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desijat

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Ek bar Jat:rolleyes: ar ek Mullaji , ek Baniya ar ek Isai (christian ) jaan lagre the kahin

Raste mein ek gaam pada, Te wahan kisi ka byah hon lagra tha, Ladki walo ne charo ko bulaya, bole bhai roti kha ke jaio.

Ye Bole, bhai is to mara pet bhar ra, tam roti baandh do ar raat ne khavenge.

Te Londi walo ne 2 kilo ladoo :eek: baandh die, ar we le ke chal diye....

Raste mein mullaji baniya ar Isai ne plan banaya , Jat ko ladoo ni khaan de.

Jat bhi Samajhdar tha samajh gaya kuch dal mein kala hai.....

Rat ko sustan khatar ruke ek khet mein, Mulla ji bole "bhaio, jo subah uthke sabse bhadiya sapna sunavega, wo sare ladoo khavega, ar uski marji hai wo kisi ko de ya na de".

Jat Samajh gaya uska to patta katt gaa:mad: Par bhai yo jat se,

Sare soge, Jat ku ke neend aayee, Jat tadki 4 baje uthya, ar usne sare ladoo kha diye, ar pher pi liya pani, bas pet ful gaya, lotte hue bhi dard hora.

Tadki sare uthe, Baniya ji bole, chalo Sab Sapne sunao, Jat bhai ab bhi so re.

Mulla ji * Rat ko Khuda ke Farishte aayee mere sapne mein, Aur unhone mujhe jannat ki Sair karayee, Aur kaha, Ladoo tere hi hai, Tu hi khaa*

Sab ne kaha Wahhh Bhadiya

Baniya ji* Raat ko Bhagwan Mahavir mere sapne mein ayee, aur unhone mujhe satve aas maan ki sair karayee aur kaha, Ladoo tere hi hai tu hi khayega *

Isai bola *Tujhe mulla ji se bhi bhadiya sapna aaya, Raat mere sapne mein PRabhu Isa Masih aaye, unhone mujhe Choudhve aasmaan ki sair karayee, Chorthe samay kaha ladoo tere hai tu hi khaa *

baki dono ne kaha ye sabse Bhadiya sapna tha bhai , Mulla ji bole

RE jat uth ne tu bhi suna, jat ku ke sune tha ladoo ke nashe mein

Mulla ji ne haath lagaya jat ki kamar pe, Jat BOlya - Re mar ga marga

Unhone pucha bhai ke hua

Jat * Bhai ke batau, Tadki 4 baje hanuman ji aage Gada le ke, ar kahen lage ladoo kha, Mein bolya mein kela kyukar kha lu mere dost bhi khavenge, unhone gada mari, ar bolye kha.
bhai Pitta ke na karta, mein 2 kili ladu kha gaa*

Baniya ji bole - Te hume kyu na bulaya ar.

Jat Bola - *susro, Tamhe kinghe the bulata, ek to jannat mein tha, ek satve aasmaan mein ar ek choudven pe, ar pitne ki liya majhe chorh ge* :p :p
 
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Bhai DESIJAT tha tei madda sa puranna...parr isse lambbe chutkule nei tei likhann tahin bhi Ghanni himmatt ki jaroorat sei. Bohot himmat ka kaam krya bhai....arr mere dil mei teri wa baat seesse ki dhhall uttar gi...kunssi bhalla...wahe..."LONDI AALLYA NEI".....ha...ha...ha..ha Bess ya baat tere chutkulle ki SUNDDI thi....crux.........Majja ghanna degya tu bhai.



Arr suun ye dhholi muchh matt lawei bhai........Saari jatland ki Luggai GHOONGHATT kadhh lenggi tere tei....taar le inn-nei beera? Ha...ha...ha...ha. AAn de ek aadha LONDDE ka na tei LONDIYA ka...ha..ha..ha.
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D :D :D :D
Oh safed muchyan aale bhai Desi tera Swagat hai Jatland pe
Lekin Eib Regging ke Liye tyaar ho jaa :p

devdahiya said:
Arr suun ye dhholi muchh matt lawei bhai........Saari jatland ki Luggai GHOONGHATT kadhh lenggi tere tei....taar le inn-nei beera? Ha...ha...ha...ha. AAn de ek aadha LONDDE ka na tei LONDIYA ka...ha..ha..ha.
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:D :D Gadha woh bhi hanumanji ka ....Desi jat safed munchoon wala :p :p

