Some more PJs

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PJ1:

A guy is walking on the beach... and meets a girl heasks..." are you Jo??


she says.... "No",

Again he asks, r u not "JO"

she says "ya" , I am not "JO"

she says " why?"

he starts crying.. and says.. "then I have none in theworld.."

ab bolo kyun???

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'saagar kinaare , dil yeh pukaare ...

tu "JO" nahin to mera koi nahin haiiiii'


PJ2

Waiter : Would you like your coffee black?

Customer : What other colours do you have?


PJ3:

A motorist was driving down the highway and all of a sudden he hit a

sparrow. He pulled over, picked the poor sparrow who was still alive,

but unconscious. He decided to take it home.

When the motorist got home, he put the sparrow in a cage,leaving with it

some

bread and water inside. When the sparrow regained consciousness, it

looked

around and said: "Bars, bread, water...Oh my God!! I have killed the

motorist!!!"


Well thats all i have for now....Apologies toall those who think THIS IS REALLY STUPID.
 
Are kamal karte ho Sangwan bhai.....
itne achhe to hain aur phir bhee likh diya "Apologies toall those who think THIS IS REALLY STUPID".....
are bhai jee aur aane do aise-aise....
 
Mr, Jyani,
Sandeep ji k 'sangwan bhai' kahne par aap kyun hanse....???

Wo apnepan se chahe 'bhai' kahein ya 'beta' ya 'gudiya' ya 'chhori'........... unki marzi. matlab to words me chhupe attachment se hai na....... :-)
 
anjana_sangwan said:
Mr, Jyani,
Sandeep ji k 'sangwan bhai' kahne par aap kyun hanse....???

Wo apnepan se chahe 'bhai' kahein ya 'beta' ya 'gudiya' ya 'chhori'........... unki marzi. matlab to words me chhupe attachment se hai na....... :-)

I am sorry I could not see any attachment. Actually, I am not sure if we could send attachments in this forum. If we can then please let me know how.....i m completely unknown to the process.

Thanks n Regards,
Sumit
 
Good Bounser

anjanaji tusi great ho...actually i luaghed at ur joke not on matter of BHAI.but icould not separate matter anyway u r right. i m so sorry.
 
Bhaaaaiiiiiiiiii

sumit,

anjana ki baat ki gambhirta ko samajhne ki kosis karo Bhai.
 
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