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bhai yaa baat bhot puraani sai jib main RAI ME paddhya karda choothi class main....

te bhai choothi class main saare baalak 3 categories main baant raakhe thhe madam ne L-1 JINNE AACHI ENGLISH AAYA KARDI ,,L-2 OK ENGLISH...AR L-3 KATTI RADDI ENGLISH ME,,,,,:D

TAI BHAI L-3 ki class main madam ne ek din home work de diya ak joining o(oooooo in running hand) letter likh ke lyaana sai ..

te ek dhabbi ghana uut tha mhenswaaliya ....ussne ke krya nyaare nyaare o o o oo o likh ke unke uppar ke phutte te line laa di....hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha:D

te wo te sahi tha jacha jacha laa gyaa line par uske gaam ka tha ek aur parveen mota ....usnne bhi yo style nd laagya aur kar diya bhai nyuee...
ustte wa line seedhi naa khinchi ar aakhir me kaat diyye oooobeech main te......hahahahah:D:D

aagle din raaji hoe gaye te class me .... madam mote ki kaapi dekhta in samajh gi ar ek spaad tha diya uskii pindi pe ...hahahahah
ekke sapad main usne nyu bata di madam wo malik bhi nyuee kar rya sai ........hahahah:D:D:D:D

bhaii bhundde kaate ger ke madam ne donnu .........
aaj bhi aansoo pde hain tap tap haans haans yaad kar ke wa baat.....

nd 4 ur kind information.. i was in L-1.........:p:D
 
ratheetheraist said:
te ek dhabbi ghana uut tha mhenswaaliya ....ussne ke krya nyaare nyaare o o o oo o likh ke unke uppar ke phutte te line laa di....hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha:D
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PHUTTE TE LINE LAA. .....HA HA HA BHAI MHENSWALLIYA SACHEN MHENSWALL KA THA KEEEEEE ....THANKS FOR SHARING SUCH A NICE STUFF RATHEE BHAI ...
 
keshavdahiya said:
hahahaha.....lol:D:D:D:D
baad mein reply karunga iibe haasi na rukti....
marge rathee haas has ke......
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theek bhaaii keshav baad me beshak sunaiye tu apni par nyu bhi bata diye ak tu koonsi main tha dyaaki??????L-1, L-2 AK L-3 MAIN:p

jitendershooda said:
PHUTTE TE LINE LAA. .....HA HA HA BHAI MHENSWALLIYA SACHEN MHENSWALL KA THA KEEEEEE ....THANKS FOR SHARING SUCH A NICE STUFF RATHEE BHAI ...
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HOODA SAAB THNKS 4 APPRECIATING IT MAN:)......... THNKS MAT KAHO PAR IS BAAT KE LIYE..............AISI AISI BAATAAIN KI TE MERE DHORE GATHARRI BANDH RI SAIIIIIIII:D;)

:D:D
 
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Bhai Rathee, School ke kisse yaad dila diye tey ek mere ko bi yaad aa-gya.

Wah English ki nahin, Sanskrit ki class thi. Uss time par do choice thi : key tey subject 'Drawing' le-lyo, ya phir 'Sanskrit'. Mhara Sanskrit ka teacher tha Prem Chand (us-ney haam 'Baaroo" kahya karte) - wo Bhaaprodde gaam ka tha. Woh biggadd balkayan ney khub chhet diya karta mukke mar-mar key - danda kade nah marya karta. Wo Baaroo iss 'Drawing' tein badda chiddya karta.

Ek din wo mhari Sanskrit ki class le rahya tha -saath wale kamre mein drawing class thi par unka teacher nah tha - so ve drawing wale student khoob rolla machaa rahye the.

Baroo us class mein gaya ar bolya: arey rolla kyoon machawo so. Vey sarrey baalak uss tein darr gye. Ek bolya : Sir, yo khaati-ka ghanna rolla machawey sey.

