haryanavi the crudest dialect on this planet.

[jitendershooda]

Different Moods of haryanvi ....

Some Good use of haryanvi ::: or better to say Different flavour's of haryanvi ...

donot take the hilarious comments to be insulting as this is our culture to be happy. er baat maar ke hasan ki ...isme ke hua moka lagteh tun maar de ....

Humrous use of haryanvi :

1. Ek be gaam mein ek sehar te balak aagya ...er balak te hoe hein OOT hein ek ke kahe hai ...

Dekhiye re muh isa hai janu Mendhak (frog) chaumassee ( rainy season ) mein chutti aaa rahaya hai .......

O chilam(that is put on Hukka) se muh aale ....

Chori tahi Batue ( small purse) se muh aali ....just imagine ... ha ha ha ....whole picture is clear about the real one ....... too much illustrative ...

This is neither rude but hansi majak ki basha hai ...

2. Ke BAAT MOD DEKHE THA ...... ha ha


MITHAS AALI Haryanvi :


1. EEE Bira dekhiye kade chori ke pah pe pah aajya ( in a crowded Bus)

Anything Rude NO ....

Now same good is the reply ...

NAA Tae AAPni Guddi ne dukhi na hon dun .... itne mein ek baithya bhai uth jya hai seat pe te ....

Nu kar TAe HAde aajya er is Guddi ne bhi bitha le mera kungar ka ke bigade hai khadya chala janga ....


And this indicates both the helping nature and repectable use of Haryanvi ...

CHOH mein aae pache haryanvi .....


1. Tera Bakal Fod Dunga ...

2. USed by ladies ..... Bhidya Dyoongi ..... ha ha ....

3. Yo NAAAS KISKA GAYA ..... ( When someone did something wrong )

4. Usually you will hear in buses if someone did wrong debate with a jaat ....

Na Bole ...Khidaki te bahar pavega ...... ha ha aagle ke samajh mein nahi aati ek yo ke ho rahya hai ...


Above All when mass fight is there ..... LE LYOOOOOO .... just like in kabbadi ..... ek be nu kahetehi ke majal je aagla pale mein te likad le .....


Bhaiyo your comments are welcome for each flavour of haryanvi ...... maja aajyaga ghane din ho liye goodh haryanvi sune .... ke bera koe dabya ood shabad likad aave ....

 

[mit]

forget abt punjabis, even jats from other state dont like haryanvi.

hey dudi stop seprating jats on the basis of langugage.i never lived in haryana all my life but still can speak it and understand bangru if u go anywhere u will find jats speak the same dialect with same tone and dont think that jats from other state are some what inferior from haryanvi jats and if u have such a sick mentality just think haryanvi jats are superior than live like a looner coz i believe a true jat will have feeling for any jat anywhere in this world shame on you.
and yeah one thing more i love bangru (haryanvi) and for your kind information all the jats (hindu jats)are from haryana and rajasthan no matter which state they are living.shame on you.

 

[brad]

hey dudi stop seprating jats on the basis of langugage.i never lived in haryana all my life but still can speak it and understand bangru if u go anywhere u will find jats speak the same dialect with same tone and dont think that jats from other state are some what inferior from haryanvi jats and if u have such a sick mentality just think haryanvi jats are superior than live like a looner coz i believe a true jat will have feeling for any jat anywhere in this world shame on you.
and yeah one thing more i love bangru (haryanvi) and for your kind information all the jats (hindu jats)are from haryana and rajasthan no matter which state they are living.shame on you.

blah..blah blahh...u r tottally confused..and dont have ur facts right abt jats and language...
wrong facts:
1) all jats are from haryana and rajasthan...up, punjab, mp kahan gaya ?
2) go anywhere u will find jats speak the same dialect with same tone ...
i am a jat and i dont speak or understand a bit of haryanvi...and i have lived all my life in jatland..my tone or dialect is no where near to haryanvi
3) all other words u used in ur post is total bakwas.

