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devdahiya said:
Ghanni shyanni baat...katti todd ki baat.......samajhdarri aali baat.........Rikkane ki baat........Sutharri baat............Jee nei rajji karran aali baat.....shabbash!
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er meri bhiin ki bhinn iss baat pe...........hahahahhaha......
with inverted comas.......hath khadde karkee......raazi raazi......
 
keshavdahiya said:
er meri bhiin ki bhinn iss baat pe...........hahahahhaha......
with inverted comas.......hath khadde karkee......raazi raazi......
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Terre dhorre chara bi ke sei.....ha..ha..ha
 
devdahiya said:
Terre dhorre chara bi ke sei.....ha..ha..ha
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mere dhore charra, tudda, barseem.....etc. etc. sab kimme se.......bas kasar reh gi JUGAALI na karni aati.......kaka iib ke sikhaiyo......killkkii .........:D :D :p :p
 
keshavdahiya said:
mere dhore charra, tudda, barseem.....etc. etc. sab kimme se.......bas kasar reh gi JUGAALI na karni aati.......kaka iib ke sikhaiyo......killkkii .........:D :D :p :p
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Munh mei tudda aaye pachhe aappe aa jya gi juggalli...ha...ha...ha...ha...Khorr mei badd jya.....ha..ha..ha
 
devdahiya said:
Munh mei tudda aaye pachhe aappe aa jya gi juggalli...ha...ha...ha...ha...Khorr mei badd jya.....ha..ha..ha
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uude (khorr) te baithya sun ??.:(.......lekin kaka aapte yeh gurr sikhne padenge??.;) :p.....iib ke karr ke dikhaiyo ??........ mein nyu ki nyu nakal maar dyunga???..........hahhahahhahhahaha ?? :D:D:D:D:D
 
keshavdahiya said:
uude (khorr) te baithya sun ??.:(.......lekin kaka aapte yeh gurr sikhne padenge??.;) :p.....iib ke karr ke dikhaiyo ??........ mein nyu ki nyu nakal maar dyunga???..........hahhahahhahhahaha ?? :D:D:D:D:D
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Ha...ha...ha...ha...ha...ha...ha...ha...ha...ha....ha...Konya sikhauun...........Rakkass!
 
Yoh Taaga... shuru mein theek tha..jama sahi...beechaley si maroddee kha gya tha...parshaantey tenne ghanney allbeddey laaa diye taage ke....aar fer aakhir mein KAKA aar Keshav ne theek kar gira,,,

ND Soudda sei bhai Apne logaan ka bhi... Laage raho saare nyu e... Aar bhai Parshaantey...ebb Seellla huya aak nahi? Mere dhorrey aaja ...donu bhai baith ke seet peewangey...
 
aajjja Bhai anilllee............ ke haal-chaal hai tere............. singapore main jelli ne chugarde ku phira de.............. Bhai........... bohat suthra hokka bhar ke dhar rakhya main tere naam ka.................... poorre kadwe tammakhu ka.....................dher suthra silag rya ..........aajja dono bhai bath ke 2-2 ghoot maar le............ iss anupameeee......... tai main thoda hi kuck kahu tha.......... main arrr keshuuu thataa kar llag re the........... yu to khaamkha main beech main aake badya mharrre...................................................................eibb bata fer ke karta main............ ek aadhi to majhe bhi kehni padti ek na........................................................
anilsangwan said:
Yoh Taaga... shuru mein theek tha..jama sahi...beechaley si maroddee kha gya tha...parshaantey tenne ghanney allbeddey laaa diye taage ke....aar fer aakhir mein KAKA aar Keshav ne theek kar gira,,,

ND Soudda sei bhai Apne logaan ka bhi... Laage raho saare nyu e... Aar bhai Parshaantey...ebb Seellla huya aak nahi? Mere dhorrey aaja ...donu bhai baith ke seet peewangey...
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prashantacmet said:
tu to bhatera shayana laage.............par tere main to *** khaan ki bhi akal kona............ na to tajhe DOLHAD kar doowa ..............
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Bhai Parshant ya jo akal ki baat tu kar raha tha "*** khaan ki" ya to tujhe bhateri hai hi... arr mujhe aisi akal ki jaroorat bhi na hai...

rahi baat DOLHAD karan ki... to bhai tere muh main to nuhi JHAGOOND aa re hai to bhai...

