Madam Excuse me kahe rakhi hai

[guliya]

ek bar jat college me ek jat ne chori pasand aa gayi. Jat ne koshish to bahut ki par bola na paya.
Uska ek dost tha usne jat mei himmat dee aur bola ki "chori ke pas ja excuse me bol aur apne man ki baat bol de"
jat chori ki dhore gaya aur bola "excuse me madam mei aap sei shaadi karna chata hu"
Madam ne bola nahi aur aage chalne lagi.
is par jaat bola" madam excuse me kahe rakhi hai jaogi nahe"

 

[pardeephooda]

gulia sahab chaa gaye ho aap to.
"Excuse me sounds like a RaamBaan".
nice joke. keep it up

 

[puneet]

Rohit sahab, EXCUSE ME, par ya joke to gana suthra sa tha.

 

[guliya]

bhai loga ka pyar hai jo majboor kare sei suthre joke likne tai

 

[rathee]

bhai tanne to kati chaale se paad diye...!!! ghana desi tha yo te....

 

[guliya]

Rathee saab aap to purane khiladi ho is site kei, bus aashirwad chahiye aapka, desi pe desi dalta chalonga

Pradeep Singh Rathee (Apr 08, 2002 03:28 a.m.):
bhai tanne to kati chaale se paad diye...!!! ghana desi tha yo te....

 

[rathee]

bhai aashirwad ke, teri gael te poori jatland.com se....bas rog sa kate ja...!!!

 

[mbsd_4]

excuse me ka mehatev badha diya bhaisaab apne te.

 

[guliya]

aur ghani cheezo ka mehatav badega - dekte jao!!

 

[guliya]

o

 

[indian]

Deswalji,
bilkoooool sahi kaha apne

Manu Balraj Singh Deswal (May 07, 2002 09:07 a.m.):
excuse me ka mehatev badha diya bhaisaab apne te.

 

[akdabas]

HHKPPG...HHKPPG...

 

[sujatadahiya]

Rohit ji ,
yo "EXCUSE ME" tai valentines day pe ghane chorya kay kaam avaiga .

 

[jaatni]

hhkkpg!!!
sujata ji kati sahi baat kahi sai aapne!!!
EXCUSE ME!!!
ha ha ha

 

[shalu11]

i agree with sujata ji .
anyway it was an nd joke really.

 

[satyeshwar]

Hhklp

Bhai,
Is "excuse me" mein ke brake laag rhe sain ke?? hahahaa!! Katti andy tha yo te!
Actually, manne ek isa hi chutkula kuch dina pehle padha, te bhai Rohit tere is original ki yaad aa gi!

That other joke is here:
http://www.jatland.com/forums/showthread.php?t=10708

 

[jitendershooda]

Ha ha ha Bhai theek kahe tha jaat ....Satte bhai theek karya yo purana khod lyaae ...

 

[spdeshwal]

Bhai jitu jat college mein te isse -2 aandi aur kubhaddhi baalak huya karte..

Yaad hogi na jib Noori film ki dhoom thi. aur jat college ke hostel mein-te saam ke tame ladadhu daal pee ke aur khes aud ke sehar ki taraf paidhal chaal padte aur cycle/ iksha mein anti-janti chhoriya-ne dekh ke khes mein muh de kai ruke mate chlya karte noori..noori, par aamna/saama hote hi passine chhutate...

 

[sunitahooda]

Excuse Me Rohit issme excuse me to theekay theek tha par nu batao ak issme ND SAUDA ke tha???? Dekhiyo saare bura mattna maan jayiyo....manne bhi keh rakhi sai.... issey issey tai aaj kaal ke kachi jamat ke balak sunaya karein sain....kyu bhal? wo nyu ak balkan tayi aur kimme chahe Maa-Baap sikhavein chahe na par ye jarur sikhaya karein sain- EXCUSE ME....SORRY....THANK YOU....ANGREJI KA GHANKHARA TOD INN MAIE SAI....

 

[jat-is-jat]

Excuse Me Rohit issme excuse me to theekay theek tha par nu batao ak issme ND SAUDA ke tha???? Dekhiyo saare bura mattna maan jayiyo....manne bhi keh rakhi sai.... issey issey tai aaj kaal ke kachi jamat ke balak sunaya karein sain....kyu bhal? wo nyu ak balkan tayi aur kimme chahe Maa-Baap sikhavein chahe na par ye jarur sikhaya karein sain- EXCUSE ME....SORRY....THANK YOU....ANGREJI KA GHANKHARA TOD INN MAIE SAI....

haam to saare kachi jamat ke saan. tu sai katti pakki jamat ki..
ooooo mahari PAKKI JAMAT ki madam. hahahaha@ pakki jamat tanne konya dikkhe isme ND SOUDA. Jab sare bhaiyan ne yo badia lagya to tere ke isne buddka bhar liya. hahahaha.....buddka......