Baroo bolya: "Kit sey rey wo khaati ka? Manney ke uss dhorrey girrgamm ghaddwaani sey!"

Arr pher uss khaati-ke key ghanne-e ghusse marrey!!
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wts girrgamm sir

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Baroo bolya: "Kit sey rey wo khaati ka? Manney ke uss dhorrey girrgamm ghaddwaani sey!"

Arr pher uss khaati-ke key ghanne-e ghusse marrey!!
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sir yo girgamm ke howee saii ?????

hooda saab bataaiyoo zara........:)
 
wahwah

dndeswal said:
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Baroo bolya: "Kit sey rey wo khaati ka? Manney ke uss dhorrey girrgamm ghaddwaani sey!"

Arr pher uss khaati-ke key ghanne-e ghusse marrey!!
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hahaha deswal sir katti sahi rok katya karta...baaroo
:D:D:p..lekin ek baat se........yu khatti ka kyun phanwa diya aapne.......;)

bhai rathee mein to nyu hi khaam kha tha......actualy i entered school in 6th h-2.....;)
geran to manne h-3 mein laag reh the lekin udde nangia madam soor bhar deti to baad mein section badal diya......hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha:D:D:D:D:D
 
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Bhai, wo khaati-ka manney nah phanswaya. Woh tey us-key ek saathi ney (jo 'drawing' ka student tha) phanswa diya tha.

Aur Rathi bhai, Girrgam ki translation: A wooden stand on which a water-pitcher (Matka) or 'kadhaawnni' is kept. Girrgam is generally prepared by a carpenter.

(Yo 'Girrgam' word manney dictionary mey add kar rakhya sey. Par eib 'dictionary' ka kaam dheela sa padd gaya - mere wali thread padh lyo. Nitin jawaab ey nah de rahya. Usney yo dictionary ka page split karna paddega, tabhi ismey aur on-line addition ho-sakein sein.)
 
haha

keshavdahiya said:
hahaha deswal sir katti sahi rok katya karta...baaroo
:D:p..lekin ek baat se........yu khatti ka kyun phanwa diya aapne.......;)

bhai rathee mein to nyu hi khaam kha tha......actualy i entered school in 6th h-2.....;)
geran to manne h-3 mein laag reh the lekin udde nangia madam soor bhar deti to baad mein section badal diya......hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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ok man .......
lo te ek kissa H-2 ka e sunn lyoo

mhaara ek dost tha sandeep dhankhar(now captain in indian army) mere e house me tha kassai......te ek din H-2 MAIN evening prep(evening class) me dhankhar ke bera na ke jee main aai .,,,,wo kursi pe beth gyaa ar aankh meech ke laag gya OM NAMAH SHIVAAE karen,,,,,,, te usne sochi aaj kasuti TAPASAYA kar dyun sun ,,,,,,hahaha:D te bhai usne te aankh meechi ar class ke baallak laag ge uski tapasya bhang karwaan ,,,,ar gaadd diye uske aache aache gurre:D:D penna penna.......hahahah

bhai rolla ghana hogya fer madam ne aa ke wo thaya ar madam ne bhi sudde kasoote aale.......hahahaha:D:D

kya din the we sab
miss my days at rai(golden days of my life)
 
dndeswal said:
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Aur Rathi bhai, Girrgam ki translation: A wooden stand on which a water-pitcher (Matka) or 'kadhaawnni' is kept. Girrgam is generally prepared by a carpenter.

(Yo 'Girrgam' word manney dictionary mey add kar rakhya sey. Par eib 'dictionary' ka kaam dheela sa padd gaya - mere wali thread padh lyo. Nitin jawaab ey nah de rahya. Usney yo dictionary ka page split karna paddega, tabhi ismey aur on-line addition ho-sakein sein.)
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Bhai rathee, Deshwal ji ne poora illustrated detail diya gidgum ka.