Rock on
Jit

sunnysangwan said:
O bhagat, Hanuman ji gada leke aaye the ak gadha????????
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devdahiya said:
Arr suun ye dhholi muchh matt lawei bhai........Saari jatland ki Luggai GHOONGHATT kadhh lenggi tere tei....taar le inn-nei beera? Ha...ha...ha...ha. AAn de ek aadha LONDDE ka na tei LONDIYA ka...ha..ha..ha.
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Bhai, Lugai to ghoonghat mein hi chokhi laage, aaj kal ki ghani parkati hori hai.

True beauty is like an iceberg, you can only see the tip, but keeps on wondering what more it might be:p
 
desijat said:
Gadaa :o kar diya theek;)
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ARR MUNCHH.....inn-nei bahmman tarre ga aa ke.? Pattdde pei bithhawan ke tnne......Tawwalla dho ke aa jya thobbdde nei kassai.Ha...ha...ha..ha.YO PAKKA MUJJAFFARNAGAR ka paweigga? Ha...ha...ha.
 
devdahiya said:
ARR MUNCHH.....inn-nei bahmman tarre ga aa ke.? Pattdde pei bithhawan ke tnne......Tawwalla dho ke aa jya thobbdde nei kassai.Ha...ha...ha..ha.YO PAKKA MUJJAFFARNAGAR ka paweigga? Ha...ha...ha.
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KAKA maarogge ke hansa hansa ke.............aaj kaki ne khaane mein kimme mila to ni diya tha..........subah ke aade baithe baithe dialogue pe dialogue gaad rahye ho............hahahahahahhahahahaha LOTPOT KILKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
 
desijat said:
Bhai, Lugai to ghoonghat mein hi chokhi laage, aaj kal ki ghani parkati hori hai.

True beauty is like an iceberg, you can only see the tip, but keeps on wondering what more it might be:p
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Ha..ha..ha. Ibb samajh mei aai merre. Ye safedd muchhyan mei ANTEENNA bathha rhya sei......ICEBERK ki TIP KE mha baddan tahin....karr le sabh kyahei nei explore arr pher batta diye humnne bhi akk ke paya uss sussre ICEBERG ke pett mei. Ha...ha..ha.



TERA YU CHUTKULLA HIT HOGYA SEI...IBBE TEI WA RUPI-KESAV -Vikasse AALI MANDDALLI TEI AAIYE NA SEI? Ha...ha...ha.Sahi chhodd diya yu TARBOOJ tnne. ha..ha..ha.
 
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devdahiya said:
Ha..ha..ha. Ibb samajh mei aai merre. Ye safedd muchhyan mei ANTEENNA bathha rhya sei......ICEBERK ki TIP KE mha baddan tahin....karr le sabh kyahei nei explore arr pher batta diye humnne bhi akk ke paya uss sussre ICEBERG ke pett mei. Ha...ha..ha.



TERA YU CHUTKULLA HIT HOGYA SEI...IBBE TEI WA RUPI-KESAV -Vikasse AALI MANDDALLI TEI AAIYE NA SEI? Ha...ha...ha.Sahi chhodd diya yu TARBOOJ tnne. ha..ha..ha.
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Yaa koun si mandali se, aan de, ar mein Baghpat jile ka rahan wala hun, muzzafarnagar kaa naa
 
desijat said:
Yaa koun si mandali se, aan de, ar mein Baghpat jile ka rahan wala hun, muzzafarnagar kaa naa
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AACHHYA....BAGHPAT ka ND sei bhai...........WA manddali aawan nei ho rhi sei...aape intro de dengge tnne.......Ja jib lugg thodda handya khet mei........Apnne ANTTINNE nei panna lya. Ha...ha..ha.
 
