joru ka gulam

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kya vivah karne ke baad joru ka gulam hona jarrori hae, ghar basaye rakhne ke liye? ghar ki shaanti rakhne ke liye?
 
vikassingh1 said:
whatever you are smoking my friend, you need to fedex some to me too :D:D
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bhai mere America mein saab milta hae jo aap chaah rahe ho. aak logoon ki kripa see saare sansar ki nashe ki dukan chalte haee.
jab mein America aaunga ho sakta hae aapp airport par mileen too aapke saath beet kar drink lenaa chahunga. waahan drinking ki kya umar hae?
 
achievements of our education is
ek naukri - ek chhokari
aur dono ko bachaye rakhne ke vaste YES BOSS tho bolana
hi padega fir isse gulami kaho ya samjhdaari.....................

chaudharahat ke din gaye bhaiya

Ghalib Vazifa khwaR hoo Do Shah ko duah
Wo din ga’ay k kehtay thay Nukar nahii hooN mein
 
Laalch ya kamjori had say badh jaye to aadmee ko kutta bana deti hai.

Jab insaan khud to kuchh hota nahi or chahta bahut kuchh hai to wo insaan nahi rehta. Isliyea aachchhi gristhi key liyea pahley aapnee taraf dekhna chahiyea or fir jeevan sathi dhondna chahiyea.(khud ka munh langoor jaisa or chahiyea hoor to hanjee to kenee hee padegee)
 
amritkharb said:
bhai mere America mein saab milta hae jo aap chaah rahe ho. aak logoon ki kripa see saare sansar ki nashe ki dukan chalte haee.
jab mein America aaunga ho sakta hae aapp airport par mileen too aapke saath beet kar drink lenaa chahunga. waahan drinking ki kya umar hae?
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Zarroor...21 qualifies you :p

but ooops...looks like u got banned?!
 
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Please dont take it otherwise, but this the fact.

Bhai jee roj sunney ko milta hai khud key raal tapkey hai or chhoriya mein kamee kadhtey dikhey hai, khud kee naukeri ka pata nahi chhori naukeri laagi honee chahiyea and so on. Jab koi aapney say jayada gunwaan, Rupwaan ho to uskee hanjee tey jaruri hai.

"Or agar self respect key sath rehna hai to apney jaise dhond leneey chahiyea ya apney say thodi kam"


rajivsp said:
Kay karen Bhaisahab zamane ka dastoor hi yahi hai
Aksar LANGOOR ke muh mein hi ANGOOR dikhta hai
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par mujhe lagta hai humein jo kuch bhi milta hai
hamare aane se pahle hi fix kar diya jata hai,

jodi sanjog tho aasmaan se ban kar aate hain.
kitne bhi hath pair maar leejiye, jo aane waala hai
aa hi jaayega.

Daane daane pe likha hai khaane waale ka naam
lene waale crore dene waala ek raam

Chahe kitna Amir ho cha kitna Garib
Khaega vo vahi jo hai Uska naseeb
 
hoodarajesh said:
ourat to paaw ki jooti hoti hai .
mard aadmi kabhi gulam nhi banta .
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Who told you that Bhaiya, ye Duniya Hamesha se auraton ke contol
mein rahi hai. Ram ko vanvaas, kaurvo ka nash...........

Ours is a female civilisation and even machines are "she".
Zara apne aas pass aankh khol kar dekho..........
 
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