Nitin bhai dikhe Biji chal rahe hein ....bhai Deepak Sejwal (moderator)dekhiye bhai isne ...
 
ek aur sunnlyooo

ek be bhai jib 7mi class main thee te inter house competition hoyaa kartaa school main ..............;)......mera surya house tha.......te mhara captain tha RAI SINGH....bhai khagadd tha katii.........

te bhai football inter house main hum junior katthhe kar liye saaree........ar rai singh bolyaa ak cmon buck up ur house team.........ar llaag gyaa rukke marwaan.............buck buck suryaa house.......

te hum 7mi aale te sabmme aage khadee kar raakhee thee...........ar itne rukke maar maar merii ghetiii dukhhann laag gi thi ...........:(.......te manne idea bhadaya.........main sare baalkaan gellyaan bus muh muh hillan laag gyaa r bollyaa kuch nahi.;).......haha............kai baar ho li te rai sing match dekhta dekhta aage aagyaa.........ar usnee meri chalakii note kar liii...............:confused:

bus fer ke tha bolya ....`hey u ..com out......``ar bhaiii .......itna bhundaa kaatya ger kee..........akk aaj bhi yaad aawe sai oo kasaaiiiiii.......hahahahah:D:D:D
 
Ghana badiya tha ....hansi to rukah hi na thi par rokni padi office me
aur ghar ja ke hansungi.
ratheetheraist said:
bhai yaa baat bhot puraani sai jib main RAI ME paddhya karda choothi class main....

te bhai choothi class main saare baalak 3 categories main baant raakhe thhe madam ne L-1 JINNE AACHI ENGLISH AAYA KARDI ,,L-2 OK ENGLISH...AR L-3 KATTI RADDI ENGLISH ME,,,,,:D

TAI BHAI L-3 ki class main madam ne ek din home work de diya ak joining o(oooooo in running hand) letter likh ke lyaana sai ..

te ek dhabbi ghana uut tha mhenswaaliya ....ussne ke krya nyaare nyaare o o o oo o likh ke unke uppar ke phutte te line laa di....hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha:D

te wo te sahi tha jacha jacha laa gyaa line par uske gaam ka tha ek aur parveen mota ....usnne bhi yo style nd laagya aur kar diya bhai nyuee...
ustte wa line seedhi naa khinchi ar aakhir me kaat diyye oooobeech main te......hahahahah:D:D

aagle din raaji hoe gaye te class me .... madam mote ki kaapi dekhta in samajh gi ar ek spaad tha diya uskii pindi pe ...hahahahah
ekke sapad main usne nyu bata di madam wo malik bhi nyuee kar rya sai ........hahahah:D:D:D:D

bhaii bhundde kaate ger ke madam ne donnu .........
aaj bhi aansoo pde hain tap tap haans haans yaad kar ke wa baat.....

nd 4 ur kind information.. i was in L-1.........:p:D
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yu bhi suun lyo bhai

ratheetheraist said:
ek aur information de dyun sun thaamnee.............yo KESHU..........L-3 main thaaa............hahahahaha.................:D:D;)
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hahahahhaa bagaawe kyan te se tu ...mien to aaya hi 6th mein tha, geren to manne h-3 mein the lekin uunhe nyu laagya ki yu thoddi angrezi sikha degga h-2 aalyan ne........;)

