Haryanwi Kahawatein....

One more

yashbeniwal said:
hi sunita,
some more threads are
1. singh ka bhai bhageera woh naachai mera woh naacha mera.

thanks
yash beniwal
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yash bhai same as your:

sher ka bhai bagira woh kudde 9 te woh kudde 13.:D

hahha GAGO@bagira
 
ek Rajasthani kahwat bhi ho jaye -- Jit

exclusively for Nashedis

mere dadaji yo kahawat sunaya karte the

Bhaang maange bhungda,
Sulpaa maange ghee,
Daaru maange kunsada (joot)
thari khushi pade to pee!!

hahahah

Rock on
Jit
 
1. Byah mai gaaye geet, saare saache nahi hote
2. Ghee sudhare khichadi, or badi bahu ka naam
3. kar jaawe ghunghat aali, naam jhurmat aali ka
4. karja bhala na baap ka, beti bhali na ek
5. thalli baithe noon ke maah haath
6. bhainsh apne rang ney na dekhe, oont ney dekh ke bidhke
7. meeh main mussal ka ke bheeje sai
8. sayaani beti maa-baap nay nahi, saare gaam nay bhari ho jaawe sai
9. su-su na kah, susri kah de
10. bakra apni jaan tai gaya, khane waale ne swad na aaya
11. jis gaam na jaana, uske kous kyon ginne
12. ganje kay naakhun na diye, na to khuja-2 seer nay paad de
13. raand to randapa kaat le, randwe kaatan de jib na
14. dusre ki saud mai soove, wo paddu kahawe
15. Kaam ka na kaaj ka, dushman anaaj ka

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bhai Sejwal sahab
it cud b like this as well

tu kyane munh latka rhya hai ,issa laage janu baathiya gel faltu aa rhya hai ;)

sejwaldeepak said:
Kaane, Tunde arr Langde mein ek aeb faltu hi paya kare hai.:D

Nu bawla sa haande hai janu bigade bhya mein naii..

Arre tu kyane muh latka rhya sei , issa laage sei jan budhiya si fuuk ke aa rhya ho..
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ek aur

rohitkhuddan said:
bhai Sejwal sahab
it cud b like this as well

tu kyane munh latka rhya hai ,issa laage janu baathiya gel faltu aa rhya hai ;)
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JISKI PAADE SE SARE WOH HAGAN KYON JA?:D
 
2-4 aur yaad aagi...
1.Aad ki paddchadd mere nana ki susraad..
2.Bullad na byave tai ke buddha na ho....
3.jo russega wo apna khovega....
4.gahan mai choodey ki dhal handna....
5.Apna chun apna pun(punya-matlab bhala)
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madhvi said:
JISKI PAADE SE SARE WOH HAGAN KYON JA?:D
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hahahahaha...issi-issi jat kah sake sain:DMadhvi Ma'am....aa jao ab to free ho gaye hogey aap
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sunitahooda said:
1. Kumhar ki kumhari pe tai paar basave na....Gadhi ke kaan ainthan bhaje.
2. Baap nai na maari Mindaki beta teer-andaaz....
3. Ronta sa jaa....ar maryan ki khabar lya....
4. Kimme meri ka mann tha....kimme aage lanihaar....
5. Bakri doodh tai degi....par mingan karke....
6. Akal bina oont(camel) ubahane
7. Haandi ka chho baroli pai....
8. Gaam basya na mangtey fir gey....
9. Kade kade moond mundayee....jibbe padge olley....
10. JAT ganda na de....bhelii de de....
11. JAT marya jibb janiye.... jab hole tehraami....
12.Roop rowe.... karam kha....

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hahahahahaaha bahut badhiya
 
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rathee bhaisahab

rathee bhaisahab aap in dono main se kaun se ho right aur left


one from me on that mussa series:
mussey ne pai lugai, manas e ban baithya


ha......ha......ha ek killki meri taraf ta bi mar liyo
 
ek aur koshish dekhiyo:

haryana ka jaat ar naya baat tole jaao kade na howe ghaat

bhai, manas khan-peen ka e bhookha howe se

haryana ke jaat ki ek khas baat:
syammi khade manas ne boli te lath mar de se

one more of that killki heeeee......heeeee
4 from my nana's mouth:

1). je koi beri na se to peese deke bana lyo

2). man lobhi man lalchi, man chanchal man chor,
man ke mate na chaliye, man pal-pal main or

3). kale sar aale ka kade ne bhare
4). jar, joru, ar jameen e role ki jad hoya kare se
 
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tractor messi(an old company), ar daroo dessi, ye do e cheej kamyab sain


only for ladies:
aastha, aadmi ar anaj e lugai ka ghar basawen sain

(not this one)
manas 3 tareh ke howen sain bhai, nimbu(khatta), nimboli(bhar te meethi,bhittar te kadwi) ar shehed(jamma e meetha)
byah do ka howe dhappe se sara kunba ar nachche sara gam

Satyepal ji:
ar je bulbullyan ke upar diyasalai lyado ge te aag bi lag jyagi
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1. Sher ka muh arr jhotte ka pachcha kis ne dhoya
2. Yo sai rand ka jamai.
3. Hogya koye arr dhogya koye.
4. Rand te randpane ma e rajji rehgi.
5. Pakdan ka dhang nahi arr maran ki sahee le rayha.
6. Sharabi ke do thikane thekke jaye ya thane.
7. Hogya jo hona tha eeb te bajjan do DJ.
 
Here is one more, my nani ji told us this story.

Ghee khichdi budhle ki maut, halwa kha tau turat mare.

Ek buddhe ka chhora er bahu usne ghane dukhi raakhe the. usne roti bhi theek te na de the. budha ghana kamjor er bimmar hogya. Wo bahut dukhi rahe tha. ek din uste milan katir ek ristefar aagya. Buddhe ki halat dekh ke wo bahut dukhi hogya. Wo buddhe tanhi bolya, theek se bhai main sudharunga tere baalka ne. Buddha bolya je main theek hogya tau inne aap dekh leunga.

Aagle din uska ristedar sadhu ka bhesh bana ke tadke tadak uske ghar bahar pahunch gaya aur rukka nmaran lagya "Alakh Niranajan". Aawaj sun ke uske chhore ki bahu choon ki katori bhar ke bahar aayi er choon ghal ke boli " Baba nu batao mahara yo buddha kad marega". Baba bolya "Beti je tu isne maara chahwe se tau isne ghee khichdi diya kar. Aur je aur tawli maarna ho tau halwa khoowaya kar".

Bahu ne uski baat man li aur roz usne ghee khichi aur halwa khuwavan lagi. Thode din main buddha theek hogya aur ghee kha ke tagda bhi hogya. Pher ke tha lath tha ke chhore tanhi bolya "ke tau main theek te rakho nahi ghar te likad jao"

bus tab te hi ya kahawat bangi "ghee khichdi budhle ki maut, halwa kha tau turat mare.
 
Ise bawle Bhainswal me paawange jo naha ke saani kaatein
 
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