Her Diary & His Diary!!
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Wo to bhala ho Mukesh ka jo usne mujhe bata di, na te manne to ghugri baal hi di hoti .......... aur lage haath bera bhi pat gaya ki kaun dost kaun dushman :tamatar.....
Par tumhaare waali terminology ke maaddhenazar, Devender = Daangar hua kare hai to fer ibbe aap ke karoge..... Hope you will contribute generously towards 'Bitoda formulation' :rock
hum toh nara contribute kar denge par paathna aapne padega ... gosse thepadi tahi shuru ho jao tasla le kai ne autan laag jaooo ... hahahhaha
ghanni bhundi paddgi yaah tai aapke...
arr haan dangar tai woh he hai wo barauthiya ... hahaha
hum tai jinaawar hai ... hehehe
sumitsehrawat
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The next day...
Next day ….
His Diary (2200 hrs) –
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I just couldn’t sleep last night. I had disappointed my sweet Sweetu. I was such a jerk yesterday.
Today, I did not go to office…just wanted to spend the entire day with my queen. Oh how cute my babe is…
!! I love her. I hid her lappy and handbag and so she couldn’t go to her office either. But, she still didn’t talk to me. I tried kissing her…pampering her…twice she elbowed me. Never mind. My sweet baby...I love her.
I got her fresh flowers…she threw them out of the window…never mind...anyways, they weren’t as fresh as her. I love her. I took her out to Taj for lunch…I think my “candle-light-lunch” idea wasn't innovative and so failed...failed miserably...she almost boxed me and (I guess) was rebuking me voiceless-ly...anyways…my Ponnu is the best…I love her.
But I know she loves me too…so asked “My Sweetheart, tell...how much do you love me??”… she called me a 'porcupine' and asked me to get lost. Never mind…my Shona is the sweetest...her such behaviour is also so very cute. I love her!! Tomorrow again, I am on leave…anything for my sweetie!! Will sing her “Bin tere kya hai jeena” from Woh Lamhe. I will make her smile…chaahe kuch bhi karna pade. I love her…tooooooooooo very much!!
Her Diary (2200 hrs) –
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Last night I dreamt Tulsi Virani in yet another new saree. Damn
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Next day ….
His Diary (2200 hrs) –
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I just couldn’t sleep last night. I had disappointed my sweet Sweetu. I was such a jerk yesterday.
Today, I did not go to office…just wanted to spend the entire day with my queen. Oh how cute my babe is…
!! I love her. I hid her lappy and handbag and so she couldn’t go to her office either. But, she still didn’t talk to me. I tried kissing her…pampering her…twice she elbowed me. Never mind. My sweet baby...I love her. I got her fresh flowers…she threw them out of the window…never mind...anyways, they weren’t as fresh as her. I love her
. I took her out to Taj for lunch…I think my “candle-light-lunch” idea wasn't innovative and so failed...failed miserably...she almost boxed me and (I guess) was rebuking me voiceless-ly...anyways…my Ponnu is the best…I love her. But I know she loves me too…so asked “My Sweetheart, tell...how much do you love me??”… she called me a 'porcupine' and asked me to get lost. Never mind…my Shona is the sweetest...her such behaviour is also so very cute. I love her
!! Tomorrow again, I am on leave…anything for my sweetie!! Will sing her “Bin tere kya hai jeena” from Woh Lamhe. I will make her smile…chaahe kuch bhi karna pade. I love her…tooooooooooo very much!!Her Diary (2200 hrs) –
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Last night I dreamt Tulsi Virani in yet another new saree. Damn
!!
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Next day ….
His Diary (2200 hrs) –
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I just couldn’t sleep last night. I had disappointed my sweet Sweetu. I was such a jerk yesterday.
Today, I did not go to office…just wanted to spend the entire day with my queen. Oh how cute my babe is…
I got her fresh flowers…she threw them out of the window…never mind...anyways, they weren’t as fresh as her. I love her
But I know she loves me too…so asked “My Sweetheart, tell...how much do you love me??”… she called me a 'porcupine' and asked me to get lost. Never mind…my Shona is the sweetest...her such behaviour is also so very cute. I love her
Her Diary (2200 hrs) –
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Last night I dreamt Tulsi Virani in yet another new saree. Damn
Keval 1 word .... jhakaaasssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss:rock
O-SUMMMM!!
kaash ye 'his diary' kuch asli si (close 2 reality atleast)bhi lagti
kaash ye 'his diary' kuch asli si (close 2 reality atleast)bhi lagti
Next day ….