Arr oon bhi hum desh waloo ki baat ka bura nahi manya karte... tu samajh hi gaya hoga kyun... akal ki baat to tu pehle hi kar chuka hai...
 
prashantacmet said:
iss anupameeee......... tai main thoda hi kuck kahu tha.......... main arrr keshuuu thataa kar llag re the........... yu to khaamkha main beech main aake badya mharrre.......................eibb bata fer ke karta main............ ek aadhi to majhe bhi kehni padti ek na.............................
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Parshant tu to bhai Vakil bhi tohan laag gaya...
 
anupam said:
Bhai Parshant ya jo akal ki baat tu kar raha tha "*** khaan ki" ya to tujhe bhateri hai hi... arr mujhe aisi akal ki jaroorat bhi na hai...

rahi baat DOLHAD karan ki... to bhai tere muh main to nuhi JHAGOOND aa re hai to bhai...

Arr oon bhi hum desh waloo ki baat ka bura nahi manya karte... tu samajh hi gaya hoga kyun... akal ki baat to tu pehle hi kar chuka hai...
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hahahhaa oo bhai anupam.....aur....prasaaaant ( saant ho ja) tham dono ek dusrre ki kolli bhar yo ne ..... er ek-ek matho ( puppy) bhi lelyo.............hahahhahahahahaha :D:D:D:D:p:p:p:p
 
keshavdahiya said:
hahahhaa oo bhai anupam.....aur....prasaaaant ( saant ho ja) tham dono ek dusrre ki kolli bhar yo ne ..... er ek-ek matho ( puppy) bhi lelyo.............hahahhahahahahaha :D:D:D:D:p:p:p:p
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Bhai Keshav main to iblo bhadka hi na tha... arr rahi baat kolli ki to ib lo to hum kollam-kolla hi ho re the... hahahaha....
 
arrre ooooooooo Bhapperbharney........... yu ke likhya tai aapne MAUSAA ku..................BAALAAN waaloien ka to mai MAUSAA laagu..................ROOKKA@ MAUSSA..............tu nuoey kar mere Bette.........chupchupalla baitha ro..............na to toot ki kamchi leke sood si bhar doowa teri...................fer haandega kilkki maarta.........ek main to MAUSSA ne peet diya................mai to MAUSAA ne peet diya.....................laalla.............maan jaa KUBAD pe na aawe.................. na to todd le main kamchi...........................aarre kaha lalla........... le bhai SUSRANGAD kamchi dekhtu daak maar gya............................Hhehehehehehehohohoi.............................
anupam said:
Parshant tu to bhai Vakil bhi tohan laag gaya...
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prashantacmet said:
arrre ooooooooo Bhapperbharney........... yu ke likhya tai aapne MAUSAA ku..................BAALAAN waaloien ka to mai MAUSAA laagu..................ROOKKA@ MAUSSA..............tu nuoey kar mere Bette.........chupchupalla baitha ro..............na to toot ki kamchi leke sood si bhar doowa teri...................fer haandega kilkki maarta.........ek main to MAUSSA ne peet diya................mai to MAUSAA ne peet diya.....................laalla.............maan jaa KUBAD pe na aawe.................. na to todd le main kamchi...........................aarre kaha lalla........... le bhai SUSRANGAD kamchi dekhtu daak maar gya............................Hhehehehehehehohohoi.............................
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main to nu soch raha tha ak tu sole mathe hi maan ja ga... tujhe ek baat bata du ak meri MAMA bhi DESH ki hi hain... arr tere kaise main bhatere dekh rakhe hain... MAUSAA ya beta kehne te pehle apni arr umar dekh leta... mujhe to nu lage ak tere fere bhi na fire honge ib lo arr jo iddhal ki hi baat karega to firne bhi mushkil hain... arr rahi baat kamchiyoo ki to bhai hum to lath rakhya karen kandhe pe arr jo bhi oot baat kare hai usi pindi bhi peet diya karen hain...

