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The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office.

"What is your name?" was the first thing the manager asked the new guy.

"Bobby," the new guy replied.

The manager scowled, "Look, I don't know what kind of a mamby-pamby place you worked at before, but I don't call anyone by their first name.

"It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my employees by their last name only - Smith, Jones, Baker - that's all. I am to be referred to only as Mr. Robertson. Now that we got that straight, what is your last name?"

The new guy sighed and said, "Darling. My name is Bobby Darling."

"Okay, Bobby, the next thing I want to tell you is..."


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A bear and a rabbit are walking through the woods when they come across a golden frog. They think this is an amazing discovery and they are even more amazed when it talks to them. The golden frog admits that he is a magical frog, and doesn’t often meet other residents of the forest, but when he does, he grants them three wishes each.

The bear immediately asks that all the other bears in the forest be female. The frog immediately grants this wish.

The rabbit, after thinking for a while, asks for a crash helmet and one appears, which he places on his head.

The bear is amazed at this, but carries on with his next wish. He asks that all the bears in the neighboring forests be female as well. This wish is also fulfilled.

The rabbit then wishes that he could have a motorcycle. It appears before him, and he climbs on board and starts revving the engine.

The bear cannot believe it. He remarks to the rabbit that he has wasted two wishes. Then, shaking his head, he makes his final wish, “I wish that all the other bears in the world be female as well.”

The frog replies that it has been done and they both turn to the rabbit for his last wish.

The rabbit thinks for a second, then revs up the engine and says, “I wish for the bear to be gay!” and promptly drives off as fast as he can!

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akshaymalik84 said:
hahaha..........yo bandar se.........dono billiya ka gud kha ja ja ga....:D:D
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बाकी कौन से कम हैं, सारे गुथ्थम गुथ्था हो रे सैं, गुड की भेली के पाछै. मन्ने तो अपने गूगल स्टार 'राकेश सहरावत' की वा बात याद आ गी... अक...
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rakeshsehrawat said:
ब्रह्म तेवतिया जी या के बांदरा के बीच में भेली बागा दी आपने ?
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और वा परसांत विद्वान् नै देखो, मेरे बटे का गुड की भेली लेकर इस्सा भाज्या, अक अब ताइं ना थ्याया... दिखेऐ कदे पौंक (लूज़ मोशंस) ना चल ज्याँ.

p.s. : अहाहाहाहा (no offense to anyone)
 
brahmtewatia said:
बाकी कौन से कम हैं, सारे गुथ्थम गुथ्था हो रे सैं, गुड की भेली के पाछै. मन्ने तो अपने गूगल स्टार 'राकेश सहरावत' की वा बात याद आ गी... अक...
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और वा परसांत विद्वान् नै देखो, मेरे बटे का गुड की भेली लेकर इस्सा भाज्या, अक अब ताइं ना थ्याया... दिखेऐ कदे पौंक (लूज़ मोशंस) ना चल ज्याँ.

p.s. : अहाहाहाहा (no offense to anyone)
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Braham bhai sahab!!...kasutta competition chaal rya hai aade to.....par wahi baat kaha karee ne.."Jaat bhelli de de par gaanda na de"...jo aap bhelli to beshaq ulti le lyo.:p...par ya sonia gandhi tai nyarri aur koi na ho sakti!!;)
 
A husband and wife came for counseling after 20 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 20 years they had been married.

She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?"

The husband thought for a moment and replied, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."
 
vivekdh said:
A husband and wife came for counseling after 20 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 20 years they had been married.

She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?"

The husband thought for a moment and replied, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."
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ha ha ha ha ha


heights!!!:D
 
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