Her Diary & His Diary!!

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prashantacmet said:
A recent survey reveals that break-ups in a male-female relationship have worse impact on males rather than females. Most of the man ruin their carreer while a female move ahead in her life with same enthusiasm:):)
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men's ke dimag ki dahi ban jaati hai....soch soch ke, kyun hoya,-kyukkar hoya, ib ke karu, kyukkar bigdi hod ne manau, ib nayi kit te tohu,ar so sn so (ghana e kimme)...:D:D...:confused:

ar females, ek bai aag le ke...chup chap sarak liya kare....saari battan ne bhoolkar,.....D:D

i apreciate this quality of womens..:p

ib koe meri mat na khinchai shuru kar diyo, ak goyat tere gel ke be bani ya:thappad....he he he...but mere ghane dost dukhi hoye baithe sai, bacharyan pe samhti e na, carrier, padhai likhai kharab kare baithe sain...
:mad:...:thappad
 
cooljat said:
Watta Simple & Innocent Reply! .. Indeed!
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...bhai jit, bura manna maaniye...just take it a joke (i've to say tht...cos i'm once bitten, twice shy...ppl take out diff. meanings of ma words) :confused:
...lemme quote you one more innocent theory, frm my uff(rican) experience :p:D:rock

on jit's last visit to johannesburg, one afternoon at a decent cafe in sandton (jo'burg)...brahm was explaining the buffalo theory to his buddy mr. jit takhar...
...here's how it went:

...well...u see Jit, it's like this... :p;):D

 a herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is these slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. this natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
in much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. excessive intake of alcohol (beer or in any other form), as we know, kills brain cells. but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
in this way, regular consumption of alcohol eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers. :rock:rock:rock


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ssgoyat said:
men's ke dimag ki dahi ban jaati hai....soch soch ke, kyun hoya,-kyukkar hoya, ib ke karu, kyukkar bigdi hod ne manau, ib nayi kit te tohu,ar so sn so (ghana e kimme)...:D:D...:confused:

ar females, ek bai aag le ke...chup chap sarak liya kare....saari battan ne bhoolkar,.....D:D

i apreciate this quality of womens..:p

ib koe meri mat na khinchai shuru kar diyo, ak goyat tere gel ke be bani ya:thappad....he he he...but mere ghane dost dukhi hoye baithe sai, bacharyan pe samhti e na, carrier, padhai likhai kharab kare baithe sain...
:mad:...:thappad
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Naaaa Goyat bhai kuch tumhare gaail bhi hua hai baade confidence se baatya hai Thaara kya kya nuksaan kar diya?:D
Arrr bhai jo carrier , padhai likahi kaharb kaare bithe unnme to unnke hee galti aur kissi ke na hai:rock
 
Bhai Brahm,

Ye Galat Baar hai, mein to kati naraj ho gaya bhai! :(

Bhai Deemag pe jor daal ya theory to mene tuje sunai thi ... itni jaldi bhool gaya tu, ... hummm, ke eib meri theory manne hi sunane laag gya.. :rolleyes:


Eibbe bhi yaad koni aaaya to yo khatka daab le ek be : -

http://www.jatland.com/forums/showthread.php?t=21695


Rock on
Jit

brahmtewatia said:
...bhai jit, bura manna maaniye...just take it a joke (i've to say tht...cos i'm once bitten, twice shy...ppl take out diff. meanings of ma words) :confused:
...lemme quote you one more innocent theory, frm my uff(rican) experience :p:D:rock

on jit's last visit to johannesburg, one afternoon at a decent cafe in sandton (jo'burg)...brahm was explaining the buffalo theory to his buddy mr. jit takhar...
...here's how it went:

...well...u see Jit, it's like this... :p;):D

 a herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is these slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. this natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
in much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. excessive intake of alcohol (beer or in any other form), as we know, kills brain cells. but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
in this way, regular consumption of alcohol eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers. :rock


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cooljat said:
Bhai Brahm,

Ye Galat Baar hai, mein to kati naraj ho gaya bhai! :(

Bhai Deemag pe jor daal ya theory to mene tuje sunai thi ... itni jaldi bhool gaya tu, ... hummm, ke eib meri theory manne hi sunane laag gya.. :rolleyes:
Rock on
Jit
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o bhai eissa hai, aur tannae bera bhi sai...ak mein itna purana konya JL pe. :(

par teri theory aur meri theory thodi different hai...meri theory mein tu jo'burg aaya hua hai, aur waa jisi buffallo hadae hi milya karein :rock
 
