee kuch lines likh do

 

[rajeevtomar]

Bhai Sudesh

ibb to Asi Gahrwali na milti

par tu tri kar le
( ager tujko kahi mil jay to mujko bta dena)

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

 

[virendernarwal]

बधाईयां/मुबारकबाद

Aur agar pati aisa ho to kya bura hai ..... imagine this too ....

*******Imagine/Haqeekat*******:rock

गुप्तचरों से मालूम पडा है कि......जैसा आप नै सोचा है/था ....वैसा ही है जी....कोई शक....?

 

[shweta123]

*******Imagine/Haqeekat*******:rock

गुप्तचरों से मालूम पडा है कि......जैसा आप नै सोचा है/था ....वैसा ही है जी....कोई शक....?

Sarvavidit soochana ke liye guptacharo ki sevaao ki kya aavyashakta hai ji
Bilkul koi shak nahi hai ..... lesh maatra bhi nahi .......

 

[nishantrathi82]

Bibi aisi mile mujhe jo sab duniya se nyari ho
Bole madhur vachan,pativarta,bholi-bhali pyari ho.

Sunder aisi chandermukhi si, figure up to date ho
Gori-2 lambi si jo, ideal life mate ho
Perr dabaye,khood nehlaye,patali ho na bhari ho
Bole madhur vachan..............................

Subeh uthh kar Ram-Nam le,chae garam pilati ho
Office jaun,chhode gate tak,pyar se haath hilati ho
Good Bye kiss kare hanste-2 aisi chhori pyari ho
Bole madhur vachan................................

Lunch banaye badal-2 kar, apne komal hathon se
Khoob khilaye khana mujhko,pait bhare na baton se
Sath baithh kar dil behlaye,sabji ya tarkari ho
Bole madhur vachan..............................

Meethi-2 baat kare aur,thodi chanchal, naughty ho
Kabhi na mange saddi-gehne,aissi simple boti ho
Kabhi bhi aissi baat kare na,jis se dil mera bhari ho.
Bole madhur vachan....................................

Mayke jaye,mera suit wo laye,karti khoob baddai ho
Hardum bole piya-2 na,karti kabhi laddai ho
Sass-sassur ki sewa karke, hoti wo aabhari ho
Bole madhur vachan.........................

Na kabhi roke,na kabhi toke,haan mei haan milati ho
Din ko jo mei raat kahhon to, khud bhi raat batati ho
Pichhe-2 chale hamesha, aissi abla nari ho
Bole madhur vachan..................................

Pooja kare sada ishwar ki,mange dua mere achhchhe ki
Apani ummar lagade mujhko,aissi rahe dharam sachche ki
Aissi jan-ni bane wo mata, bachchon ki kilkari ho
Bole madhur vachan..................................

Kabhi na aansoo aaye aankh mei, kabhi na koi kare wo jhagadda
Rookha-sookha kha kar hardum, karti rhe wo ghar mei bhangdda
Appne se rakhtee ho matlab,bhadd mei duniya-dari ho
Bole madhur vachan..................................

Baap apne se paisa laye, Mere ghar ko bharti ho
Pyar kare bas mere se wo, dilo jaan se marti ho
Koi batae aissi bala, Koe jat ka bhai ho
Bole madhur vachan.............................

Bola g 1 talent hunt kardo iskeliye aur agar koi 50% bhi mile to sahe hai

 

[bhavnasingh20]

Bibi aisi mile mujhe jo sab duniya se nyari ho
Bole madhur vachan,pativarta,bholi-bhali pyari ho.

Sunder aisi chandermukhi si, figure up to date ho
Gori-2 lambi si jo, ideal life mate ho
Perr dabaye,khood nehlaye,patali ho na bhari ho
Bole madhur vachan..............................

Subeh uthh kar Ram-Nam le,chae garam pilati ho
Office jaun,chhode gate tak,pyar se haath hilati ho
Good Bye kiss kare hanste-2 aisi chhori pyari ho
Bole madhur vachan................................

Lunch banaye badal-2 kar, apne komal hathon se
Khoob khilaye khana mujhko,pait bhare na baton se
Sath baithh kar dil behlaye,sabji ya tarkari ho
Bole madhur vachan..............................

Meethi-2 baat kare aur,thodi chanchal, naughty ho
Kabhi na mange saddi-gehne,aissi simple boti ho
Kabhi bhi aissi baat kare na,jis se dil mera bhari ho.
Bole madhur vachan....................................

Mayke jaye,mera suit wo laye,karti khoob baddai ho
Hardum bole piya-2 na,karti kabhi laddai ho
Sass-sassur ki sewa karke, hoti wo aabhari ho
Bole madhur vachan.........................

Na kabhi roke,na kabhi toke,haan mei haan milati ho
Din ko jo mei raat kahhon to, khud bhi raat batati ho
Pichhe-2 chale hamesha, aissi abla nari ho
Bole madhur vachan..................................

Pooja kare sada ishwar ki,mange dua mere achhchhe ki
Apani ummar lagade mujhko,aissi rahe dharam sachche ki
Aissi jan-ni bane wo mata, bachchon ki kilkari ho
Bole madhur vachan..................................

