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Mere khyal mei marr liya bhai....pachhle 10-12 saal te nahin deekh liya se......ghanna kasutta Salesman tha gagan.........Hum te bhai uske chammplle ghanni haan khadde ho-2 sunya karte......Great guy....God bless his soul!
 
Ek aur yadd agya

Binnai ho je kamjor
Deekhte na hon danger dhorr
Ghaltehen Chondha sa ja ga toot
Manne kadde bi nahi boli koye jhooth.
 
gaganjat said:
and I habe anodhuur berry importunt kostun ' Ravan hamesha skirt kyo pahenta hai ? '

and I habe anodhuur berry importunt kostun ' Ravan hamesha skirt kyo pahenta hai ?

Ha Ha Ha …. And this made me laugh almost hysterically..:D :D

Good observation Gagan..

Still laughing while writing this..:)

you've gotta good sense of humor ..must say..
 
Yo Gagan kasoota sei

poonam said:
and I habe anodhuur berry importunt kostun ' Ravan hamesha skirt kyo pahenta hai ?

Ha Ha Ha …. And this made me laugh almost hysterically..:D :D

Good observation Gagan..

Still laughing while writing this..:)

you've gotta good sense of humor ..must say..



Bebe Poonam yo Gagan ND chhora sei........Great jat Lad.
 
Sawaal

Gagan bhai ka sawaal tagdda
Mumbai mei hogya motta ragadda

Sab nyu bolle Skirt lyao
Hamnei bi rawan aala dikhao

Dress designer bhajje ja rhe
Order milge ghanne sarre


Ambani nei le lya thekka
Brand ambasador bann gi rekha

Dharmendra bolya manne bhi parhao
Chahe beshak chori karwao

Rawan ke skirt ki motti maya
Doondda thha diya shor machaya.



Le bhai jawab Gagan...............Theek se na?
 
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devdahiya said:
SITARAM silane aala jo Kharkhodde ke bus adde pe kajal bechya karta...ha...ha...ha bhai oo bhi ghanna ND tha. Kyukar ga ga ke Choriyaan ke arr taiyan ke surma daal jyaya karta...bhai uski shakal bi ghaniye majakiya thi. Ghanna kasutta aadmi Yaad diwa diya Satyepal ji.....Lyo pher sunno uske bi chammole:


Sita Ram Silaniya ka Kajjal
Issa la liya jissa Baraf ka baddal

Je ghal le jawan chhori
Issi hojya jannu mheins ke ghal rakhi ho mohri

Je ghal le chora jawan
Jattehein bathhe baan

Je ghal le budhhi lugai
Katti issi hojya jannu 16 saal ki ho bhai

Je ghalle budhha logg
Kadde bhi na ho aankhyan mei roog

Sarre ghalwao arr ghra bhi le jyao
Sitaram ki dibbi 2 rapiye mei kitte le jyao

Issa kajal nahin mille kisse dukan-haat pe
Arr chahe sare ja ke dhoondh liyo jamna ji ke ghat pe

Je bateu roosh rhya ho te chhori ki aankhyan mei ghal dyo
Pher dekho kyukar le jyaga, chahe chalti hanna sale ke jutte bi chayar mar dyo.....


There are many....ha...ha...ha

ha HA ANDY CHAMOLLE .....BAHUT BADHIYA DEV JI ...SITARAM JAMA SAARI BECH JANTA HOGA SANJH TAHI TE ...

AAJKAL JHAJJAR KE AADE PE BHI EK BHAI MOMBATTI BECHYA KARE ISSE BHADIYA AANDAJ MEIN ....

BHAIYOOO ER BHAHNO ....AAAJJJ SAANJHH NEEE LIGHT JAWEGI .....JIB YA MOMBATTI KAAAM AVEGI ....

AND HIS SALE IS ALSO VERY GOOD .....

WO KAHYA KARE NE BOLANIYE KE TE KANE BHI BIK JAYA KARE ...
 
AAJKAL JHAJJAR KE AADE PE BHI EK BHAI MOMBATTI BECHYA KARE ISSE BHADIYA AANDAJ MEIN ....

BHAIYOOO ER BHAHNO ....AAAJJJ SAANJHH NEEE LIGHT JAWEGI .....JIB YA MOMBATTI KAAAM AVEGI ....

AND HIS SALE IS ALSO VERY GOOD .....

WO KAHYA KARE NE BOLANIYE KE TE KANE BHI BIK JAYA KARE ...[/QUOTE]



Ha...ha..ha MOMBATTI ...Kaam...AAWEIGI.........Ha...ha...ha......Simple and Tikau chammola.....ha...ha..ha......kya baat hei bhai Jitender........HHKLP
 
These unknown salesmen can bring revolution in TV advertising. If I was in advertising industry I wud have made a casual team of all these ppl. Great salesmanship!


jitendershooda said:
ha HA ANDY CHAMOLLE .....BAHUT BADHIYA DEV JI ...SITARAM JAMA SAARI BECH JANTA HOGA SANJH TAHI TE ...

AAJKAL JHAJJAR KE AADE PE BHI EK BHAI MOMBATTI BECHYA KARE ISSE BHADIYA AANDAJ MEIN ....

