Jat- 10 Mahina ki sharat

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Ek bai ek Jat ar Baaniya tadake-tadak(early morning) Jangal(shit) ho ke jhohad main Hath dhon laage, ar donua ki aapas main najar mil gi.

Jat ne socha ek baaniye tai pahla bi ke uthai ga, en baaniya nai pahla ghane badnaam kar rakhe saan ek jat-jut ise surde(dirty) hoyan karain.
Parli od ne Baaniye ne bi nyu socha ek jat tai pahla bi ke uthai ga. Donua ki prestige ban gi ar donu kardi dhal jangal ke hath chhapke maar-2 ke dhon lage ar koisa uthai nahi.

Thodi haan main baaniye ki gharwali aapne chhore nai boli(typical baniya accent main)"ad makha parkashe tere chacha ne dekh ke lyaye, ke uk-chuk hogi. Baaniye ka chhora jhohad par gaya ar dekha tamsha ar bolya " ad babu ke baat hogi, itni vaar la di". Baaniye bolya chhore nai " ad bhai murakh tai pala pad rahya sai, dekhe ghara jaan ar dukan khol le/agarbatti la de ar aapne gahaka(customers) ne aachhi dhal nipta diye ar mera nahi bera kudbar ho ja"

Nyun Jat ke ghar ali aapne ghara chhore ne boli " re bharthu tera babu nahi aaya , ek bai dekh ke aayiye". Barthu bi jelwa le ke johad pe pohchn liya ar babu ne dekh ke puchha babu yu ke. Jat thadu ho ke bolya " ak bhai ghara ja ke mhaisan(BHAINS) ki dhar kad liye ar rundi ne aggai ki karan khatar gaam main jhota dekh liye ar gaam main jhota na milye to gawand mein jhota dekh liye ar aapni nai achhi dhal aggai(conceive ), ar jab byave(delievery) to achhi dhal khur chunt diye ar bahi mera nahi bera kad ulta gharan ayun.

Jat ke nyun kahnde Baaniye said de si nai khada hoya ar bolya" ad makha dekho yu jat ka jat 10-10 mahina ki sharat nibha karai sai ke"

Jat said with pride " na ajya khoya tain nahi ghisa dyunga"


Maj. Kulwant Singh,SM
Rohtak
 
Ha...ha..Ha..
Yoh gadda lath..Kati NAaya or pure Nekhdu joke..
Jat ke long term planning sun ke baniya ke to hosh udd gaye hoongey...
Aaj to Haansi datteen ka to sawal hi nahi . ;) :cool: ;) :cool: :)

Maj. Sahab or aan do ..

kulwant said:
"Plz Read it completely"
Jat ke nyun kahnde Baaniye said de si nai khada hoya ar bolya" ad makha dekho yu jat ka jat 10-10 mahina ki sharat nibha karai sai ke"

Jat said with pride " na ajya khoya tain nahi ghisa dyunga"


Maj. Kulwant Singh,SM
Rohtak
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long term planning

I think now we can say that "Jats" are great in psychological and mental warfare and above all they plan keeping long terms targets.

Maj. Kulwant Singh,SM
 
rkumar said:
Bahut Bhayankar joke bhai...kabhi nahi suna aisaa..ek damm ISI mark joke..original..
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maj. saab jama naas thaa diya , yo padh ke jab hum saree dost hasan lagee te ade ye angrej bawlee ho ge . jama anddiii aala tha yo te.
 
Ha Ha Ha Haaaaaaaaa

Bhai Kulwant,

I had heard this in village 'Farmana' about 10 years back. The person who narrated this had also attributed the following to the JAT: "Ar bete nu kariye, Lamaniyan (Harvest) taanheen apne Mama ka tractor le aa iye".

I think this is an all time great joke. Reading it on the net gives a greater 'kick'.

Or aan dyo.

JS Malik
 
The Jats

Sir,
I think in wit and humour we JATS have no parallel, and also as far as intelligence is concerned we are giving warning to every body in almost all the fields whether it is technical or business of any kind. We just need to channelise our energy in the correct direction.
We must be proud of born as JATS.

Maj. Kulwant Singh,SM
09810988005

jagmohan said:
Bhai Kulwant,

I had heard this in village 'Farmana' about 10 years back. The person who narrated this had also attributed the following to the JAT: "Ar bete nu kariye, Lamaniyan (Harvest) taanheen apne Mama ka tractor le aa iye".

I think this is an all time great joke. Reading it on the net gives a greater 'kick'.

Or aan dyo.

JS Malik
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hi

Maj Sahab

Itna kasutta kaam nahi dekha tha aaj tain.
Baaniya tai aap ne kati maar diya.

mayank
 
Gaaddi ne chaalu rakho

Maj Sahab ib datto na gaaddi ne kheench ke lyo.
Kasutta maja agya.
Baaniyan ne yu padh liya tai bechare jangal ke haath dhone chhod jyange. :D

Mayank
 
dunda paad

Bhai Pawadia,

Thare dhorai angrej bawle hoge ar adhe baaniye jangal ke haath dhona chhod ge. :D

Maj Kulwant

neekusingh said:
maj. saab jama naas thaa diya , yo padh ke jab hum saree dost hasan lagee te ade ye angrej bawlee ho ge . jama anddiii aala tha yo te.
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bahut badhiya maj saheb, kati adha pakistan uda diya

Maj Saheb,

Chala pad diya, sahi mein ek dum bhayankar jok hai. ape ap hansa ja hai. Really great. Pahli bar suna hai.

Ek bar baniye ne bhi hum jaton ke liye isi baat kahi thee;

khet mein lamni karte or tuda dhote dekhkar, nu bola "are bhai yeh jat na hote to mansa (human being) ne kam karna padta. Sahi dhoya tau ne, sare pachhe tahin ke taar diye.

Rajender Dahiya
Kuwait
 
hahaha..............baaneya ta sarat laana bhul ga hoga. Bahut Badhia Maj. Saab Or aan do ise kilki paad ta.............
 
Bhai Major Saab Andy Chutkala Se Par Thekha Jhada(winter) Me Isa Kam Na Karye .
 
lath gaad

Maj Saab kit chale gaye.....aur aan dyo is jisse........yu.......joke sun kai to mere kai dost Jatland ke member ban ge ar kasute fan hoge :)
 
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