sunitahooda
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Hmm....ibb bera paatya tu kyu badha rya sai....baalkan nai chaa mai daboo kai chussan tayi....UK ke angrajjan nai bi diye yo idea sa
moochh na hoyi rusk hogey
moochh na hoyi rusk hogey
Mooch.....
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jitendershooda
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Bhai aacha kissa sunaya Satpal ...
Hmm....ibb bera paatya tu kyu badha rya sai....baalkan nai chaa mai daboo kai chussan tayi....UK ke angrajjan nai bi diye yo idea sa
Na hey eeb to bangalore te aae pachey salbhar te lambi na rakhi sein ....
Ek bhai ne jib meri moochyan pe aapatti darj karai te ....Moochyan pe baat yaad aagi ....
1. Ek be ek ke laambi laambi mooch thi ...cycle pe ja tha gaam me ....er cycle kime thodi aave thi chalani ....sikhtad tha ..
Gaam tahi te le aya kukare .. Er sikhtad aadmi tej pelya kare na aati ho jib ...
Mod pe ek tae ja thi ...pher ke tha balance bigad gya er POOOO DEEE cycle taae mein ....
Aaaaareeeee….. JAE ROE ....AANPUTE DHEDH ..... Itni laambi laambi mooch le rahya er cycle chalani na aati .....
Wo bichara aur te ke kahe tha ....bhunda sa muh bana ke .... Nu bolya .....
"REEEEE TAAAAEEEE MOOCHYAN MEIN KE BREAK LAAG RAHI HEIN "
2. Er ek be ek tau ke bhi aachi gabhru gabhru mooch thi ..... Tadkae tadak chah ( tea ) peen lag rahya tha ... Er dhore khat pe uska chota sa pota lot rahya tha… er ron lag rahya bhundi dhalan .... Sare gaam ne kattha karan ne ho rahya ...
Ek ja tha oot sa balak nu bolya tau tene saram nahi aai ekla ekla chah peen lag rhaya.... er yo balak rove ...isne bhi pya de chah ...
Tau bolya bhai ispe ke glass ke muh laya ja hai ....
Wo oot kahe hai ....
"TAU ITNI LAAMBI MOOCH KAD KAAM AVENGI ... CHAH MEIN DABO KE CHOOSA DE NE"
Ha ha
( sorry for those who donot get some deep words of haryanvi, queries are welcome)
Hahahaaaaa
ib bera patta......... yo mooncho ka kissa to bahut puraana hai !!
27 saal ki ho li to aapki munche.........
ke ke seekh gi....... break lagaan, wagerah ke alawaa......... hahahaaaaaYaani ibbe tel paani bhi chaalu!! Shampoo, conditioner ka bhi khayl kariyo fir to chote Sir ji
satpaldalal
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Shweta tel paani to free ka mil jya sai. Aur pahlya to log Janet - Baarat maik jaya karte to 1 mahine ki kasar 1 din mai puri kar aaya karte. Aajkal Janet bhi ready made ho gayi.
Shampoo - conditioner kai to pisse laage.
Sun le rai jeetu ibe yo kharcha bhi aagya sai.
Shampoo - conditioner kai to pisse laage.
Sun le rai jeetu ibe yo kharcha bhi aagya sai.
virendernarwal
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Muh m gandiri....?
Ek ser araj karta hun
Mooche ho to aisi..jinme seron ka gumaar ho
Varna na ho..murge ke paron ki tarah.. ki aadhi idhar.aadhi udhar
Ek ser araj karta hun
Mooche ho to aisi..jinme seron ka gumaar ho
Varna na ho..murge ke paron ki tarah.. ki aadhi idhar.aadhi udhar
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ha ha. saachi bas yo e ek kaam lugayi kara sake hai raaji raaji. issssssssssshhhhhhhh
jitendershooda
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Narwal ji .... yo photu ke aapne rohtak ke MANDEEP studio pe khichva rakhya se ... pache dekhiyo issa sa ho rahya se janu pair ke time pe pooliyan mein aag lag rahi ho ... ha ha
ha ha ha bahut badhiya sher .... pankh ee paad di aapne to ...
jitendershooda
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ha ha ...yo nathulal koon se narwal bhai ... batana jara (fauji style mein boojun sun ...