baaki hum jib 8th mien the....(mera bhi SURYA house tha)....to mharaa captain tha jitender mann...ghanna ND footballer tha.....er captain bhi tha.
to mahrra soma house gelyan match tha uuss din taddke MANN ne purre house aale sabbre 6 baje pehli attendence mein MURGGE bana diye har nyu bolya aake aaj match mein jisne hooting na ki uus ke ghanne kardde laggenge...........te bhai saanhj ne match shurru hoya er MANN ne soma house ke 3 goal gaad diye first half mein........ghanna sawwd aa gya.
bhai SOMA hoouse aalyan ki ghanni JAL gi. uudde ek kaali khajali kuttii handya kartii SOMA house aala nein uuss kutii tain SURYA house ki LAL t-shirt pehra di har wah kutti chugardde ke haad gi football field mein.
har te bhai mhaare house aalan ne bhi ek THADDA KHAU kutta pakadd ke SOMA house ki PILLI t-shirt pehra di er woh kutta uss kuttike pacche la diya..........hahahahahahhahah:D:D:D:D
killkki......pe killkki......gagu™
er bhai uss t-shirt pe SOMA house ke HOUSE master ka naam likh diya......hahahahhahaah
saanjh ne MANN ne haum saare pakad liye aer 4 ghante tain drill de di.......hahahahahahahahah.......swaad aa gya tha
 
hahaha

keshavdahiya said:
hahahahhaa bagaawe kyan te se tu ...mien to aaya hi 6th mein tha, geren to manne h-3 mein the lekin uunhe nyu laagya ki yu thoddi angrezi sikha degga h-2 aalyan ne........;)

baaki hum jib 8th mien the....(mera bhi SURYA house tha)....to mharaa captain tha jitender mann...ghanna ND footballer tha.....er captain bhi tha.
to mahrra soma house gelyan match tha uuss din taddke MANN ne purre house aale sabbre 6 baje pehli attendence mein MURGGE bana diye har nyu bolya aake aaj match mein jisne hooting na ki uus ke ghanne kardde laggenge...........te bhai saanhj ne match shurru hoya er MANN ne soma house ke 3 goal gaad diye first half mein........ghanna sawwd aa gya.
bhai SOMA hoouse aalyan ki ghanni JAL gi. uudde ek kaali khajali kuttii handya kartii SOMA house aala nein uuss kutii tain SURYA house ki LAL t-shirt pehra di har wah kutti chugardde ke haad gi football field mein.
har te bhai mhaare house aalan ne bhi ek THADDA KHAU kutta pakadd ke SOMA house ki PILLI t-shirt pehra di er woh kutta uss kuttike pacche la diya..........hahahahahahhahah:D:D:D:D
killkki......pe killkki......gagu™
er bhai uss t-shirt pe SOMA house ke HOUSE master ka naam likh diya......hahahahhahaah
saanjh ne MANN ne haum saare pakad liye aer 4 ghante tain drill de di.......hahahahahahahahah.......swaad aa gya tha
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hahahah theek kehwe sai keshu................ya partha thaari shuru kari hod jim hum 12mi main hoe jib taain chaalti rahi thi........ar soma house jo apne aap ne tiger house kehyaa kartaa.......hamesha kutti ne soma house ki t-shirt pehriiii..............hahahahah
 
simple aala question!

ratheetheraist said:
hahahah theek kehwe sai keshu................ya partha thaari shuru kari hod jim hum 12mi main hoe jib taain chaalti rahi thi........ar soma house jo apne aap ne tiger house kehyaa kartaa.......hamesha kutti ne soma house ki t-shirt pehriiii..............hahahahah
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bhai keshu or rathee tham koonse skool me thee?
 
lo bhai ek main sathvi ka kissa jod du

bhai mari class ke balak viram ar kai jane class bunk ker ke gym tod keh er trumpoliam ka naas than lag rahe the teh chokidaar aa gaya.er vo marebate baaj leye udeteh, fair haasn lag rahe the ek aaj to bach gye na to bhude kuta hai. to us time 12 class main tejvir her hoya kerte to bhai un neh vikram bula lia . er bole ek reh tu gym ke kereh tha vo bola bhiya main to aaj admit tha infermary main, vo bola vahey parchi to gyum main mili hai. to bahi vo bhi beri kasoota tha mana nahi.murga bana ke us ke do deye bhai us neh bak di sari list , er bahi us din to unka sood taar diya ar hum B-block main teh dekhan the ar paatan the ar bhai nahi bahen
 
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