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devdahiya said:
AACHHYA....BAGHPAT ka ND sei bhai...........WA manddali aawan nei ho rhi sei...aape intro de dengge tnne.......Ja jib lugg thodda handya khet mei........Apnne aNTTINE nei panna lya. Ha...ha..ha.
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Chal mein kheta mein hand aaun, Waise Gaam CHaprauli hai Jila Bhagpat, ar dilli mein rahun , Amity Noida mein padhai karan lag ra, Koi meri jot ka ho to bataio bhai
 
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Chal mein kheta mein hand aaun, Waise Gaam CHaprauli hai Jila Bhagpat, ar dilli mein rahun , Amity Noida mein padhai karan lag ra, Koi meri jot ka ho to bataio bhai
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TERI Jott ka ke kassai....BULUDHH bujhjhe sei ke...ha..ha..ha..ha. Akk ghullai karre ga....ke mann mei sei....kunssi jott milawaan terri....? Tu tei kassoot sei bhai......Akk tu chhori chahwei sei................Tnne hum saggai aale la liye ke? Ha...ha...ha...ha. Jibbe tei ye muchh dhholli kar rhya sei....Rapiye ka chassaddu deekhkhe sei jammai....ha...ha..ha. Manne dikh gya tha byont...jyahein tein patdde ka jikkar krya tha manne....................ARRE KOE MILLAIYO ISS KASSAI KI JOTT...ha..ha..ha. RUKK jya tnne ibb banyan bathha dengge thoddi haan mei?...yo bighanni sei bhai. ha..ha..ha.
 
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hahahahahha.....ish safed munchya aale Desi Jat ka koi Jodidaar dhund lyo Kakaji aur fer isne Jott dyo kheta mein, buluadh ke peesa aur chara bach jaaga :D :D :D

hahahahahahhahaha@Jott :D :p


Rock on
Jit

devdahiya said:
TEri Jott ka ke kassai....BULUDHH bujhjhe sei ke...ha..ha..ha..ha. Akk ghullai karre ga....ke mann mei sei....kunssi jott milawaan terri....? Tu tei kassoot sei bhai......Akk tu chhori chahwei sei................Tnne hum saggai aale la liye ke? Ha...ha...ha...ha. Jibbe tei ye muchh dhholli kar rhya sei....Rapiye ka chassaddu deekhkhe sei jammai....ha...ha..ha. Manne dikh gya tha byont...jyahein tein patdde ka jikkar krya tha manne....................ARRE KOE MILLAIYO ISS KASSAI KI JOTT...ha..ha..ha. RUKK jya tnne ibb banyan bathha dengge thoddi haan mei?...yo bighanni sei bhai. ha..ha..ha.
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Ho Ho Ho, Maar ge re haans haans ke. Thodi haan saans le lan dyo re...

Dev, Bhai bhot dino mein ya Londi wali baat sunee.. issa lagya jaanu apni susrad mein baitha su...

Vikas, good one. The way it was written was indeed very good. Keep writing in your desi boli... Ar khanh ku ja ria tu ab.....
 
arrr.... yo jit... sari-aan ROCK ON rah sai.........manne te isski theek jott lagge iski gelya....inn donuaa ne hull me jodd do... mharre 2-3 kille bah denge...........
....................................keep it up...........it goin very good conversation here..........

Ram
 
ha....ha.

badiya bhai choudary...........bahut sahi...............thoda lamba tha joke par badiya tha............
par ek baat bata yeh dholi mucha ka ke raaj hai..................
nakli la rahya hai ek safedi aa ri hai sahi mein........
bura mat maniye bhai........
tera sawagat hai jatland pe.............
 
hehe..........

ram6april said:
arrr.... yo jit... sari-aan ROCK ON rah sai.........manne te isski theek jott lagge iski gelya....inn donuaa ne hull me jodd do... mharre 2-3 kille bah denge...........
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haha ........ram ji maarya pindi pee iss jitee ki...........hehe............ek aadhi mhaarii kyaarii bhi bhawa diyoo..............ROCK ON KARR KARR KE...........khi khi.....;);):D:D
 
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le bhai...........thaari bhi sahi .. jitta ke harre sai..........err tu koi halli toh liye...........jo in-ke paachhe punjhad(poonch) pakad ke lagya rah...urrrr ha....haaa urrr..brrrrrrrrrrraa... mere khyal te nue ee kaha kare...........

Ram
 
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