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ek gaam ,{h.s.e.b} bijli board aur nasbandhi dept. aalyaan ney preshan kar rakhya thaa.. kadey nasbandhi aaley aa jandey aur kadey bijli board aaley.....bijli board aaley TAU ka bijli ka connection kaat gayey.....tau kasuta choo mein thaaa.....
next day :, nasbandhi aalya ki sarkari jeep aawey theee. Tau ne sochya bijli board aaley aa gayey.... tau kasuta chooo mein aa gaya aur jeep ke aagey aard ke kharya ho gaya aur bolya>>
TAU >>> arey kaal to connection kaat key gayey theyy,, aaj key meter paard key le -jaoo-geyyy:p
 
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bhai Rupendra ur back with a bang!
tera ye joke pad ke to mere current sa lag gaya!
yaar tere joke pad pad kar aisi hansi aati hai kahin heart fail naa ho jaaye aur mein hanst hanste duniya se ruksat ho jaaon ;)

rock on
Jit
 
BAN laagega terre bhi.....:D :D :D


downtoearth said:
ek gaam ,{h.s.e.b} bijli board aur nasbandhi dept. aalyaan ney preshan kar rakhya thaa.. kadey nasbandhi aaley aa jandey aur kadey bijli board aaley.....bijli board aaley TAU ka bijli ka connection kaat gayey.....tau kasuta choo mein thaaa.....
next day :, nasbandhi aalya ki sarkari jeep aawey theee. Tau ne sochya bijli board aaley aa gayey.... tau kasuta chooo mein aa gaya aur jeep ke aagey aard ke kharya ho gaya aur bolya>>
TAU >>> arey kaal to connection kaat key gayey theyy,, aaj key meter paard key le -jaoo-geyyy:p
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hehe

nd-chora said:
BAN laagega terre bhi.....:D :D :D
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hehehhe....but dangi saab it was a true incident in a villege of haryana in 1976 emergency,,when ch bansi lala was c.m of haryana,, govt.employees were forced to undergo sterilisation...

issey -issey time pey Tau ke choo chardna too jaruri thaaa:p
 
"Sagai bi karenge !!

Around 1977, there was Kisan unrest in North India - Wheat price was Rs. 74 per quintal and Kisans were not selling wheat to govt. Agencies - in the month of May-June.

FCI wale truck lekar gaon-gaon mein ghoom rahe the - gehoon (wheat) khareedne ke liya. 3 bori gehoon ke badle 1 cement ka katta bi de rahe the (un dino cement ka bahut black chal raha tha).

Ek Tau bolya: Arrey inko gehoon kati mat dyo. Eib tey ye 3 bori ke badle ek cement ka katta de rahe sein - aagey 10 bori ke badle ek sagaai bi karenghe !!!!!!:)
 
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downtoearth said:
ek gaam ,{h.s.e.b} bijli board aur nasbandhi dept. aalyaan ney preshan kar rakhya thaa.. kadey nasbandhi aaley aa jandey aur kadey bijli board aaley.....bijli board aaley TAU ka bijli ka connection kaat gayey.....tau kasuta choo mein thaaa.....
next day :, nasbandhi aalya ki sarkari jeep aawey theee. Tau ne sochya bijli board aaley aa gayey.... tau kasuta chooo mein aa gaya aur jeep ke aagey aard ke kharya ho gaya aur bolya>>
TAU >>> arey kaal to connection kaat key gayey theyy,, aaj key meter paard key le -jaoo-geyyy:p
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Bhai rupi, teri joke tai kasutai hai. lagta hai phir bane hone kai irdai hai.
yaar BE IN LIMIT.
 
This is the limit..

Now this is the limit.
Administerators should check this.
Such jokes should not be posted here:mad:

Aweful, so many members are appriciating this joke.:D:D
But it was good one Kal mein bhi issa hi post karunga;)
 
Gehlaut saheb,

With due apologies - after all, what is a joke? Only for laughing! I am unable to understand what is wrong in the above joke. Indeed, some people in our villages used to narrate it in quite different and vulgar tone, with traditional 'ashleel' words. But when the same is written or spoken in a polished language, it becomes common for all and hence, not objectionable.