His Diary (2200 hrs) –
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I just couldn’t sleep last night. I had disappointed my sweet Sweetu. I was such a jerk yesterday.
Today, I did not go to office…just wanted to spend the entire day with my queen. Oh how cute my babe is…
I got her fresh flowers…she threw them out of the window…never mind...anyways, they weren’t as fresh as her. I love her
But I know she loves me too…so asked “My Sweetheart, tell...how much do you love me??”… she called me a 'porcupine' and asked me to get lost. Never mind…my Shona is the sweetest...her such behaviour is also so very cute. I love her
Her Diary (2200 hrs) –
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Last night I dreamt Tulsi Virani in yet another new saree. Damn
yu bata ye diary tere aapni creativity hai kyaha vaise tulsi virani ki saadia aajkal jyada acchi na hotti mandira ke sapne aate ogge os her diary alli ne.
ha vaise tulsi virani ki saadia aajkal jyada acchi na hotti mandira ke sapne aate ogge os her diary alli ne.
Next day ….
His Diary (2200 hrs) –
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I just couldn’t sleep last night. I had disappointed my sweet Sweetu. I was such a jerk yesterday.
Today, I did not go to office…just wanted to spend the entire day with my queen. Oh how cute my babe is…!! I love her
I got her fresh flowers…she threw them out of the window…never mind...anyways, they weren’t as fresh as her. I love her
But I know she loves me too…so asked “My Sweetheart, tell...how much do you love me??”… she called me a 'porcupine' and asked me to get lost. Never mind…my Shona is the sweetest...her such behaviour is also so very cute. I love her
Her Diary (2200 hrs) –
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Last night I dreamt Tulsi Virani in yet another new saree. Damn
meri bhi katti bhinn ki bhinn
saadia paati na sain k tulsi ki....manne suni thi uske pote,par pote bhi ho liye the...
yu bata ye diary tere aapni creativity hai kya
saadia ka te ber ana par tulsi jarur paatan ne ho rahi hai kha kha ke
eb suni thi na to the hi hovege
the nahi Mansii Babes hai
ekta maayi kuch bhi kar sake se.
hahhahahahah Ekta kade isne fer na badal de is Tulsi aale Role ne
Next day ….
His Diary (2200 hrs) –
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I just couldn’t sleep last night. I had disappointed my sweet Sweetu. I was such a jerk yesterday.
Today, I did not go to office…just wanted to spend the entire day with my queen. Oh how cute my babe is…
I got her fresh flowers…she threw them out of the window…never mind...anyways, they weren’t as fresh as her. I love her
But I know she loves me too…so asked “My Sweetheart, tell...how much do you love me??”… she called me a 'porcupine' and asked me to get lost. Never mind…my Shona is the sweetest...her such behaviour is also so very cute. I love her
Her Diary (2200 hrs) –
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Last night I dreamt Tulsi Virani in yet another new saree. Damn
Bhai or na dekhiye ye His & Her aale dreams chall ulte tawla sa
well Jokes apart its really nice
gosh!
that was hilarious...
these blondes!hah!
that was hilarious...
these blondes!hah!
(i thought tht i must not spk on this subject...पर क्या करूं एमोसंस control नहीं हुए)
A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender.
[FONT="]वा बोल्या : "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"![/FONT]
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says...
[FONT="]वा बोल्यी : "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - giving that you are blind - that you should know five things.....[/FONT]
[FONT="]वा बोल्यी : [/FONT]1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
[FONT="]वा बोल्यी : [/FONT]2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
[FONT="]वा बोल्यी : [/FONT]3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 120 kg blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
[FONT="]वा बोल्यी : [/FONT]4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.
[FONT="]वा बोल्यी : [/FONT]5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
[FONT="]वा फेर बोल्यी : [/FONT]Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares,
[FONT="]वा बोल्या : [/FONT][FONT="]"Nah... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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yaar chatpate threads ki ek list banni chahiye
gosh , i knew the diary joke and the baakli
but the blonde , men v women , ghugri , and pata nahi kya kya to pata hi nahi tha
gosh , i knew the diary joke and the baakli
but the blonde , men v women , ghugri , and pata nahi kya kya to pata hi nahi tha
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