some old and gold joke from Jatland. This is who we are
shivji nei jab jat banaya to usee sab kuch diya lamba choda shareer, par jubaan na di, tu parvati boli "ki kitna suthra aadmi hai yeh jat ise bhi jubaan dei do taki yeh bhi bol sake"
sivji ne kaha" na yeh bina jubaan ke hee theek hai, par parvati kee jid ke chalte sivji ne jat ko jubaan dei dee.
jubaan milte hi jat bola" re mode(budhe) yo suthri see lugayee kit sei maree"
Ek baar ek molad apni susrad gaya. Uski saasu ne us tahi laapsi ghal di. Molad ne bhot-e aachi laggi. Molad ne poocha yo ke se, te sasu boli beta lapsi se , aur le le. Molad ne saram si aayee er socha gharan ja ke apni ma dhore banwaunga. Molad tawla sa uth ke chal pada. Lapsi lapsi karta raha ke kede bhool na jaaon. Kheton ke beechale ke bhaaja ja tha er lapsi lapsi karta ja tha. Ek nala a gaya us pe se koodan ke chakkar mein wo lapsi bhool gaya. Eb ke kare. Beechara bhola tha , soocha is nale mein pad gayi wo to eb dhoondu su. Pajama sangwa ke, karda ho ke mand gaya. Khet mein haali ne dekha , soocha bhahi kuch badi-e cheej pad gayi nale mein wo bhi galiyan doondan lagya. Haali ne jab kuch der tahi kuch bhi na deekha to bohla ' Re ya LAPSI to karwa di per yaa to bata ke dhoonde ke se"
Molad bola "Kaka Paa-gee, LAPSI, ya he te khoo rahi thi
ek baar ek jat aur baniyya ne shivji bhole ki pooja ki. Shivji ne darshan diye. Aur jat ko bole ke tu 3 var maang le.
Aur baniyye ko bole ki kyonki tu kai saal se meri pooja karta hai to jo bhi jat maangega uska doogna tum ko mil jaega.
Jat ne 100 bheege dharti maang li, to baniyya ko 200 bheege mil gayi. Jat ne ek joddi bail manngee to baniyaa ko do joddi mil gaye. Jat ko ye nahi bhayya, vaise hi usko baniyya pasand nahi tha. To jat thodi der sooch ke bola ' Shivji maharaj, tu bahut balwaan hai, tune mujh pe kripa ki hai. Ab tu mujhe itna mar ki mein adhmara ho jaaoon"
Bhai Tau kede bahamn na jimya karta tha, per Bhai tayee ke ghana-e kahne pe, ek purnmassi ne bahaman ne le aya.
Bahaman bhee bhot petoo tha, wo bhee Roti pe Roti, er ghana-e sara halwa tar gyaa. Tau ne bahamn kati-e pasand na tha, per eb le aya te awabhagat te karni-e thee, Tau Roti lya-lya ke preshan ho gyaa.
Kayee ser choon utar ke, bahaman ne dakar lee er hath dhon lag gyaa, to bhar te gali ka kuta aa-ke bath gyaa.
Bahamn Kute ko dekh ke bolya "Oh-ho tu te rahe gaya."
Tau bolya "Er Khasam isne te chhod de, ke eb isne bhee kha ga"