Kabhi na aansoo aaye aankh mei, kabhi na koi kare wo jhagadda
Rookha-sookha kha kar hardum, karti rhe wo ghar mei bhangdda
Appne se rakhtee ho matlab,bhadd mei duniya-dari ho
Bole madhur vachan..................................

Baap apne se paisa laye, Mere ghar ko bharti ho
Pyar kare bas mere se wo, dilo jaan se marti ho
Koi batae aissi bala, Koe jat ka bhai ho
Bole madhur vachan.............................

insaan jeewan mein dukhi tabhi hota hai jab itni high expectations rakhe...
ab humari kya galti hai jab insaan biwi ke liye aisi expectations rakhega to
mujhe to lagta hai yeh zindagi bhar akele hi rahenge agar aise biwi dhoondhne ki ummed mein rahe to

 

[skbola84]

dear all,
are ye to kalpana thi app sab hakikat samgh baday ji.kalpana to kuch bhi ho sakte hai na.

 

[jatbhaihiralal]

भाई भोला जी दुबारा से सोचना सुरु करो, कुछ ज्यादा नही सोच लिया आपने, कुछ कम करदो खासियतें,
और भगवन पर विश्वास करके ,दुबारा सोचना चालू करो, जरूर मिलेगी , लगे रहो ............ :rock

 

[brahmtewatia]

dear all,
are ye to kalpana thi app sab hakikat samgh baday ji.kalpana to kuch bhi ho sakte hai na.

ahahaha agar kalpana aisi thi to bhai sunita, kavita, sharmila aur sushma kaisi hongi :rock

 

[sanjeetsparp]

Ek baar ek thaane main 2 log report likhaan aaye ..... donuwaan ke bahu baajh gi thee ..... thaanedar bolya ..... description batao kisi kisi thee ....Pehla bolya .....ji meri te ise thee ..... jisi neeche likhi hai

Bibi aisi mile mujhe jo sab duniya se nyari ho
Bole madhur vachan,pativarta,bholi-bhali pyari ho.

Sunder aisi chandermukhi si, figure up to date ho
Gori-2 lambi si jo, ideal life mate ho
Perr dabaye,khood nehlaye,patali ho na bhari ho
Bole madhur vachan..............................

Subeh uthh kar Ram-Nam le,chae garam pilati ho
Office jaun,chhode gate tak,pyar se haath hilati ho
Good Bye kiss kare hanste-2 aisi chhori pyari ho
Bole madhur vachan................................

Lunch banaye badal-2 kar, apne komal hathon se
Khoob khilaye khana mujhko,pait bhare na baton se
Sath baithh kar dil behlaye,sabji ya tarkari ho
Bole madhur vachan..............................

Meethi-2 baat kare aur,thodi chanchal, naughty ho
Kabhi na mange saddi-gehne,aissi simple boti ho
Kabhi bhi aissi baat kare na,jis se dil mera bhari ho.
Bole madhur vachan....................................

Mayke jaye,mera suit wo laye,karti khoob baddai ho
Hardum bole piya-2 na,karti kabhi laddai ho
Sass-sassur ki sewa karke, hoti wo aabhari ho
Bole madhur vachan.........................

Na kabhi roke,na kabhi toke,haan mei haan milati ho
Din ko jo mei raat kahhon to, khud bhi raat batati ho
Pichhe-2 chale hamesha, aissi abla nari ho
Bole madhur vachan..................................

Pooja kare sada ishwar ki,mange dua mere achhchhe ki
Apani ummar lagade mujhko,aissi rahe dharam sachche ki
Aissi jan-ni bane wo mata, bachchon ki kilkari ho
Bole madhur vachan..................................

Kabhi na aansoo aaye aankh mei, kabhi na koi kare wo jhagadda
Rookha-sookha kha kar hardum, karti rhe wo ghar mei bhangdda
Appne se rakhtee ho matlab,bhadd mei duniya-dari ho
Bole madhur vachan..................................

Baap apne se paisa laye, Mere ghar ko bharti ho
Pyar kare bas mere se wo, dilo jaan se marti ho
Koi batae aissi bala, Koe jat ka bhai ho
Bole madhur vachan.............................

Thaane dar doosre te bolya ... haan tu beta teri kisi thee ..... Doosra bolya ..... ji meri ne te paache dhoondh lyaange pehlyaan ..... chaalo isseki ne dhundwa dyaan saan

 

[nishantrathi82]

Ek baar ek thaane main 2 log report likhaan aaye ..... donuwaan ke bahu baajh gi thee ..... thaanedar bolya ..... description batao kisi kisi thee ....Pehla bolya .....ji meri te ise thee ..... jisi neeche likhi hai

Thaane dar doosre te bolya ... haan tu beta teri kisi thee ..... Doosra bolya ..... ji meri ne te paache dhoondh lyaange pehlyaan ..... chaalo isseki ne dhundwa dyaan saan

Hahahahaa Gazab Sanjeet bhai bahut badiya aur agar mil ja to mujhe bhi bata diyo bhai g