 

[cooljat]

manne isi-2 baatan pe ghana cho uthya kare....i just can't stand it....who the hell are they to say anything abt our language....college me kade koe jaatan ke baare me kuch ulta kah diya karta te main nahi chodya karti usne..i just love my language and i'm proud of it.....

Hey! Shwetaji,
ram ram!
I like ur aggressive attitude, I'm pretty sure like lioness is more dangerous then Lion, Jatani's r indeed supposed to be more lethel then Jats

Btw, I'm also a big admirer of Haryanvi dialect & very much interested in learning it, guys r u listening...can anybody teach fundamentals of the language.
Well, although we're from Rajasthan but come in Shekawati belt thus our accent is very much similar to Haryanvi, so it'll not be that hard to adopt the accent n learn the dialect.

Don't know why, but it's quite true that Jats n Haryana so haryanvi as well go hand in hand, kinda synonym to each other, but this is not to forget that there're plenty of Jats in Rajasthan, UP, MP as well.

Hence, I believe A JAT IS A JAT IS JAT

But, I still favor this great Jattu language, since it's something like desi daru....ek dum kadak

Long live JATs!!

Ram Ram n take care,

Rock on,
Jit

 

[anujkumar]

Good Strong words from a Jatni...

Why Haryanvi is recognised so much is because of mixture of
SOUND + ACTION ....

Samne aale ne bera hai ek ib te BOL e SOLID tha er jae kime galti kar di aage te ACTION ( DHAMA DHAM ) bhi ho jyagi tagaje te ....

Dev Dahiya ji ka Signature bhi se na ......Justice Action Truth ...... its true ....

Haryanvi ka jahan tak sawal hai its not rude but its strong and Rattan what you told is the wrong use of Haryanvi .... that is a different thing ...

We can use haryanvi in a good manner also without abusing others ...and once in one thread Jagmohan malik ji has written na ki is jisa swad konya ....

ek cheej ke itne pryayvachi kite nahi milenge ..... jooti ...litar ....khosda ...patyan ... chapli ....

baat se paryog mein lyan ki ....

Rattan you are right in your saying that now a days the jaat youth is moving towards gangs and crime ...that is because of unemployment and our attitude not to go for small businesses like that of other castes ... but dheere dheere ye bhi badal rahi hai ..... and jats are coming with time ...

Mene hade south mein dekhya ek these people are very much preserving their culture .. language and donot feel bad about their language too and wearings .... aapni haryanvi ke inki kich kich ( Bera na bhai ke SANI SI KAT DEN HEIN .... Tygar(the mixture prepared of sand and water to be used as building material instead of cement) bana den hein mere bate ) te bhi bhundi se ke .... na bhai but the only problem with us is that some of us feels shame in speaking haryanvi ....

Just like Dhruv here in this site even from bombay is using such a good haryanvi and english and i donot think that he will be facing any problem of it ....

It is good to go for english but leaving haryanvi is not at all good ...

I worked in chandigarh the sardars always use punjabi while talking to their collegues in office and the same with these south indians ..... then why we are having mind in a fix about using it while conversation with our haryanvis may be in office or at other places publically ....

Kime kaho bhai kae din jib hojya na aangreji mein muh chikdate ...haryanvi bolan aale dhoondya karun mein te ... er jee saaa aajya hai ...

Bharat have you heard haryanvi ragni of Mehar singh and can you find any other alternate in laguages to be more expressive than our's to motivate a person for patriotism ....

Er ek wo chulkala se ne ek pakistani jib ladai pache mile flag meeting pe te boojan lage aapne jaat regiment aalyan te ek aur te sab theek hai yo thare dhore ..... LEEE lyoOOOO aala hathiyar aandy hai, se ke yo ... Thare sainik yo kahe ke ise toote hein ek bera e na pat ta .......

Come on jats come out of this fix of using haryanvi or not ... use any other laguage but for personal talks always use HARYANVI ... here is where we get ApnaPAn, its not better to go away from our roots..

very good effort. bhadiya dhal samzaya Hooda Jee