)ha ha dikhe lumber aa liya se inka eeb .... er wo bhi raji raji ... ha ha ... par yo kaam karvave konya ...kyun usne bera se .... mooch katvae pache aadmi issa ho jya hai janu ... तेथण का बोनट तार राख्या हो ... हा हा हा ....
jitendershooda
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Ramle ... aur te koe karvao chahe na yo kaam par mene thare te savdhan rahena padega ... jidagi mein paheli be dadhi bhi thare kamre pe thare aujaran te ee banai thi mene ... yaad aagya mere ... tum bhakha ke karvaoge kaam kisse din ...
hahahahah.........
hahahahaha Jitu... dekh liye ghana bolyaa naa te ve-ee auzaar pade sain..... jinn-te tanne dhaadi kaati thi....... Mooch bhi udwaa denge..... per main te nu soch ryaa sooo... ak ibke inne bhabhi dhore padwaa dyaan......... arr ooo chothan se muh aaley........ dekhyaa ee naa tethann aalaa......hahahahaha
Ramle ... aur te koe karvao chahe na yo kaam par mene thare te savdhan rahena padega ... jidagi mein paheli be dadhi bhi thare kamre pe thare aujaran te ee banai thi mene ... yaad aagya mere ... tum bhakha ke karvaoge kaam kisse din ...
hahahahaha Jitu... dekh liye ghana bolyaa naa te ve-ee auzaar pade sain..... jinn-te tanne dhaadi kaati thi....... Mooch bhi udwaa denge..... per main te nu soch ryaa sooo... ak ibke inne bhabhi dhore padwaa dyaan......... arr ooo chothan se muh aaley........ dekhyaa ee naa tethann aalaa......hahahahaha
virendernarwal
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पुलियां में आग...?
..रोहतक का मनदीप स्टूडियो ना सही..
..फोटू खिन्च ते आपके रोहतक वाला ने ही राख्या सै...?
(... "ताऊ"... हरविन्द्र मलिक द्वारा)
दिखे खंडके आल्ले फोटू ने देख के घण्यां की पुलियां में आग लाग गी.....?
मार दे ठन्डा पाणी भाई जी...
...?
भाई जितेन्द्र जी..
..रोहतक का मनदीप स्टूडियो ना सही....फोटू खिन्च ते आपके रोहतक वाला ने ही राख्या सै...?(... "ताऊ"... हरविन्द्र मलिक द्वारा)
दिखे खंडके आल्ले फोटू ने देख के घण्यां की पुलियां में आग लाग गी...
..?मार दे ठन्डा पाणी भाई जी...
...?भाई जितेन्द्र जी..
(... "ताऊ"... हरविन्द्र मलिक द्वारा)
दिखे खंडके आल्ले फोटू ने देख के घण्यां की पुलियां में आग लाग गी...
मार दे ठन्डा पाणी भाई जी...
Reee jat bhaeo
thare yoh thread roj padun sun or narwal bhai ji ke style. jitu ki muce and or fer mahra dartedakhel Jit takher fir satpal dalal en sara ki baat or much dekhke me bhi much rakhne ki soch raha hun. thara yoh dhaga ne e chalta raha to mere much rakhvah ke chodega. hahahaha
ebe to sun me muchmundiyah lekin jayda lamba nahi chalan wala.
seema ji upper liyha hai yoh dhaga to ekta kapoor ka serial hi hoga lage se. hahahaha
Re Khaapeter Grewal,
Tu kyun biraan ho rehaa ss kati......tu bhi le aa kimme ND si mooch!!
agar pasand naa aawe to ustara fer liye wapas.....ghar ki hi khetti ss 
lekin mere dhaabi.....mooochan mein Jat kasute suther laage ss.....chahe rakkh ke dekh liye....kade tanne NSG ke Black Cat Commondoes ko dekhya ss ve saare mooch rakha kare hein....aur vo saare kati nd manas laage ss!!
To bhai mere Just Do it n sport a sharp moustache .... or rather Jats do it so go ahead!!!
Rock on
Jit
Tu kyun biraan ho rehaa ss kati......tu bhi le aa kimme ND si mooch!!
agar pasand naa aawe to ustara fer liye wapas.....ghar ki hi khetti ss
lekin mere dhaabi.....mooochan mein Jat kasute suther laage ss.....chahe rakkh ke dekh liye....kade tanne NSG ke Black Cat Commondoes ko dekhya ss ve saare mooch rakha kare hein....aur vo saare kati nd manas laage ss!!
To bhai mere Just Do it n sport a sharp moustache .... or rather Jats do it so go ahead!!!
Rock on
Jit
Re Khaapeter Grewal,
Tu kyun biraan ho rehaa ss kati......tu bhi le aa kimme ND si mooch!!
agar pasand naa aawe to ustara fer liye wapas.....ghar ki hi khetti ss
lekin mere dhaabi.....mooochan mein Jat kasute suther laage ss.....chahe rakkh ke dekh liye....kade tanne NSG ke Black Cat Commondoes ko dekhya ss ve saare mooch rakha kare hein....aur vo saare kati nd manas laage ss!!
