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upendersingh said:
हा...हा...हा...यो ठाया धुम्मा. अर वे 2 दाने भी गैल्ला ही तोल देने थे, पर मन्नै लाग्गै वे 2 दाने 2 किलो गेहूं बेचन के बाद आए.
बढ़िया.
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उपेंदर जी, आप ने तो मुझे निराश कर दिया, मैं तो आपको बहुत बड़ा ज्ञानि संमझने लगा था !

... अब देखिये ना, ज़ाहिर है की अगर दो दाने गैल्यां तोल दिए होते, त कहानी क्यूँकर बनती... बेरा ना आदमी का दिमाग भी उलटी बात्यां मैं पहले ज्या है.
 
brahmtewatia said:
उपेंदर जी, आप ने तो मुझे निराश कर दिया, मैं तो आपको बहुत बड़ा ज्ञानि संमझने लगा था !

... अब देखिये ना, ज़ाहिर है की अगर दो दाने गैल्यां तोल दिए होते, त कहानी क्यूँकर बनती... बेरा ना आदमी का दिमाग भी उलटी बात्यां मैं पहले ज्या है.
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भाई कुछ ज्ञान की बात करें हैं, तम बात नहीं करन देत्ते अक सारे एन.आर.आई. उलटे भाज आवेंगे. कुछ हंसन-हुंसन की सोच्चे हैं, तम हसन नहीं देत्ते. अर भाई मेरे को जरूरत ना है अपने आपको ज्ञानी कहलवाने की. अगर मैं हूँ तो फेर चाहे सब मेरे को कुछ भी कहते रहे, मेरे को बुरा ना लगे, और अगर नहीं हूँ तो फेर चाहे सब मेरे को ज्ञानी कहते रहे, मैं मन-ही-मन परेशान हो जाऊँगा. अर कहानी भी वो ही बढ़िया लाग्गे, जिसमें नु ना लाग्गे कि यो कहानी जबरदस्ती गढ़ी गई है. हा...हा...हा...
 
Only for the laugh of Resident Indians !

upendersingh said:
भाई कुछ ज्ञान की बात करें हैं, तम बात नहीं करन देत्ते अक सारे एन.आर.आई. उलटे भाज आवेंगे. कुछ हंसन-हुंसन की सोच्चे हैं, तम हसन नहीं देत्ते. अर भाई मेरे को जरूरत ना है अपने आपको ज्ञानी कहलवाने की. अगर मैं हूँ तो फेर चाहे सब मेरे को कुछ भी कहते रहे, मेरे को बुरा ना लगे, और अगर नहीं हूँ तो फेर चाहे सब मेरे को ज्ञानी कहते रहे, मैं मन-ही-मन परेशान हो जाऊँगा. अर कहानी भी वो ही बढ़िया लाग्गे, जिसमें नु ना लाग्गे कि यो कहानी जबरदस्ती गढ़ी गई है. हा...हा...हा...
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लै भाई उपेंदर नाराज मन्ना होवे... दिस पिकचर इस इसपेसिली फॉर यू.

हांस अर खूब मूधा पड़ पड कै हांस... रोल ऑन द फ्लौर एंड लाफ यौर (@$$)%#) ऑफ !!!

अर देख वा ज्ञान फ्यान की बात नै भूल ज्या... वा ते मन्ने तेरा जी रखन ताईं कही थी... देख कदे फालतू फंड मैं राजी हो ऱ्या हो.

अर देख बुरा मन्ना मानिए, कदै मेरी पुंजड पाड़ बगावै.
 
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Chance to become NRI - VISA by praying to "Hanumaan - The JAT"

this picture was especially captured for the thread "NRI's vs RI's". incidentally, the thread is now lying in the archives of JATland for obvious reasons. RI's were not able to produce a single post of substance and resorted to futile rabble-rousing and cheap gimmicks.

anyway, the discussion is finished... nd please dont start it over again, after seeing this picture.

if i am not mistaken 'neb sarai' village in south delhi on IGNOU road and has balhara' gotra JAT's... anyone from 'neb sarai'?

p.s. : no offense to anyone, the picture here is intended for those who believe in चमत्कार's and आलोकिक शक्ति's and strong desire to go to 'phorain'.
 
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brahmtewatia said:
this picture was especially captured for the thread "NRI's vs RI's". incidentally, the thread is now lying in the archives of JATland for obvious reasons. RI's were not able to produce a single post of substance and resorted to futile rabble-rousing and cheap gimmicks.

anyway, the discussion is finished... nd please dont start it over again, after seeing this picture.

if i am not mistaken 'neb sarai' village in south delhi on IGNOU road and has balhara' gotra JAT's... anyone from 'neb sarai'?

p.s. : no offense to anyone, the picture here is intended for those who believe in चमत्कार's and आलोकिक शक्ति's and strong desire to go to 'phorain'.
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hahahahaha...Chamatkarik Visa..Iski to stamp lagvani padegi..lagta hai world ka visa hai ye.
 