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nishantrathi82 said:
Naaaa Goyat bhai kuch tumhare gaail bhi hua hai baade confidence se baatya hai Thaara kya kya nuksaan kar diya?:D
Arrr bhai jo carrier , padhai likahi kaharb kaare bithe unnme to unnke hee galti aur kissi ke na hai:rock
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haan bette rathi, pakad li taang tanne dakkkiiiiiiiiii...ar wa bhi naat te naat te....:rock:rock:rock


@ jitte , bhai tanne bhi kade ghana e gyaan khindaya tha fer te, ib bera laggya......:rock:rock:rock

ib thik tik raha sai tu...:p
 
shwetadhaka said:
Moral of the story :

Mukesh bhai manne ek extraa ghugri de diye moral bataan ki :p... arr manne ye bhi bata diye ki ye ghugri hove ke hai... :o:rock
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hahahahhaa ,,, tanne ek naa kayiye denge ... khuhgri .. goassa nai kehya karai ... gosse cow dung cake ne kehya kare ... hahahahha .. lele bitoda bana liye ... kaave tai khaa liye naa chulhe mein baal liye ... hahaaha
lelo his diary ka aur majja ...

ghugri = gossa ... plz no comments on this :)
 
dkumars said:
hahahahhaa ,,, tanne ek naa kayiye denge ... khuhgri .. goassa nai kehya karai ... gosse cow dung cake ne kehya kare ... hahahahha .. lele bitoda bana liye ... kaave tai khaa liye naa chulhe mein baal liye ... hahaaha
lelo his diary ka aur majja ...

ghugri = gossa ... plz no comments on this :)
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Wo to bhala ho Mukesh ka jo usne mujhe bata di, na te manne to ghugri baal hi di hoti ..... ;):D ..... aur lage haath bera bhi pat gaya ki kaun dost kaun dushman :tamatar.....

Par tumhaare waali terminology ke maaddhenazar, Devender = Daangar hua kare hai to fer ibbe aap ke karoge :rolleyes: ..... Hope you will contribute generously towards 'Bitoda formulation' :rock:o:cool:
 
shwetadhaka said:
Wo to bhala ho Mukesh ka jo usne mujhe bata di, na te manne to ghugri baal hi di hoti ..... ;):D ..... aur lage haath bera bhi pat gaya ki kaun dost kaun dushman :tamatar.....

Par tumhaare waali terminology ke maaddhenazar, Devender = Daangar hua kare hai to fer ibbe aap ke karoge :rolleyes: ..... Hope you will contribute generously towards 'Bitoda formulation'
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Please don't use copyright information:p;)......None here is authorised to use DAANGAR without my permission...:rock:rock:rock
 
prashantacmet said:
Please don't use copyright information:p;)......None here is authorised to use DAANGAR without my permission...:rock:rock:rock
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Na bhai ibbe tum "Love enters a man through his eyes, woman through her ears.:cool:" ban ge ho .... ek tame pe ek hi copy ka right mil sake hai :tamatar .....:p
 
prashantacmet said:
ha ha ha ha ha ha...shweta tu iss debbu ne eibb " daangar" ka tamga diye bina chup kona baithee...:rock:rock:rock
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Nahi bhai aisi baat nahi hai. Aapne aisa soch bhi kaise liya ki ye mai kar rahi hu :rolleyes:;):p

Ab uparwaale ki marji, sasta tikau darji aur powerful logo ki arji ko kaun taal sakta hai ... .... :cool:
 
prashantacmet said:
ha ha ha ha ha ha...shweta tu iss debbu ne eibb " daangar" ka tamga diye bina chup kona baithee...:rock:rock:rock
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और भाई प्रशांत तू अपनी चुस्की लेने से बाज मन्ना आइये...लगे रहो मुन्ना भाई...दिए जा आग मैं घी :D:rock:rock
 
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जाट करै ना दोस्ती, जाट करै ना प्यार
जो साचा इंसान हो, वो-ए इसका यार ।

