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Tau went to see "Sholey"

One day Tau went to see Sholey. Veeru was tied up and Gabber said,"Nach Basanti Nach". Veeru screamed," Nahen Basanti..., in Kutto ke saamne mat Nachna".Tau who was watching the movie very curiously exclaimed ," Nachegi Kyuna, Pandra rupiye nu he thora na de rakhe Saien".

Tau Learning English

Once Chautala thought that he should teach english to his father . He started teaching from A for Apple B Bhains etc etc. When he came to M he said M for Mummy or 'Maa'. Proceeding further when W came Tau said ," Yaa kimi Jaani Phchani lage hai".Then he recollected ," HAA, YAA SAI TO CHAUTALA KE MAA PER YAA ULTI KAYUN HOO RAHI SAI".
 
Tau Got a Guest

Tau Got a Guest

One day a guest came to Tau's house at night. Tau thought that he has to prepare food and serve to the guest, so what to do to avoid this at mid-night. He thinks upon a plan. He asked the guest,
Tau:" Ha bahi Roti to Khawega"?
Guest: Haan Tau Roti to khani sain.
Tau: Kitni Roti kha liya kara.
Guest: "Tau Teen".
Tau : "Tu !!! Tu teen roti khawaega, Lagta to nahi.

The guest thought that Tau perhaps cooks heavy Roti So he replied," Tau do Kha lunga."

Tau : Tu !!! Do roti khawaega, Lagta to nahi

The guest again thought Tau's Roti is perhaps too heavy, so replied
," Thik Tau to ek he kha lunga"
Tau: "Rey Mirar, Kyun ek Roti khatar hath sandwawe ga, Sebere ek faltu kha liye"
 
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Good joke

mansi1218 said:
Tau went to see "Sholey"

One day Tau went to see Sholey. Veeru was tied up and Gabber said,"Nach Basanti Nach". Veeru screamed," Nahen Basanti..., in Kutto ke saamne mat Nachna".Tau who was watching the movie very curiously exclaimed ," Nachegi Kyuna, Pandra rupiye nu he thora na de rakhe Saien".

Tau Learning English

Once Chautala thought that he should teach english to his father . He started teaching from A for Apple B Bhains etc etc. When he came to M he said M for Mummy or 'Maa'. Proceeding further when W came Tau said ," Yaa kimi Jaani Phchani lage hai".Then he recollected ," HAA, YAA SAI TO CHAUTALA KE MAA PER YAA ULTI KAYUN HOO RAHI SAI".
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Mansi,

Ghane kasute joke the dono, Keep it up.
 
Tau and Thief~

Tau and Thief

Once a thief broke in to Tau's house and successfully completed his operation. In the morning when tau wake up he went to police station for lodging an FIR.

The policeman asked : "Tau ke Bkhat Tha?"
Tau :" Bhai Bkaht to mada ey tha, taien to yeh rasey ho gaye"

The policeman :" Tau Bajya ke tha"
Tau answered:" Key batau daroga ji, ek lath to mera sir mein bajya tha or ek teri Taei ke ser mein bajya"

Policeman :" Tau ye bata Ghari pey ke bajya tha"
Tau :" Beta, Ghari pey to ek he tikya tha aur wa tut gayi"
 
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thanx!!

Tau on Bus!

Once Tau boarded a buss. Bus was very much crowded. On looking around tau found dirvers seat vacant and quickly grabbed it. After some time the dirver came and asked Tau to vacate the seat. Tau as usual refused to part with the seat.
The driver politely said, "Tau mene Bus chalani sai"
Tau replied," To phir mere sir pe baith ke chalawega, pechay baith ke nahi chalai jati"
The driver said jokingly and politely, " Tau pechay baith ke chalayi to buss pchey jawagi"
Tau answered " Hammn !!, tu manne bewkuf samaj rekhya sai, manne bera sai, bus main to ek ulta gear bhi hoya kere"
 
thanx! :)

Tau on Railway Station

Tau went to station along with his friend. They were talking by the door of the compartment and the train started moving. Tau and his friend ran along with compartment and after a long chase Tau was successful in pushing his friend into the compartment. After the train left the plateform Tau started to cry and laugh hysterically.

Lot of people gather around tau and asked "TAU ROTA KYON SE?"
tau said BEES SAAL KE BAAD DOST SE BECHHORA HO RAHA SE.DUKH KI BAAT HAI NA
People praised tau that in this mechanical age tau still has a soft heart. Then they asked TAU HASSE KYON SE
Tau answered SALA MANNE CHADHAAN
AYA THA,MAINE USKO HE CHADHA DIYA
 
Tau on the Road

Once a Tau was going on the road.A car wala blew horn from behind. Tau looked back asked the driver," Ya sadak ke tere BAAP ki Sai ?"
The dirver replied ,"HAA".
Tau immediately replied ," Apne BAAP se keh de sadak thorii CHOREE karva de ga, Yoo Tau na halley".
 
mansi1218 said:
Tau on the Road

Once a Tau was going on the road.A car wala blew horn from behind. Tau looked back asked the driver," Ya sadak ke tere BAAP ki Sai ?"
The dirver replied ,"HAA".
Tau immediately replied ," Apne BAAP se keh de sadak thorii CHOREE karva de ga, Yoo Tau na halley".
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I think the last line was like that....
Apne baap se kah kar sadak thodi chodi karwa le... yo tau yahan te na hilne wala
 
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