Haryanwi Kahawatein....

From the sweet tongue of school-boys

(1)
क − ख − ग − घ − ड़
खाती खिड़की ना घड़ै
दो मारै चार घड़ै

(2)
A B C D – ऐबियाँ की सीढ़ी

(3)

मारूँगा कान पै
जावैगा दुकान पै
खावैगा रेवड़ी
हागैगा जेवड़ी
 
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khati chadda ....bill main badyaa......

maryaa dalla ....likkadd ke padyaa........:D;):D

aa gyaa kadhi bigaad.................keshu;).........rupi;)........hahaha.......:D

hahahah .......aagii yaadd........hahahahkillkii....yaad aan pee.......hahahah:D

ya us chori ke baare main kehyaa karen jo ghanni bhundi hoyaa karee arr ghanni maacha karee.......kisee...bhi function main chali jaa...........haha:p

LAANDI BOOCHI SABMMEE UUNNCHHI.........................

killkiiiiiiiiiiiiii.pe........kilkiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.......................gagu ...........pe.......gagu................@landii:D
 
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Bhai ibb ya khreejj bhateri hogi se...Inne Bittoll lyo koe......ha..ha.....Killkki @ Bittoll. Arr Deswaal sir ne te ya kaali syahi mei dabbo-2 ke phenknni sarru kar di sein.......Ye apne jammanne mei Takhtti pe SULEKH badda suthrra likhte hongge. Kher apnni khunnak kadhh lyo je kimme aur lhko reh ho BUKKALLAN mei te?
 
HAHA ! Dev ji - katti sahi andaza lagayaa - mera 'sulekh' sachmuch achha tha - Sanskrit jo padh raakhi sey na ! Ham sab ki bukkall mein bahut kuchh dabbya paddya sei- aap ki mey bi ! Nyuun-e tey mey koushish kar rahya soon ki apni dictionary ko update kar dete hain. Usmey bhi words ko Hindi mein likhann ki koushish zaari hai. Par Yoh computer software susre microsoft ka sey. Windows XP mein to Hindi nazar aa-jaawey sey per Windows98 waalon ko khalli bindi deekhen sein !

Per koye baat na - lyo holli ke mouke per ek bilingual haryanavi shalok likh deta hoon:

Bholla boojhe bholii ney - ke raandhegi holli ney
Moth-baajra sab din randhey - sakkar-chaawal holli ney

भोळा बूझै भोळी नै – के रांधैगी होळी नै
मोठ बाजरा सब दिन रन्धैं, सक्कर चावळ होळी नै

devdahiya said:
Arr Deswaal sir ne te ya kaali syahi mei dabbo-2 ke phenknni sarru kar di sein.......Ye apne jammanne mei Takhtti pe SULEKH badda suthrra likhte hongge. Kher apnni khunnak kadhh lyo je kimme aur lhko reh ho BUKKALLAN mei te?
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Gaam ke bachhon ki pyaari jubaan se:

Gaadadd-Gaaddri ka byah, Soosaa bhaat nyotann ja
Chiddiyaa geet gaati ja, Lobbann Laakddi chug lya
गादड़–गादड़ी का ब्याह, सूसा भात न्यौतण जा ।
चिड़िया गीत गाती जा, लौबाँ लाकड़ी चुग ल्या ।।
Note: Hindi text can be seen in WindowsXP only. If you are unable to see Hindi text, please ignore - it is the same as in English text above.
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ukhal main ser de lia , eb musal teh key darana.

Thotha chana bajeh gana

anpad jat baniye barabar, pada likha jat khuda barabar

aageh paaceh neem taleh
daak ke theen paat.
padeh koi peteh yohe
 
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Gaam ke bachhon ki pyaari jubaan se:

Gaadadd-Gaaddri ka byah, Soosaa bhaat nyotann ja
Chiddiyaa geet gaati ja, Lobbann Laakddi chug lya
गादड़–गादड़ी का ब्याह, सूसा भात न्यौतण जा ।
चिड़िया गीत गाती जा, लौबाँ लाकड़ी चुग ल्या ।।
Note: Hindi text can be seen in WindowsXP only. If you are unable to see Hindi text, please ignore - it is the same as in English text above.
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Ha..ha...ha..ha. Yo ghanna common huya karta...aap ne te sab kimm yaad divva diya......LOBBAN DHORRE LAKKDDI CHUGWA KEI....Ha..HA..HA...KILLAKKI@ Lobban.
 
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Jat Re Jat Tere Sar Pe Khat

Teli Re Teli Tere Sar Pe Kolhu "bojhan To Marega"
 
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EK AUR YAAD AA GYA:


Shanti hey Shanti,gadhhe charrawtti
Ek gadhha langdda,ohhe tera Bandadda.