चुगलखोर और दुतेड़े दुश्मन इनके खास
चाहे पायां पड़े रहो, कोन्यां आवैं रास
जाट मोहब्बत का भूखा, प्यारा दे सै मार -
जो साचा इंसान हो, वो-ए इसका यार ।

अपनी औरत को भाळै, पीटै बेशक रोझ
पर और कोए कुछ बोल दे, मिटा दे उसका खोज
इसकी नफरत और प्रेम का पावै कोन्या पार -
जो साचा इंसान हो, वो-ए इसका यार ।

मुंह की अपनी काढ दे, जै कोए आवै मदद करण
मरौड़ कसूती सै धिखे, जिब्बै दे दे जान
जी मैं आवै वो-ए करैगा, कोन्यां मानै हार -
जो साचा इंसान हो, वो-ए इसका यार ।

ऊपर तैं जणूं पाथर हो, भीतर जणूं गुलाब
एक मिनट में साळा कह दे, चाहे साहमी हो नवाब !
इसकी माया न्यारी सै, यो लाम्बी करै उडार -
जो साचा इंसान हो, वो-ए इसका यार ।

भेल्ली दे दे, ना दे गंडा, इसका इसा मिजान
रूस ग्या तै रूस ग्या, कोन्यां जा मुंह-काण
भगवानां नै मान ली, कई बै इस तैं हार
जो साचा इंसान हो, वो-ए इसका यार
 
brahmtewatia said:
और भाई प्रशांत तू अपनी चुस्की लेने से बाज मन्ना आइये...लगे रहो मुन्ना भाई...दिए जा आग मैं घी :D:rock:rock
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....maka aap bhi bhai sahab kassek baat karo...chuski to whisky main lee jaaye karee;):p...yha to main actively participate kar ryta huin:rock:rock
 
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bhai itna choh aagya yu reply pad kar ki bobbo bhi kahna bhul gya.eb isme biased alli to koi baat nahi thi.there is nothing wrong i am happy with my life and people around me.
prashantacmet said:
Ritu !! why do u always flare up with biased replies... It 's not a debate on man-woman instincts . i can smell ur hatred for men part of the world.....Is smthing wrong?...just take it as a joke:):)...
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shwetadhaka said:
Nahi bhai aisi baat nahi hai. Aapne aisa soch bhi kaise liya ki ye mai kar rahi hu :rolleyes:;):p

Ab uparwaale ki marji, sasta tikau darji aur powerful logo ki arji ko kaun taal sakta hai ... .... :cool:
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par yu daangar jaa kaha liya....kerre inghe -tinghe dekhiye....kadhhe mharre jhotte ki saanni kha ji.:p;).....khal khwan ka to yu oon bhi laahdi sai:rock:rock
 
ritu said:
bhai itna choh aagya yu reply pad kar ki bobbo bhi kahna bhul gya.eb isme biased alli to koi baat nahi thi.there is nothing wrong i am happy with my life and people around me.
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na bobbo issi baat kona...cho na uth rya tha merre..wo to bas taawal-taawal si main likhna bhool gya tha...tu chho main mat na aawe...:):)
 
hahhahaahahaah very funny.no offence to anybody mane saaachi me bahut hassi aagyi.meri billi mujhko mayau wali baat hogyi.mera copy paste mere pe ......
cooljat said:
Bhai Brahm,

Ye Galat Baar hai, mein to kati naraj ho gaya bhai! :(

Bhai Deemag pe jor daal ya theory to mene tuje sunai thi ... itni jaldi bhool gaya tu, ... hummm, ke eib meri theory manne hi sunane laag gya.. :rolleyes:


Eibbe bhi yaad koni aaaya to yo khatka daab le ek be : -

http://www.jatland.com/forums/showthread.php?t=21695


Rock on
Jit
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shwetadhaka said:
Hummmmmm !! .... What a reply ! Kaash in logo ki diaries me bas itna hi likha hota..... fer to interpretation me aur bhi maja aata ... :p:D...

His diary says ... Hmmm ..... what a terrific girl ... I wonder does she eats diamonds ... :rolleyes:

Her diary says ..... Hmmm ... this idiot must be looking at that girl and wondering what she eats.... let him keep on wondering until I tell him that she is his boss's daughter....:(:mad: and I will make him cook atleast 8 meals as repentance...
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thanks for opening ur diary... :rock
 
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