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Ek baar ek baniyan ka err ek jat ka keral ghuman chale gaye.......
subah subah dono ne socha ek ghoom phir ke aawan .....jab ghuman chaal diye thodi si aage gade-luhar aa gaye....un ne socha ek chor hain to weh maaran bhajey...
jat ka to ped pe chad gaya baniyan ka phas gya...us ki tassali te dehi todi......
agle din pher baniyan ka bolya chal ghuman challan..... aage gaye to pher gade luhar aa gaye.....
pher yahe bani jat ka ped pe chad gaya baniyan ka pher phas gya ....
4 din ho gaye yahi kahani hote hote......
rat ne baniya ka bhaj - bhaj ped pe chadn ki koshish kare err sikh gya.....

tadke uth te hi baniya ka poore josh mein ek chal re jat ke ... jat ka bolya rehan de .....woh kit maane tha bolya na chalya ge....jat ko bolya thik hai....
gaye to gade luhar ne to aana e tha ......
wah nyun bani baniya ka ped pe chadna sikh raha tha te bhaj ke chad gya ...err jat ka phas gya......jat ke ne sochi ek le bhai aaj te tut ki dehi....
itne mein unka ka sardar bola arrey niche wale ko to pit te hue 4 din ho gaye aaj upar wale ko utaar ke peeto.........
 
ramitohlan said:
Ek baar ek baniyan ka err ek jat ka keral ghuman chale gaye.......
subah subah dono ne socha ek ghoom phir ke aawan .....jab ghuman chaal diye thodi si aage gade-luhar aa gaye....un ne socha ek chor hain to weh maaran bhajey...
jat ka to ped pe chad gaya baniyan ka phas gya...us ki tassali te dehi todi......
agle din pher baniyan ka bolya chal ghuman challan..... aage gaye to pher gade luhar aa gaye.....
pher yahe bani jat ka ped pe chad gaya baniyan ka pher phas gya ....
4 din ho gaye yahi kahani hote hote......
rat ne baniya ka bhaj - bhaj ped pe chadn ki koshish kare err sikh gya.....

tadke uth te hi baniya ka poore josh mein ek chal re jat ke ... jat ka bolya rehan de .....woh kit maane tha bolya na chalya ge....jat ko bolya thik hai....
gaye to gade luhar ne to aana e tha ......
wah nyun bani baniya ka ped pe chadna sikh raha tha te bhaj ke chad gya ...err jat ka phas gya......jat ke ne sochi ek le bhai aaj te tut ki dehi....
itne mein unka ka sardar bola arrey niche wale ko to pit te hue 4 din ho gaye aaj upar wale ko utaar ke peeto.........
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हा हा हा हा बढ़िया स | पर चोथे दिन जाट रुंख पे चढ़ना कुय्कर भूल ग्या |
 
ramitohlan said:
Ek baar ek baniyan ka err ek jat ka keral ghuman chale gaye.......
subah subah dono ne socha ek ghoom phir ke aawan .....jab ghuman chaal diye thodi si aage gade-luhar aa gaye....un ne socha ek chor hain to weh maaran bhajey...
jat ka to ped pe chad gaya baniyan ka phas gya...us ki tassali te dehi todi......
agle din pher baniyan ka bolya chal ghuman challan..... aage gaye to pher gade luhar aa gaye.....
pher yahe bani jat ka ped pe chad gaya baniyan ka pher phas gya ....
4 din ho gaye yahi kahani hote hote......
rat ne baniya ka bhaj - bhaj ped pe chadn ki koshish kare err sikh gya.....

tadke uth te hi baniya ka poore josh mein ek chal re jat ke ... jat ka bolya rehan de .....woh kit maane tha bolya na chalya ge....jat ko bolya thik hai....
gaye to gade luhar ne to aana e tha ......
wah nyun bani baniya ka ped pe chadna sikh raha tha te bhaj ke chad gya ...err jat ka phas gya......jat ke ne sochi ek le bhai aaj te tut ki dehi....
itne mein unka ka sardar bola arrey niche wale ko to pit te hue 4 din ho gaye aaj upar wale ko utaar ke peeto.........
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bhai ....pahli baat to ya ke ye keral ghuman gaye ,,,,gadiye luhhar to aade bhi pa jya s? ar baniya itna bola na hota jitna tane banaya s ....char din tak ek e jagah pitan khatar javega ge ? pher rahi baat jaat ki to panchme din jaat ka rukh pe chdnaa bulgya... ak ...baniye ne chad k rukh ka kuwwad band kar diya tha ?
baki chutkallla andy tha ,,,,,,killlllllllllllllkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiii
 
kuldeeppunia25 said:
bhai ....pahli baat to ya ke ye keral ghuman gaye ,,,,gadiye luhhar to aade bhi pa jya s? ar baniya itna bola na hota jitna tane banaya s ....char din tak ek e jagah pitan khatar javega ge ? pher rahi baat jaat ki to panchme din jaat ka rukh pe chdnaa bulgya... ak ...baniye ne chad k rukh ka kuwwad band kar diya tha ?
baki chutkallla andy tha ,,,,,,killlllllllllllllkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiii
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Nyu ban sake thee baat Jaat bolya re thamne char din ho liye kad todte aaj usne le lyo bol ke jo ped pe chad ke bach jya hai

Baaki Lekhak gadiye luhara tein kasuta dare hai
Keral mein bera nahi pawe bhi hain ya nahi aade to ghane e hande hain
 
rakeshsehrawat said:
Nyu ban sake thee baat Jaat bolya re thamne char din ho liye kad todte aaj usne le lyo bol ke jo ped pe chad ke bach jya hai