Killakki@Bandadda [husband]


Ek aur bi:


BHOI RE BHOI TNNE RAHI-SAHI BI KHOI
 
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Raand te wa jiske marjyna bhai khassam te aur-re na karle!

teli ne tel ki massadi ne khal ki!

Ghadhi mari padi supat(sonepat) ke bhade karre!

Paani mein paadhe aur bulbule naa uthein!
 
Aur yaad aayi

Jade dikhey tawa parant....uddey gavein saari raat

Haan nai Haan pyara hoya karey

Kad mari meri saasu....kad aaye mare aansoo:)
 
Some more 'Lokokti' (Proverbs)

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Children: Kutiya byayi mohalle mein, seet ghaaliyo taulle mein.

कुतिया ब्याई मौहल्ले में, सीत घालियो तौल्ले में

Ladies: Bhuss mein aag laga key Damallo door khaddi.

“भुस में आग कै दमालो दूर खड़ी”

Tau-Tai duel:

Teen paav ki teen poyi, savaa ser ka ek
Tanney poote 3 khayee,Manney chindiya ek

3 पाव की 3 पोई, सवा सेर का एक ।
तन्नै पूत्ते 3 खाई, मन्नै चिन्दिया एक ।।

Note: Hindi text would be visible in Windows-XP only.
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Bohot kasuta tha Deswal Sahab....manne CHINNDIYA EK....yanni ek ser ka:D


Teen paav ki teen poyi, savaa ser ka ek
Tanney poote 3 khayee,Manney chindiya ek

3 पाव की 3 पोई, सवा सेर का एक ।
तन्नै पूत्ते 3 खाई, मन्नै चिन्दिया एक ।।

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"Hitopdesh" by enders:

CHAALNA RAHI KA - CHAHE FAER KYOON NA HO
BAITHNA BHAIYAAN KA - CHAHE BAER KYOON NA HO

चालना राही का, चाहे फेर क्यूं ना हो ।
बैठना भाइयाँ का, चाहे बैर क्यूं ना हो ।।

Dialogue between famous poet Dada Lakhmi Chand and his famous disciple Baoo Naayi:

LAKHMICHAND : BULLHAD SEENG KA, MARAD LANGOT KA
BAAOO NAAYI : BULLHAD KAANDH KA, MARAD ZUBAAN KA !!
(In this dialogue, Baaoo Naayi had surpassed Lakhmi Chand)

लखमीचंद – बुलहद सींग का, मरद लंगोट का
बाऊ नाई – बुलहद काँध का, मरद जुबान का !

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Our traditional knowledge of Agriculture:

Some more proverbs from the mouth of our ancestors

(i) Manuring:

KHAAD PADDEY TEY KHET, NAH TEY KOODDA REIT
खाद पड़ै तै खेत, नांह तै कूड़ा रेत

(ii) Crop rotation:

BOWO GEHOON KAAT KAPAAS, NA HO DALLA, NA HO GHAAS
बोवो गेहूं काट कपास
ना हो डळा ना हो घास

(iii) Sowing method, seed rate:

PAG-PAG PEY BAAJRA, MEENDAK KOODNNI JAWAAR
NYUUN BOWEY JAB KOYE, GHAR KA BHAREY BHANDAAR
पग पग पै बाजरा, मींडक कूदणी जवार
न्यूं बोवै जब कोए, घर का भरै भंडार
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JAT : Just Adore Them

U.P ka Jat aur mitti ka baat inko jitni bar tolo utna hi ghat. (meaning UP ke jat aur mitti ke baat jitni bar bhi barto(use) ge utne hi ghate jayenge) Mere nanaji kahate hain aur ye mera ajmaya hua hai. Don't mind if any hurt by this but it is true.

Machine aur Kameen ka koi bharosha nahi karna chaihiye yeh kabhi bhi dubo sakate hain. (my nanaji's favourite). 100% tested.
 
3 yaad aayi....

Rathee....Dayyan tai chhodd diya kare parr RAKKAS ka ke karein....wo tai na chhoddey....
Hansi Hansi mai hasangarh bass jyaga....
Kuttey bhonke jan gaadi challey ja
Issa bhajya hande sai...janu gahan mai chudda handya karei....
:)

ratheetheraist said:
EK GHAR TE DYYAAAN BHI CHOD DIYAA KAREE..............hahahah.......dyaann:p:D
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haryanvi thread

hi sunita,
some more threads are
1. singh ka bhai bhageera woh naachai mera woh naacha mera.

thanks
yash beniwal
 
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