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rajkharb said:
ha ha ha kaka ji mane fer imajine kar ke dekhya tha...ude aapke dhaabe p nari bheed kathi hori s.. er unki gelyan chhote- chhote kai balak bhi san...ve nyu kanh the ...ek aade mhare manoranjan ke liye to kuchh bhi konya..kaka ji dhaaba badiya chalan khater ude ek "bijo bandri ka ground" chhoriyan khatar er ek sisam ka ped chhoran khater lawa do "kaai-danda "khel lewange.. ha ha ha
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iamgine bahut kare hai tu. ke sulfa mar ke aave se haan haan mae.
 
kaka is seju, rathee er ramu ne dekh lo. na kassutte maaroongi inke main. saari haan chatori kahe ja se. apni bahua ne koi na chatori kave er hum choriyan ke sab tok laye ja hai. ubhran na dete ye manne
 
hohooho

oo tere ki !!!! aur kittt jaggi ibb tu ubhar ke????kimme kasar reh ri hai ke????:confused::eek::p hahaahahaah dharti ka bichala tei tu hi sei arr ibb bhi keh sei ubharan na dete... pizza khagi ke ???:p
 
jitendershooda said:
Bahut badhiya kharab bhai .... wo ek rajasthani bhai kahe tha ne ek bari apni post mein .... nue bola mera fufa aagya tha ek bari ghar ne ... to meri maa ne uske boora bhey di ... mene kahi to maa nue boli ek tera fufa chode usmein te kha liye .... ha ha wo baithe dekhe gaya ... normally jukar tere aale bateu ne :) haha ... yo 2 ka note chodya tha ... nue wo chora baat dekhe gaya ek le tera fuffa chodega boora er khaiye aidi mar mar .... wo dyaki sahmar gya sari ne ... to marya rajasthani ne rooka ..... eee maa tun nue kahe thi ek yo foofa chodde usmein te kha liye yo te sari ne khaa gya .... :D:D
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hahahaha.....thik kahve s bhai huda...rajasthan m ban ja s kai b isi isi...ek mere bhi yaad aagi...ek yo jo mere aala bateu s na :) u utt t sai ...ek b tere aale fufa :) ha ha gelya uski susrad chalya gaya..raat n rotiyan ki gelyan uki sasu n bura bhi dhar diya.....par ek gadbad ja bani unke ghee khatam ho rya tha..doonu us suki bura n a lapetan ka program kar rye the ek lite bhaj gi..uski saasu bijna le aai er unke baal karan laagi..vo chho m bolya...ek thaam le aapne is coolar ne ..ek to bhe nahi raakhi er upar te uddan or laagri s....
 
sejwaldeepak said:
oo tere ki !!!! aur kittt jaggi ibb tu ubhar ke????kimme kasar reh ri hai ke????:confused::eek::p hahaahahaah dharti ka bichala tei tu hi sei arr ibb bhi keh sei ubharan na dete... pizza khagi ke ???:p
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khawa de jab. 100 baata ki 1 baat hai. jale ja nue. nue e khaangi pizza er tu haandiye tashion maarta main na kahvu aur...jhingdi mae rolla e khaan ka hai saara wo kaya kre na "jaisa kaho aan, waisa reve mann". fer ja maare e main ghanna khavu hu "ghanna khavo ann te, badda revega mann".
 
seemasindhu said:
kaka is seju, rathee er ramu ne dekh lo. na kassutte maaroongi inke main. saari haan chatori kahe ja se. apni bahua ne koi na chatori kave er hum choriyan ke sab tok laye ja hai. ubhran na dete ye manne
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Gosh this is funny !

infact the whole thread is !:D

jee saa saa aa gaya padh ke :D manne bhi ek kaam aave sai :D khaan ka :p
jo jo sauda banaoge main chakh chakh ke nyun bata doonga ki kismai ghee kam sai ar kismain cheeni :D:o

Aur kati free service sai meri ! is baat ki koi tankhaa bhi na loon main aap sab logon se :p:D:o:o
 
anilsinghd said:
Gosh this is funny !

infact the whole thread is !:D

jee saa saa aa gaya padh ke :D manne bhi ek kaam aave sai :D khaan ka :p
jo jo sauda banaoge main chakh chakh ke nyun bata doonga ki kismai ghee kam sai ar kismain cheeni :D:o

Aur kati free service sai meri ! is baat ki koi tankhaa bhi na loon main aap sab logon se :p:D:o:o
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meri dhaal ka te tu e aaya hai. chall aappa donu chief-chef bannege. chakkhn ka kaam donua ka. lol
 
seemasindhu said:
meri dhaal ka te tu e aaya hai. chall aappa donu chief-chef bannege. chakkhn ka kaam donua ka. lol
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jee bahut meharbaani aapki :p:D

yeh kun kun sain neeche aale chef ! :D innhai keh do ki le aavain kimai sauda chakhan taain !!! manne tai bhook si laag ri ! :D:o:o
 
anilsinghd said:
jee bahut meharbaani aapki :p:D

yeh kun kun sain neeche aale chef ! :D innhai keh do ki le aavain kimai sauda chakhan taain !!! manne tai bhook si laag ri ! :D:o:o
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Re anil Bhaiji
Ghewar nahi khaya ke
ebe bhukha rahga. pizza khaa ho to bata dena?
me khan lag rah sun adha bach bhi gaya se.
hukam kar baas lol:D
 
pgrewal said:
Re anil Bhaiji
Ghewar nahi khaya ke
ebe bhukha rahga. pizza khaa ho to bata dena?
me khan lag rah sun adha bach bhi gaya se.
hukam kar baas lol:D
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ghevar dhara sai fridge mein :p:D

dekh bhaai nyun mana sochiye ki main tanne jala raha :D:p:o

bas bata raha ki fridge mein ghevar sai
;)


ha ha ha ha ha

waise mujhe pizza pasand nahi , so no issues there !:cool:
 
rajkharb said:
bhai saab ,nyu batao deepak aale dhabe ka sauda lyau ek kaka ji ke dhabe ka....ha ha ha
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teri naukri cancel mahre dhabbe pe. deepak ka dhabba te jibbe na band hona shuru hoga tha jab mera er kaka ka kaka-betti dhaba chalu hua. tu deepak ke ne chalevega mahre hote hueeeeeee. ja tanne te we fuuuii laagi odd suhaali denge hum
 
heeheheh

seemasindhu said:
teri naukri cancel mahre dhabbe pe. deepak ka dhabba te jibbe na band hona shuru hoga tha jab mera er kaka ka kaka-betti dhaba chalu hua. tu deepak ke ne chalevega mahre hote hueeeeeee. ja tanne te we fuuuii laagi odd suhaali denge hum
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hohoho buddy we janet mein paache ne bacchhi oodd ,, bhitarle obare mein katti kun sei mein , tokari ke mhaa katti dharti ke laagi odd,, wehi na.. haaahhah:p:D:rolleyes::eek: .. kkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
 
sejwaldeepak said:
hohoho buddy we janet mein paache ne bacchhi oodd ,, bhitarle obare mein katti kun sei mein , tokari ke mhaa katti dharti ke laagi odd,, wehi na.. haaahhah:p:D:rolleyes::eek: .. kkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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humbe we e. jab halak mae fassenge jib bera laagega issne mahre dhabbe ki publicity kam karvawe tha yo
 
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