brahmtewatia said:
this picture was especially captured for the thread "NRI's vs RI's". incidentally, the thread is now lying in the archives of JATland for obvious reasons. RI's were not able to produce a single post of substance and resorted to futile rabble-rousing and cheap gimmicks.

anyway, the discussion is finished... nd please dont start it over again, after seeing this picture.

if i am not mistaken 'neb sarai' village in south delhi on IGNOU road and has balhara' gotra JAT's... anyone from 'neb sarai'?

p.s. : no offense to anyone, the picture here is intended for those who believe in चमत्कार's and आलोकिक शक्ति's and strong desire to go to 'phorain'.
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या तीसरी दुनिया के देश में रहने की झल काढो हो के? यहाँ हर क्षेत्र में पहले ही खूब टैलेंट है. इस बोर्ड के साथ एकाध भक्त भी तो दिखा देते. पता लगे धूल ही चढ़ी हांडती हो. यहाँ से जितने लोग विदेश जाएं उतना ही बढ़िया है. पर मन्ने लाग्गे यो बोर्ड अमेरिका और यूरोपियन देशों के वीजा के लिए होगा, ना कि दक्षिण अफ्रीका जैसे बिहार से भी बदतर देश के लिए. हा...हा...हा...
 
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sunillathwal said:
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term.

The answer by one student was so 'profound', that the professor shared it with his colleagues via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'



THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.
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LoL , this one was awesome.
And i was under the illusion that i did a great job when I proved to my Chemistry teacher that entropy of universe(second law?) cannot increase. Actually i was so good at Chemistry ( yeps , my first love!) that i could play with it like anything. At end of the period (after discussing with me for full 45 minutes) , the teacher said that she will read up more and come back to me with explanations that the law is indeed correct and I am wrong :p ( but by that time the purpose of this act was done with , the "music band" folks wanted to practise and they wanted me to attract the attention of teacher and indulge her in discussion so that they can bunk the lecture :D)
 
A Soul Touching Poem

I went to a party Mom,
I remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom,
So I drank soda instead.

I really felt proud inside, Mom,
The way you said I would.
I didn't drink and drive, Mom,
Even though the others said I should.

I know I did the right thing, Mom,
I know you are always right.
Now the party is finally ending, Mom,
As everyone is driving out of sight.

As I got into my car, Mom,
I knew I'd get home in one piece.
Because of the way you raised me,
So responsible and sweet.

I started to drive away, Mom,
But as I pulled out into the road,
The other car didn't see me, Mom,
And hit me like a load.

As I lay there on the pavement, Mom,
I hear the policeman say,
"The other guy is drunk," Mom,
And now I'm the one who will pay.

I'm lying here dying, Mom....!
I wish you could get here soon.
How could this happen to me, Mom?
My life just burst like a balloon.

There is blood all around me, Mom,
And most of it is mine.
I hear the medic say, Mom,
I'll die in a short time.

I just wanted to tell you, Mom,
I swear I didn't drink.
It was the others, Mom.
The others didn't think.

He was probably at the same party as I.
The only difference is, he drank,
And I will die.

Why do people drink, Mom?
It can ruin your whole life.
I'm feeling sharp pains now,
Pains just like a knife.

The guy who hit me is walking, Mom,
And I don't think it's fair.
I'm lying here dying,
And all he can do is stare.

Tell my brother not to cry, Mom,
Tell Daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven, Mom,
Put "GOOD BOY" on my grave.

Someone should have told him, Mom,
Not to drink and drive.
If only they had told him, Mom,
I would still be alive.

I'm becoming very scared.
Please don't cry for me, Mom.
When I needed you,
You were always there.

I have one last question, Mom.
Before I say good bye.
I didn't drink and drive,
So why am I the one to die?

 
Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime....
Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime....
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." 1 is neither composite nor prime"..................Leel -2




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Agar dava chahiyetoh dhundo koi chemist....
Agar dava chahiyetoh dhundo koi chemist....

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My NAME IS KHAN and I AM NOT A TERRORIST......OJUS/Dheeraj/Whatever

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yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak....
yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak....




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Cameraman praful ke saath Upendra Singh AAJ TAK.....:D

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woh mujhe chod ke chali gayi usse pana mein chahun....
woh mujhe chod ke chali gayi usse pana mein chahun....
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ahun ahun ahun
ahun ahun ahun ------VJ

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mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
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ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Rahul babu.....Rakesh to Gandhis

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Akbar ne kharide 3-3 ghode..
Akbar ne kharide 3-3 ghode..
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aja aja dil nichode ....
raat ki matki phode......Mann(JO aaj kal ghudsawar ban rya hai pahlyan wo gajarpak banaya karta)

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mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan...
mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan..
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LIFEBUOY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan.....Deepak and Leel -1(About to become south indians,Anna raskalaaaaaaaaa)
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Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
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BASANTI in kuton ke samne mat nachna.....Pannu (He can even watch Quick Gun Murgan)

PS: This is a copy paste stuff. I did not edit anything here.
 
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