anjana_sangwan
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PJ1:
A guy is walking on the beach... and meets a girl heasks..." are you Jo??
she says.... "No",
Again he asks, r u not "JO"
she says "ya" , I am not "JO"
she says " why?"
he starts crying.. and says.. "then I have none in theworld.."
ab bolo kyun???
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'saagar kinaare , dil yeh pukaare ...
tu "JO" nahin to mera koi nahin haiiiii'
PJ2
Waiter : Would you like your coffee black?
Customer : What other colours do you have?
PJ3:
A motorist was driving down the highway and all of a sudden he hit a
sparrow. He pulled over, picked the poor sparrow who was still alive,
but unconscious. He decided to take it home.
When the motorist got home, he put the sparrow in a cage,leaving with it
some
bread and water inside. When the sparrow regained consciousness, it
looked
around and said: "Bars, bread, water...Oh my God!! I have killed the
motorist!!!"
Well thats all i have for now....Apologies toall those who think THIS IS REALLY STUPID.
A guy is walking on the beach... and meets a girl heasks..." are you Jo??
she says.... "No",
Again he asks, r u not "JO"
she says "ya" , I am not "JO"
she says " why?"
he starts crying.. and says.. "then I have none in theworld.."
ab bolo kyun???
scroll down
..
..
.
..
..
..
..
.
..
.
..
..
..
..
because
'saagar kinaare , dil yeh pukaare ...
tu "JO" nahin to mera koi nahin haiiiii'
PJ2
Waiter : Would you like your coffee black?
Customer : What other colours do you have?
PJ3:
A motorist was driving down the highway and all of a sudden he hit a
sparrow. He pulled over, picked the poor sparrow who was still alive,
but unconscious. He decided to take it home.
When the motorist got home, he put the sparrow in a cage,leaving with it
some
bread and water inside. When the sparrow regained consciousness, it
looked
around and said: "Bars, bread, water...Oh my God!! I have killed the
motorist!!!"
Well thats all i have for now....Apologies toall those who think THIS IS REALLY STUPID.