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urmiladuhan said:
हॉस्टल में सुबह सुबह नहाने के लीये लडकीयों की लाइन लग गयी पर अंदर गयी हुए लडकी काफी देर से नहीं निकली. एक बहार वाली लडकी अंदर वाली लडकी से बोली - नहाने के लीये अंदर भेजा था, बसने के लीये नहीं!
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very nice joke urmila ji..I am impressed with ur sense of humor
 
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked,
"What are the grounds for your divorce?"
She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by."


"No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
"It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded.


"I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?"
"I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents."


He said, "Do you have a real grudge?"
"No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed a grage."


"Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes."


"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"
"Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do."


Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?"
"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can't communicate with me!"
 
TOO SMALL

Wife setting password for her facebook id, wid his husband sitting beside her
She types "BRAIN" as password.
Husband fell off his chair laughing Bcoz

PC replied "TOO SMALL"
 
Titanic - "नौका देले धोका",
three idiots - "तीन ठो बुड़बक",
ghajini - "टकला के बदला",
gladiator - "पहलवान",
silence of the lambs - "बकरियां बोलत नाही",
... Black hawk down - "काली चिड़िया मर गईल",
kungfu panda - "कुंगफू पाण्डे",
mission impossible - "ई न हो पाई बबुआ",
mission impossible 2 - "हम फिर कहत रहीं... ई न हो पाई बबुआ
 
rakeshsehrawat said:
Titanic - "नौका देले धोका",
three idiots - "तीन ठो बुड़बक",
ghajini - "टकला के बदला",
gladiator - "पहलवान",
silence of the lambs - "बकरियां बोलत नाही",
... Black hawk down - "काली चिड़िया मर गईल",
kungfu panda - "कुंगफू पाण्डे",
mission impossible - "ई न हो पाई बबुआ",
mission impossible 2 - "हम फिर कहत रहीं... ई न हो पाई बबुआ
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इह का छापत हो बबुआ |
 
rakeshsehrawat said:
Titanic - "नौका देले धोका",
three idiots - "तीन ठो बुड़बक",
ghajini - "टकला के बदला",
gladiator - "पहलवान",
silence of the lambs - "बकरियां बोलत नाही",
... Black hawk down - "काली चिड़िया मर गईल",
kungfu panda - "कुंगफू पाण्डे",
mission impossible - "ई न हो पाई बबुआ",
mission impossible 2 - "हम फिर कहत रहीं... ई न हो पाई बबुआ
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Michaek Jackson - माई का लाल जयकिसन
 
एक आदमी जिसको एक मछर दिन के टाइम काट रहा था, मछर से: तुम अब दिन मे भी काटना शुरू हो गये?
मछर: क्या करें, घर की हालत कुछ ठीक नहीं है, इसलिये overtime करना पड़ रहा है.
 
एक बार aeroplane और rocket नए Race करने की सोची. Race मे rocket जीत गया. aeroplane नए पुछा की तुम इतनी तेज़ कैसे भागले ते हो. rocket बोला: अगर कोई तुम्हरी निक्कर मे आग लगा दे तोह तुम भागो गए नहीं क्या?
 
atishmohan said:
Urmila Ji......Non Jat Joke ka matlab yo nhi ki kuch bhi chep dyo.

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Aatish jee, there is no need to be sarcastic to get my attention! I have made lots of friends as you can see on my profile page and I have no problem making you a new friend provided you are friendly!!! :) :)
 
urmiladuhan said:
sense of humor shayed kahin bhool toh nahin aayae aap???
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ये सेन्स ऑफ़ हुमर क्या होता है उर्मिला जी
कुछ मेरे जैसो का भी ज्ञान वर्धन करो
आपके जोक्स कत्ती लाजबाब है
 
urmiladuhan said:
Aatish jee, there is no need to be sarcastic to get my attention! I have made lots of friends as you can see on my profile page and I have no problem making you a new friend provided you are friendly!!! :) :)
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Urmila ji, Everyone is friend here..saare JAT hain. Neither I need to get your attention. Nor I am interested. But if you want to imagine something, I cannot stop you! Because this Imagination is yours not mine. Having said that, I have seen you writing Kids jokes! Matlab kuch sense of humor bhi hona chahiye.Baaki its you wish. I just replied what I felt after reading your jokes.

Regards,
 
if u give me 100 young boys I can change the nation,
(IMRAN KHAN)
if u give me 100 young girls i can create another nation,
( IMRAN HASHMI)
 
एक महिला प्रसव के लिए अस्पताल गई।
देरी के कारण उसने गेट पर ही बच्चे को जन्म दे दिया।
डॉक्टर गेट पर आई और बोली : कोई बात नहीं। पहले भी इसी तरह का केस आया था।
उसने तो रास्ते में ही बच्चे को जन्म दे दिया था, हमने संभाल लिया था।
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