To bhai mere Just Do it n sport a sharp moustache .... or rather Jats do it so go ahead!!!
Rock on
Jit
Re Rocky cool jat dhaabi
thik se thoda sa tem de fir dekh me rajasthani mooch rakhta hun kasute lambhi lambhi or kade zhulan ne ji kare to bata dena ek side me latak jana.
ke dooll se tere. apne much ki length bhi kuch badha le .
danke bhai ji milte hai break ke baad
jitendershooda
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भाई जितेन्द्र जी..
(... "ताऊ"... हरविन्द्र मलिक द्वारा)
दिखे खंडके आल्ले फोटू ने देख के घण्यां की पुलियां में आग लाग गी...
मार दे ठन्डा पाणी भाई जी...
ha ha Harvinderr Bhai ne TAU ki upadhi kukar dyo ho virender ji ..... andy photu kheech rakhya se aapka ... wo kahya kare ne ek photu kheechaniye ki ee kalakari se ya to sari .... ha ha aapka yogdan ghat se ... ha ha
Pooli na jalao virender bhai ... pairan ka tem se ... ghane mein ke nukshan ho jyaga ... it just reminded me .... pachle saal ... jind te aage ne ghane ilake mein ke logan ke pair jalge they ... nehar katni padi thi ....
sanjeetsparp
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Bhai mere bhi yaad aagya
Ek baar mere te galti te mooch ketgi thee pehli baar jab main Kurukshetra University main pedhya kerta ....... Ude ek mariyal se ne mera ghena e mejaak uda gera ..... main baat dekhoon tha .. ke kab yo is easy chair pe baithee er kab main is ne uljhaaoon ...... aankh aankya main mere ek moochkate dost galyaan selha hogi ....
eb jisa wo baitha ........ manne te fat de ne uske haath paache ne pakde .. er wo ghena e chatpataya ...... per jib razer single blade aala .. uski mooch pe dhera gya .. thanda hogya .. aaadhi mooch kat ke chhod de ....
Pher hum ne maje aa gye .. uska mejaak udaya gaye ... jo bhi us easy chair pe baith jya usse ki jaawein .......
Thode waar main 7-8 ise e bena diye ... ude university aala naai bhi kehwe ... aaj te kasoot kemaai kerwa rahe hain baalak ....
Raat ne jo bhi claas aala dikkhe uski saaf ..... kuch baharrehya kerte .. ghar te aaya kerte ..... un ne thaan ke mehaare subha subha 3rd gate pe panuchge .. razer le ke .. jo bhi utre class aala use ki aadhi saaf ...
Poori class ki saaf kerdi ...................................
Class main gaye te chhori ... dekh dekh hassiain ................
main bolya .... ke hasso so .. yo saara naas ek aadmi ke hassan pe ho reha hai .... ye thaari bhi jo chaamri chaamri mooch dadhi jaam re hain kaat dyaange ... razer gailyaan e hai ........
pher to 3 din un ne saans nahi paadya.........
Pher nyu e ek be saare ganje kare ................
Ek baar mere te galti te mooch ketgi thee pehli baar jab main Kurukshetra University main pedhya kerta ....... Ude ek mariyal se ne mera ghena e mejaak uda gera ..... main baat dekhoon tha .. ke kab yo is easy chair pe baithee er kab main is ne uljhaaoon ...... aankh aankya main mere ek moochkate dost galyaan selha hogi ....
eb jisa wo baitha ........ manne te fat de ne uske haath paache ne pakde .. er wo ghena e chatpataya ...... per jib razer single blade aala .. uski mooch pe dhera gya .. thanda hogya .. aaadhi mooch kat ke chhod de ....
Pher hum ne maje aa gye .. uska mejaak udaya gaye ... jo bhi us easy chair pe baith jya usse ki jaawein .......
Thode waar main 7-8 ise e bena diye ... ude university aala naai bhi kehwe ... aaj te kasoot kemaai kerwa rahe hain baalak ....
Raat ne jo bhi claas aala dikkhe uski saaf ..... kuch baharrehya kerte .. ghar te aaya kerte ..... un ne thaan ke mehaare subha subha 3rd gate pe panuchge .. razer le ke .. jo bhi utre class aala use ki aadhi saaf ...
Poori class ki saaf kerdi ...................................
Class main gaye te chhori ... dekh dekh hassiain ................
main bolya .... ke hasso so .. yo saara naas ek aadmi ke hassan pe ho reha hai .... ye thaari bhi jo chaamri chaamri mooch dadhi jaam re hain kaat dyaange ... razer gailyaan e hai ........
pher to 3 din un ne saans nahi paadya.........
Pher nyu e ek be saare ganje kare ................
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