Baaki Lekhak gadiye luhara tein kasuta dare hai
Keral mein bera nahi pawe bhi hain ya nahi aade to ghane e hande hain
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lekhak gadiye luhara ne char baar pashya tha r..... tane bera e ni s........
gadiye luhaar bhi ghuman jare the keral ........ke baat ve ni ja sakde ? ........
 
kuldeeppunia25 said:
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lekhak gadiye luhara ne char baar pashya tha r..... tane bera e ni s........
gadiye luhaar bhi ghuman jare the keral ........ke baat ve ni ja sakde ? ........
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भाई लेखक महाशय पे गलती होगी ,यो केरल कोणी 'करनाल' से| एर इब्ब लेखक महोदय का पेंडा छोड़ द्यो | ना तो यो भाई मुस्किल तें घणे दिना में आया स फेर भाज जा गा |
 
ramitohlan said:
Ek baar ek baniyan ka err ek jat ka keral ghuman chale gaye.......
subah subah dono ne socha ek ghoom phir ke aawan .....jab ghuman chaal diye thodi si aage gade-luhar aa gaye....un ne socha ek chor hain to weh maaran bhajey...
jat ka to ped pe chad gaya baniyan ka phas gya...us ki tassali te dehi todi......
agle din pher baniyan ka bolya chal ghuman challan..... aage gaye to pher gade luhar aa gaye.....
pher yahe bani jat ka ped pe chad gaya baniyan ka pher phas gya ....
4 din ho gaye yahi kahani hote hote......
rat ne baniya ka bhaj - bhaj ped pe chadn ki koshish kare err sikh gya.....

tadke uth te hi baniya ka poore josh mein ek chal re jat ke ... jat ka bolya rehan de .....woh kit maane tha bolya na chalya ge....jat ko bolya thik hai....
gaye to gade luhar ne to aana e tha ......
wah nyun bani baniya ka ped pe chadna sikh raha tha te bhaj ke chad gya ...err jat ka phas gya......jat ke ne sochi ek le bhai aaj te tut ki dehi....
itne mein unka ka sardar bola arrey niche wale ko to pit te hue 4 din ho gaye aaj upar wale ko utaar ke peeto.........
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badhiya .....Ramit Bhai!
suaad sa aa gya!!! laagya rehvo..
 
ramitohlan said:
Ek baar ek baniyan ka err ek jat ka keral ghuman chale gaye.......
subah subah dono ne socha ek ghoom phir ke aawan .....jab ghuman chaal diye thodi si aage gade-luhar aa gaye....un ne socha ek chor hain to weh maaran bhajey...
jat ka to ped pe chad gaya baniyan ka phas gya...us ki tassali te dehi todi......
agle din pher baniyan ka bolya chal ghuman challan..... aage gaye to pher gade luhar aa gaye.....
pher yahe bani jat ka ped pe chad gaya baniyan ka pher phas gya ....
4 din ho gaye yahi kahani hote hote......
rat ne baniya ka bhaj - bhaj ped pe chadn ki koshish kare err sikh gya.....

tadke uth te hi baniya ka poore josh mein ek chal re jat ke ... jat ka bolya rehan de .....woh kit maane tha bolya na chalya ge....jat ko bolya thik hai....
gaye to gade luhar ne to aana e tha ......
wah nyun bani baniya ka ped pe chadna sikh raha tha te bhaj ke chad gya ...err jat ka phas gya......jat ke ne sochi ek le bhai aaj te tut ki dehi....
itne mein unka ka sardar bola arrey niche wale ko to pit te hue 4 din ho gaye aaj upar wale ko utaar ke peeto.........
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बहुत बढ़िया! लागे रहो नु अ :)

Regards,
Urmila.
 
kuldeeppunia25 said:
bhai ....pahli baat to ya ke ye keral ghuman gaye ,,,,gadiye luhhar to aade bhi pa jya s? ar baniya itna bola na hota jitna tane banaya s ....char din tak ek e jagah pitan khatar javega ge ? pher rahi baat jaat ki to panchme din jaat ka rukh pe chdnaa bulgya... ak ...baniye ne chad k rukh ka kuwwad band kar diya tha ?
baki chutkallla andy tha ,,,,,,killlllllllllllllkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiii
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Kuldeep jee - केरल म नारियल के लंबे चद्धन जोगे पेड़ हैं जो ईस joke के लीये ज़रूरी हैं! :)

Regards,
Urmila.
 
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duhan said:
Kuldeep jee - केरल म नारियल के लंबे चद्धन जोगे पेड़ हैं जो ईस joke के लीये ज़रूरी हैं! :)

Regards,
Urmila.

उर्मिला जी बानिये प तो 7 जनम भी न चड्या जा नारिअल पे ........जाट तो प्रक्टिस करके चड ए जागा .................या तो जूठी बात स इस भाई की ............. :p:cool::o बापु के तीन बान्दर.......
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kuldeeppunia25 said:
bhai ....pahli baat to ya ke ye keral ghuman gaye ,,,,gadiye luhhar to aade bhi pa jya s? ar baniya itna bola na hota jitna tane banaya s ....char din tak ek e jagah pitan khatar javega ge ? pher rahi baat jaat ki to panchme din jaat ka rukh pe chdnaa bulgya... ak ...baniye ne chad k rukh ka kuwwad band kar diya tha ?
baki chutkallla andy tha ,,,,,,killlllllllllllllkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiii
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Lekhak ghana kasuta darya rakkha tha gadda luhara ne...killllkiiii
 
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