BHAIYOOO ER BHAHNO ....AAAJJJ SAANJHH NEEE LIGHT JAWEGI .....JIB YA MOMBATTI KAAAM AVEGI ....

AND HIS SALE IS ALSO VERY GOOD .....

WO KAHYA KARE NE BOLANIYE KE TE KANE BHI BIK JAYA KARE ...
 
Jat tei nyu bechche bhai

Mere hath mei dekho ya steel ki belli
Chahe lyo baniya ar chahe lyo telli
Issmei sabji lagge gi ghanni sawaad
Thoddi bhi ghallo ge te lagge gi baadhh


Iss katori ke rapiye lyunga aathh
Kum karoon na aanna chahe koe ho mahrolli ki laathh
Ghannaye bhonk liya suun,kisse ne lena ho te lyo
Manne izzat pyari se, pissyan ka konya moh.

* Kisse ne beech mei keh di," Konya bikke nyu." Arr tau ke bolya


Na bikke gi te ghran paddi rehgi
Tnne te kuchh na kehgi
Apnne thobdde ne rakh bandhh
Matnya falawe hadde gundd
Ya katori tere shirr mei aweggi
Tu kitt ka ismmei saag kha ga, ya tere sirr nei bajawegi



Ibb mei ja suun, hadde aage kameen
Ek ho te pher bi dekhi ja, ye sein pure teen
Dekho wei baithhe pehr ke patti ood jean
Padhhai te gai bhadd mei, Kattein se jameen

Ha...ha...ha.........JATS ARE WONDERFUL CREATURES.
 
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dev bhai jma turat pan banao ho isha laage sha !
really wonderful , i m new member here and enjoying all ur past postings also.
kalakar ho bhai sach main.

keep it up !
 
Thanx

nd-chora said:
dev bhai jma turat pan banao ho isha laage sha !
really wonderful , i m new member here and enjoying all ur past postings also.
kalakar ho bhai sach main.

keep it up !



Thank you for kind words Devender ji.
 
Dahiyaji,

Thanks for reproducing Sitaram Silania's chamolles!

Yes Gagan, he was a hugely popular guy and a household name around Kharkhoda(Sonepat). He had amazing sense of humor and and ability in tukbhandhi. He could be a great brand ambassdor for any consumer product around that area.
 
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He was too good

spdeshwal said:
Dahiyaji,

Thanks for reproducing Sitaram Silania's chamolles!

Yes Gagan, he was a hugely popular guy and a household name around Kharkhoda(Sonepat). He had amazing sense of humor and and ability in tukbhandhi. He could be a great brand ambassdor for any consumer product around that area.


Bhai SitaRam kasoot tha...ibb-bhi issa lagge se jannu wo ghallan lagh rya Syahi.
 
Aaj Ravan Jallega

Bhai Gagan aaj Ravan jalle ga
Motti-2 lakaddiyan mei balle ga
Radhe baniya samosse talle ga
Tau Mange mele mei ralle ga
Bhai manne yo sab kim ghanna khallega
Mombatiyan mei mom bi ghanna-e gallega
Aaj vibhishan apne bhai ne chhallega
Sundu aaj apne gaam me ghullai karega
AAj te pher Gagan ka Bomb bhi tagdda challega
Aur kisse ki dal si dallega
Jattan nei o tyohar ibb ke ne khoob fallega
AAJ gamm mei koe na koe jaroor ladegga.


HAPPY DEEWALI TO ALL.
 
wah-2

devdahiya said:
Bhai Gagan aaj Ravan jalle ga
Motti-2 lakaddiyan mei balle ga
Radhe baniya samosse talle ga
Tau Mange mele mei ralle ga
Bhai manne yo sab kim ghanna khallega
Mombatiyan mei mom bi ghanna-e gallega
Aaj vibhishan apne bhai ne chhallega
Sundu aaj apne gaam me ghullai karega
AAj te pher Gagan ka Bomb bhi tagdda challega
Aur kisse ki dal si dallega
Jattan nei o tyohar ibb ke ne khoob fallega
AAJ gamm mei koe na koe jaroor ladegga.


HAPPY DEEWALI TO ALL.


LOL, gagan ka din hai aaj to. hpy Deewali to all.
 
LoL Dev bhaisab,this adds another page in ur encyclopedia of Jat poetry.

U r truely a 'Jat poetry' legend (nd a half) :D

Happy Diwali to all !


devdahiya said:
Bhai Gagan aaj Ravan jalle ga
Motti-2 lakaddiyan mei balle ga
Radhe baniya samosse talle ga
Tau Mange mele mei ralle ga
Bhai manne yo sab kim ghanna khallega
Mombatiyan mei mom bi ghanna-e gallega
Aaj vibhishan apne bhai ne chhallega
Sundu aaj apne gaam me ghullai karega
AAj te pher Gagan ka Bomb bhi tagdda challega
Aur kisse ki dal si dallega
Jattan nei o tyohar ibb ke ne khoob fallega
AAJ gamm mei koe na koe jaroor ladegga.


HAPPY DEEWALI TO ALL.
 
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