छोरा:बाबू इस लुगाई कै पेट मैं के सै? बाबू:तन्ने सारा बेरा सै!!! छोरा:ना बाबू कोन्या बेरा.....माँ की सूँ!! बाबू:इसकै पेट मैं पाणी सै!! छोरा:ओह तेरी!फेर तो बालक डूब के मर ए न जागा!!
नत्थू:यार मेरी घरआली साबत दिन सर पै चढ़ी रह है के करूँ? रलदू:रै मेरली भी नु ए गुस्सा करा करदी पर इब ना करती! नत्थू:इसा के कर दिया भाई तन्नै??? रलदू:मै बोल्या बुढाप्पा मैं सुभा चिडचिडा हो ए जाया करै!
Chhora:Babu car ki chabi de de college m jaunga! Babu:Fer car m jana ke jaruri sai? Chhora:10 lakh ki car m jaunga to hawaa banegi!! Babu:Yo le 50 ka note 50 lakh aali Roadways m jaiye teri hwa k aandhi chaalegi!!!!!
Ek baar Raldhu gaal k bichu beech jaan laag rhya tha to pachhe t ek car aala horm den lagya to Raldhu hataa koni! To car aala bola are side m hole! Raldhu bola kyu ya gaal ke tere baap ki h koni hatu! Car aala bola:Ha sai!! Raldhu bolya to tere baap n kahke gaal chodi krwale pintoo to nu a chalega!!
Aadmi:Beta ghani mithi-goli na khaya kar jaad m kide laag jyange!! Raldhu:Tanne bera hai mera dada 100 saal jiya tha!! Aadmi:Q?wo b mithi-goli khaya karda ke?? Raldhu:Na,wo apne kam t kam rakhya karda!!
Once a Haryanvi was attempting a Maths question paper. The geometrical theorem was to be solved .
The Haryanvi asked another student : Bhai yeh Quadrilateral kya hota hai?
The student said : Bhai five sided figure.
Haryanvi proved the theorem in five minutes.
Now the student remembered that quadrilateral is a four sided figure. He tells Haryanvi about it again.
The Haryanvi replies : Rehan de ab to maine five sided se hi prove kar di
Chhora or chhori hotel mai khana khan chale gaye!! Chhora:Manne tere t ek baat btani sai! Chhori:Ha bol! Chhora:Meri ek or Girl Friend sai! Chhori: Dedh... tanne to daraa a n di thi,manne to sochi tu rapiye na le rha!!