Is Lindsay Lohan a jatni??

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singhabhimanyu said:
From Lohan's perspective, only Jat girls are eligible:).
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This is misinformation. This is anti-competitive practice. Where is competition commission?

"Lohan said she was not a lesbian, but when asked if she was bisexual, she responded "Maybe. Yeah." She then added, "I don't want to classify myself.""

Her wiki page lists 5 guys who she has dated. F-I-V-E!! And only one girl.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lindsay_Lohan

Clearly, she was just looking for a change after 5 guys, none of whom was a Jat. Failure was bound to happen.

Comeon guys, don't let Abhimanyu and Jit trick you. Whoa, the tricks here are getting nastier than Rakhi ka Swaymvar.
 
hi hi hi hi hi :):):)!
kapil.dalal said:
This is misinformation. This is anti-competitive practice. Where is competition commission?

Her wiki page lists 5 guys who she has dated. F-I-V-E!! And only one girl.

Clearly, she was just looking for a change after 5 guys, none of whom was a Jat. Failure was bound to happen.

Comeon guys, don't let Abhimanyu and Jit trick you. Whoa, the tricks here are getting nastier than Rakhi ka Swaymvar.
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kapil.dalal said:
This is misinformation. This is anti-competitive practice. Where is competition commission?

"Lohan said she was not a lesbian, but when asked if she was bisexual, she responded "Maybe. Yeah." She then added, "I don't want to classify myself.""

Her wiki page lists 5 guys who she has dated. F-I-V-E!! And only one girl.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lindsay_Lohan

Clearly, she was just looking for a change after 5 guys, none of whom was a Jat. Failure was bound to happen.

Comeon guys, don't let Abhimanyu and Jit trick you. Whoa, the tricks here are getting nastier than Rakhi ka Swaymvar.
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re khagad...ek aur post dagi thi...usne bhi pad le!!!....:)
 
Lindsay Lohan was born on July 2, 1986 in New York City and grew up in Merrick and Cold Spring Harbor on Long Island in New York. She is the eldest child of Donata "Dina" (née Sullivan) and Michael Lohan. Lohan has three younger siblings, all of whom were child models: Michael Jr., who appeared with her in The Parent Trap, sister Aliana, who is also an actress, and Dakota, the youngest Lohan child. Lohan is of Irish and Italian heritage and was raised as a Catholic.

Italian heritage may indicate some ancient relation as Jats.
 
uncleji yeh last line mein chaalle say paad deeye aapnay. HA HA HA HA :D:D
lrburdak said:
Lindsay Lohan was born on July 2, 1986 in New York City and grew up in Merrick and Cold Spring Harbor on Long Island in New York. She is the eldest child of Donata "Dina" (née Sullivan) and Michael Lohan. Lohan has three younger siblings, all of whom were child models: Michael Jr., who appeared with her in The Parent Trap, sister Aliana, who is also an actress, and Dakota, the youngest Lohan child. Lohan is of Irish and Italian heritage and was raised as a Catholic.

Italian heritage may indicate some ancient relation as Jats.
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rajpaldular said:
yes. Obama is also a JAT. :D
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Yes, he is from village Dubaldhan Majra ....He still owns 10 beegha agricultural land given on 'Batayi', ek 'plaat-cum-Nohra' for cattles, 3 covered 'bitodas' near gaam ki seem.... and '50 mann toodda' of last year.... in his village there.... :D :D :D :D
 
Bhai Mor tanne andi baat kahi;) per ek baat aur see jub uske main Lind se tee waa kade ke jatni see.......:tamatar:tamatar:D:D
 
I am inclined to believe that Lindsay Lohan is directly linked with Lohan gotra. Lohan surname is found in Ireland, Scotland and England. There are Lohans in Iran also. Here is some brief history of Lohans of UK;

http://www.hinduwebsite.com/buddhism/history/fahien1.asp

[2] Lo-han, Arhat, Arahat, are all designations of the perfected Arya, the disciple who has passed the different stages of the Noble Path, or eightfold excellent way, who has conquered all passions, and is not to be reborn again. Arhatship implies possession of certain supernatural powers, and is not to be succeeded by Buddhaship, but implies the fact of the saint having already attained nirvana. Popularly, the Chinese designate by this name the wider circle of Buddha's disciples, as well as the smaller ones of 500 and 18. No temple in Canton is better worth a visit than that of the 500 Lo-han.

http://www.surnamedb.com/surname.aspx?name=Lohan

Although this name is generally considered to have Scottish origins, it is equally likely to be Irish and to derive from O'Leoghain. The son of the descendant "The Warrior". The confusion is compounded in that the name was also found pre 1066 as "De Logan" in Normandy and it is possible that both the Scottish and Irish Logans may have some French ancestry. The Scottish name holders probably derive from the lands of Logan in Ayrshire, John de Logan who held the lands of Crugar in Ayrshire being recorded in 1307 as "an enemy of the King of England". The Irish O'Logans were originally (pre 1170) the Lords of Morgallion, Co. Westmeath. The first recorded spelling of the family name is shown to be that of Robert Logan, which was dated 1204, in the "Charter Witness at Ingilbristoun". during the reign of King William, known as "The Lion of Scotland", 1165 - 1214. Surnames became necessary when governments introduced personal taxation. In England this was known as Poll Tax. Throughout the centuries, surnames in every country have continued to "develop" often leading to astonishing variants of the original spelling.