teri daai to fire ib lok bhi peese mangati ar itni badi-badi baat kare hai... tu bhool gaya hoga ak chodhrat ib lok bhi baalaan main hi hai...
 
tham donu khagadda ne iss itni badhiya thread ka naas kar diya.....:mad: ......hahahahahaha
mein anupam aur prsaaant ko shraap deta hun ki yeh 2 min ke liye ek dusrre ki baaans sunghen..:D:D........smell each others fart......:p:p....hahahhahahahha killkkii
shraap shraap shraaap......lyo chidaak diya ganga jal apne kamandal se meine.........heheheheh :D:D
 
Hambbe................. nuoey hi BABBA..............hahahhahahaha............aachha nu bata chaudhary......................lihaaz na aayi tajhe nu kehtu ek tharre pe chaudharat hai.......... chugarde ne bhaajje firo aapna paacha toodwatte aapne chaudhary gailla.........................ROOKKA@ PAACHHA TOODWAATE........... LAAL KILLE aali bhool gya.............. aarr wo MUlayam aala KISSA bhi yaad hogya tere............. belihaaz rahan de..............kyoun aapne aarr aapne chaudhary ke patawde padwaa mere pai......... issi baat oohlle main reh to chokha hai..........aar tai yu DAI aala dialogue maarya ne...............to majhe nu baara paat gya .......... ek chahe tu 70 doowalli kha liye ..........per bhi tu ghuntte choosan ki aadat kona choodde aalbaadi balak............... aar sunn re BABBA....hehehehhehehoho.......... eibb tai ya baat keh di ek merre mama bhi desh ke hai to sunn main desh ka kona..............par ek baat saachi hai................ ek BAALAAN aaloien ka main MAUSAA laagu........... eibb ya saachi baat tajhe kadwi laage to issme meri galti kona.............................hehehhehehehehehehehehehheheheh...............aarr rahi fere firan aali baat to tu aapo hi shayana hai..........ROOKA@ MAUSAA
anupam said:
main to nu soch raha tha ak tu sole mathe hi maan ja ga... tujhe ek baat bata du ak meri MAMA bhi DESH ki hi hain... arr tere kaise main bhatere dekh rakhe hain... MAUSAA ya beta kehne te pehle apni arr umar dekh leta... mujhe to nu lage ak tere fere bhi na fire honge ib lo arr jo iddhal ki hi baat karega to firne bhi mushkil hain... arr rahi baat kamchiyoo ki to bhai hum to lath rakhya karen kandhe pe arr jo bhi oot baat kare hai usi pindi bhi peet diya karen hain...

teri daai to fire ib lok bhi peese mangati ar itni badi-badi baat kare hai... tu bhool gaya hoga ak chodhrat ib lok bhi baalaan main hi hai...
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oooo KESHU ............ aaj kaal tu poorri farrrari kaat rya .................maan jaa KOONGER................na to tera yu shraap ultta pad jaagya..........tera number aa jaagya khagad sunghen main...................hehehehhehehehe...............ROOKA@ ULTA SHRAAP..............
keshavdahiya said:
tham donu khagadda ne iss itni badhiya thread ka naas kar diya.....:mad: ......hahahahahaha
mein anupam aur prsaaant ko shraap deta hun ki yeh 2 min ke liye ek dusrre ki baaans sunghen..:D:D........smell each others fart......:p:p....hahahhahahahha killkkii
shraap shraap shraaap......lyo chidaak diya ganga jal apne kamandal se meine.........heheheheh :D:D
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