I am myself of the view that there should not be any vulgarity on the site. But, after going through the above text word-by-word, can somebody tell us which portion (or word) of this joke is objectionable? Vulgarity is contained in spoken words only and not really in content. These kind of vulgar words are never used in writing and no dictionary contains these.

The languge of the above joke written by Mr. Sheoran (even though written in Haryanavi) is absolutely clean and there is no vulgar content in it.

I have myself posted jokes on Sardars and some have posted on Chamars, banias etc. Tomorrow they may also object and ask to remove them ! Our own people are posting jokes on Jats themselves - 'Tau' and so on. And everybody is appreciating them.

Is-se achha to is humor forum ko bandh hi kar do !

However, we should object to some threads which our young members (mostly students) are posting now a days - like one on 'Valentine Day', debate on Jatland beauty, 'Tallest Girl in Jatland' etc. (though this does not contain vulgar content). This is not Jat culture and otherwise also, is against traditional Indian social values.
 
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hahaha

aapne dekha nahi deswal ji mein lighter mood mein keh raha tha.
:D:D:D
baki valentine day se kya bair hai aapko.
aur agar koi miss jat type post karta hai to kya hua,
ya phir valentine day manata hai to isme koi burai nahi hai.
After all time is changing.
Pyar karne mein koi burai nahi hai.
 
rupy batch bhai ye saare laag ke tanne kaad ke chodengen.

ek baat aur , eb iss thread pe moderator ke JASOOS bhi aa liye, teri bhi complaint kerengen........batch le batcha jata ho to.

ar mhara bhai keshav .........kadd hatega ban........jee na lagta bhai eb aadde jatland pe.
 
Gehlaut Saheb,

Many thanks. Aap ney red ink mein likha tha, isliye maine to sochya ki aap to ghanne e chhoh mein aa rahe so. Aap ne light mood mey likha tha, so sab theek hai.

Aur jaise aap ne likha hai, in naye chhohron ko bhi likhne do - koi pharak nahin padta. Aapne ek aur jagah likha hai ki members ki tadaad to kam hi hai. Yeh sab bidhak key bhag gaye to naye member kahan se bannegey? So, chalne do. Log-bag aap ko moderators ka jasoos samjhen, ye bhi to achchhi baat nahin. Site theek chal rahi hai. Humor forum ke bina to isme koi swaad nahin rah jayegaa. Aap ka kal wala (Bengali) joke padh kar bhi mazaa aaya.
 
Sheoran Sa'ab,

Joke ka heading daikhte hi mai samjh gya tha ki ander kya hai... idea ho gya tha ki ab kya hone wala hai...

Kya Bansi Lal ne aur ab jhhailo aap :)
 
kasut

:)
sunilchhikara said:
Bhai rupi, teri joke tai kasutai hai. lagta hai phir bane hone kai irdai hai.
yaar BE IN LIMIT.
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chikara bro,>
to swallow a whole ox and to b choked with a tail... good :confused:
bhai joke kasuts bata key suaad bhi le liya aur pher limit bhi dikha di...
saathi, i was banned due to sm activation id.....
Thanx for reminding me to b in limit..dear, im in my limit ...it was not a vulgar joke....i would like to suggest u to enlarge ur sphere and go through the substance...dude just take things as they are...dont make them interesting,up to the taste......

roye.nge dekh kar vo bistar kii har shikan ko
vo haal likh chalaa huu.N karavaT badal badal kar
this sher was uttered by a senior citizen in coffee house.barakhamba road.....wot du say about the shear ?????

vulgar or wot ???
 