As one can see, Lohan is the son of the descendant "The Warrior" according to Irish traditions and who has conquered all passions as per Indian philosophy. Being son of a warrior puts Lohan directly in the category of Jats. So Lindsay Lohan is Jat as far as we are concerned. Interestingly Ireland has gills also. In Ireland they have the tradition of worshiping wells like we Jats do.

RK^2
 
rkumar said:
As one can see, Lohan is the son of the descendant "The Warrior" according to Irish traditions and who has conquered all passions as per Indian philosophy. Being son of a warrior puts Lohan directly in the category of Jats. So Lindsay Lohan is Jat as far as we are concerned. Interestingly Ireland has gills also. In Ireland they have the tradition of worshiping wells like we Jats do.

RK^2
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Wow, sir, that's a big leap of faith! Jats are not the only warriors in the world!!....:D

In mathematical terms, you are applying a transitive deduction to an intransitive property....:D
(A transitive relation is when it relates X to Y, and Y to Z, then it by default relates X to Z. Like 3>2 and 2>1, thus, 3>1. But, human beings are intransitive. For example, if Aman likes Raman and Raman likes Chaman, that doesn't mean that Aman would like Chaman. So, Irish Lohans are Warriors, Indian Jats are warriors, doesn't mean that Irish Lohans are Jats...:))
 
औरों का तो घणा बेरा कोन्या पर 'अर्नाल्ड स्च्वार्ज़नेग्गेर' पक्का जाट है | उसकी हरकत देखियो कदे फिल्मा में.. सारी फिल्मा में खूंटे बजाता पावेगा | अर् कती पूरी आकड़... किसे ने कुछ ना सम्झे... उरेन तै परें ठा के बगा दे जुनसा भी घणा बोलता दीखे |

सीरियसली.... :)
 
kapil.dalal said:
Wow, sir, that's a big leap of faith! Jats are not the only warriors in the world!!....:D

In mathematical terms, you are applying a transitive deduction to an intransitive property....:D
(A transitive relation is when it relates X to Y, and Y to Z, then it by default relates X to Z. Like 3>2 and 2>1, thus, 3>1. But, human beings are intransitive. For example, if Aman likes Raman and Raman likes Chaman, that doesn't mean that Aman would like Chaman. So, Irish Lohans are Warriors, Indian Jats are warriors, doesn't mean that Irish Lohans are Jats...:))
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It does not matter by what name one calls them. A Lohan remains Lohan, be it in India or in Ireland. In India they are Jats. In Ireland there is nothing like Jat, so they remain just Lohan. Common surname proves of some common origin. If you don't want to call Lindsay Lohan as Jat, call her one of us in that case. It hardly makes any difference. Example of Raman, Chaman and Aman given by you is out of place here. Correct way of putting would have been," if Aman and Raman are brothers and Aman and Chaman are botrhers then Raman and Chaman are also brothers". "Liking" as a trait is not the right type of variable to address this problem.

RK^2
 
...in the spirit of parallel deductions...

...Furthermore Lindsay Lohan herself is a self-confessed Dyke (lesbian) and similarly now that we on jatland can safely say that we too have very supportive and inclined folks to that 'lifestyle'... therefore she too is a JAT! :D:D:D

"Chance has put in our way a most singular and whimsical problem, and its solution is its own reward." - Sherlock Holmes :cool:
 
rkumar said:
It does not matter by what name one calls them. A Lohan remains Lohan, be it in India or in Ireland. In India they are Jats. In Ireland there is nothing like Jat, so they remain just Lohan. Common surname proves of some common origin. If you don't want to call Lindsay Lohan as Jat, call her one of us in that case. It hardly makes any difference. Example of Raman, Chaman and Aman given by you is out of place here. Correct way of putting would have been," if Aman and Raman are brothers and Aman and Chaman are botrhers then Raman and Chaman are also brothers". "Liking" as a trait is not the right type of variable to address this problem.

RK^2
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Sir, I was just arguing about the "Being son of a warrior puts Lohan directly in the category of Jats." bit as that didn't fly with me. My knowledge of shared ancestry between Indian and Irish races is limited, if not entirely non-existent. If your logic is based on sharing of surname just like Burdakji's was, I am not going to argue about it. (I'd still have healthy disrespect for the theory, but I don't have any solid ground to oppose it..:)). As for Aman-Chaman example, I appreciate your refining it..:). Again, my intention was just to elaborate on the principle of transitivity through an example rather than giving an example especially suited tp the context. However, I appreciate that your refinement has made the example much more apt. Regards.
 
haan bhai kuldeep woh jaat se.ib tera biyah karana ho te bol.hum saare jat land ke bhai teri baat kara dete hai u tai.bas nyu dekh liye kade ma dadi ka gotra na milta ho.theekh se .aur koi jat ho te we bhi bata dio.ib kaalne tu jeniffer lopez ne bhi jaat kahoga.te teri jaan kaari mein aur koi international jat ho te bata de.
 
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