raldhu ki nani

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भाई कती मौज कर राखी से आपने तो ...घने दीना बाद इस्सा सुव्वाद आया ​

 

[jaatdesi]

छोरा:बाबू इस लुगाई कै पेट मैं के सै?
बाबू:तन्ने सारा बेरा सै!!!
छोरा:ना बाबू कोन्या बेरा.....माँ की सूँ!!
बाबू:इसकै पेट मैं पाणी सै!!
छोरा:ओह तेरी!फेर तो बालक डूब के मर ए न जागा!!​

 

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नत्थू:यार मेरी घरआली साबत दिन सर पै चढ़ी रह है के करूँ?
रलदू:रै मेरली भी नु ए गुस्सा करा करदी पर इब ना करती!
नत्थू:इसा के कर दिया भाई तन्नै???
रलदू:मै बोल्या बुढाप्पा मैं सुभा चिडचिडा हो ए जाया करै!

 

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[sachrathee]

:boxing:bhai ghana kaamal joke sain, ek do aur post kar do ne plz...

 

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[rana1]

Bhot Badiya Bha....i Rakesh Ka Sahi Ganda (tabiz) Banwa K Laya S ......Eb Lowee Na Aweeee ........

( Ladki Ka Ghar Se Bhag ker Sadi kerna Kenya Bhuren Hetya Ko Bhadawa Deta ) T Jotsi Banen ki Taal Mariyoo....!!!

 

[jaatdesi]

Chhora:Babu car ki chabi de de college m jaunga!
Babu:Fer car m jana ke jaruri sai?
Chhora:10 lakh ki car m jaunga to hawaa banegi!!
Babu:Yo le 50 ka note 50 lakh aali Roadways m jaiye teri hwa k aandhi chaalegi!!!!!

 

[jaatdesi]

Ek baar Raldhu gaal k bichu beech jaan laag rhya tha to pachhe t ek car aala horm den lagya to Raldhu hataa koni!
To car aala bola are side m hole!
Raldhu bola kyu ya gaal ke tere baap ki h koni hatu!
Car aala bola:Ha sai!!
Raldhu bolya to tere baap n kahke gaal chodi krwale pintoo to nu a chalega!!

 

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Aadmi:Beta ghani mithi-goli na khaya kar jaad m kide laag jyange!!
Raldhu:Tanne bera hai mera dada 100 saal jiya tha!!
Aadmi:Q?wo b mithi-goli khaya karda ke??
Raldhu:Na,wo apne kam t kam rakhya karda!!

 

[jsrana]

Once a Haryanvi was attempting a Maths question paper. The geometrical theorem was to be solved .

The Haryanvi asked another student : Bhai yeh Quadrilateral kya hota hai?
The student said : Bhai five sided figure.

Haryanvi proved the theorem in five minutes.

Now the student remembered that quadrilateral is a four sided figure. He tells Haryanvi about it again.

The Haryanvi replies : Rehan de ab to maine five sided se hi prove kar di

 

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[jaatdesi]

Chhora or chhori hotel mai khana khan chale gaye!!
Chhora:Manne tere t ek baat btani sai!
Chhori:Ha bol!
Chhora:Meri ek or Girl Friend sai!
Chhori: Dedh... tanne to daraa a n di thi,manne to sochi tu rapiye na le rha!!

 

[jaatdesi]

Practical answer by Raldhu in exam...