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downtoearth said:
:)
chikara bro,>
to swallow a whole ox and to b choked with a tail... good :confused:
bhai joke kasuts bata key suaad bhi le liya aur pher limit bhi dikha di...
saathi, i was banned due to sm activation id.....
Thanx for reminding me to b in limit..dear, im in my limit ...it was not a vulgar joke....i would like to suggest u to enlarge ur sphere and go through the substance...dude just take things as they are...dont make them interesting,up to the taste......

roye.nge dekh kar vo bistar kii har shikan ko
vo haal likh chalaa huu.N karavaT badal badal kar
this sher was uttered by a senior citizen in coffee house.barakhamba road.....wot du say about the shear ?????

vulgar or wot ???
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roye.nge dekh kar vo bistar kii har shikan ko
vo haal likh chalaa huu.N karavaT badal badal kar


rupy re tu samay ki najakat ko samjhta hei........this is really wonderful...ishke upper te ek party hogi baddi waali...LOL
 
jatsrule said:
Now this is the limit.
Administerators should check this.
Such jokes should not be posted here:mad:

Aweful, so many members are appriciating this joke.:D
But it was good one Kal mein bhi issa hi post karunga;)
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arey gehlaut ,,mere bhai,,, tu chashmey to tommy hilfiger ke la rahya sey aur baat tanney raldu aali kar di.......
merey beer,,there are always two meanings of a single word.,,its up to u ,how u take it.......
there is a thin line between vulgarness n decency.......aur bhai tu line key parrlli side kharya hogaya........
come out of ur spat ,dude


dndeswal said:
Gehlaut Saheb,

Many thanks. Aap ney red ink mein likha tha, isliye maine to sochya ki aap to ghanne e chhoh mein aa rahe so. Aap ne light mood mey likha tha, so sab theek hai.

Aur jaise aap ne likha hai, in naye chhohron ko bhi likhne do - koi pharak nahin padta. Aapne ek aur jagah likha hai ki members ki tadaad to kam hi hai. Yeh sab bidhak key bhag gaye to naye member kahan se bannegey? So, chalne do. Log-bag aap ko moderators ka jasoos samjhen, ye bhi to achchhi baat nahin. Site theek chal rahi hai. Humor forum ke bina to isme koi swaad nahin rah jayegaa. Aap ka kal wala (Bengali) joke padh kar bhi mazaa aaya.
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deswal sir ,thanx for making things clear in my absence and being the part of real humor .....



nd-chora said:
roye.nge dekh kar vo bistar kii har shikan ko
vo haal likh chalaa huu.N karavaT badal badal kar


rupy re tu samay ki najakat ko samjhta hei........this is really wonderful...ishke upper te ek party hogi baddi waali...LOL
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dangi saab, itni sod too advani ki bhi koni bharee gayee thee,,,,,{,jab wo pakistan mein jinna ke barey mein keh ke aaya thaa,,,,, } jitni meri bharr di....:mad: :o :D aur party ki too mein baat dekhan laag rahya su;)
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downtoearth said:
arey gehlaut ,,mere bhai,,, tu chashmey to tommy hilfiger ke la rahya sey aur baat tanney raldu aali kar di.......
merey beer,,there are always two meanings of a single word.,,its up to u ,how u take it.......
there is a thin line between vulgarness n decency.......aur bhai tu line key parrlli side kharya hogaya........
come out of ur spat ,dude
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Bhai Sheoran ji yeh "urli parli" ka to pata nahi lekin this is a humor section
iss liye even i was on ligher side of the line, rahi baat mere chasme ki aur raldhu pan ki woh to kuch nahi bera lagta
Kamse kam mein BATEU;) to nahi hun.:D :D
 
jatsrule said:
Bhai Sheoran ji yeh "urli parli" ka to pata nahi lekin this is a humor section
iss liye even i was on ligher side of the line, rahi baat mere chasme ki aur raldhu pan ki woh to kuch nahi bera lagta
Kamse kam mein BATEU;) to nahi hun.:D :D
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arey merey jigri gehlaut,,kasutta jisa legaya tu too point marr -marr kar.........:D arey humor to terey bhiter sidaan laag rahya sey:D?:D
 
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