NRI vs Resident Indians !!!
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pahlle budka bhar ke khud ko chuddaya jaaye aur fer chilli spray ka istemaal kiya jaaye...haha
upendersingh
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भाई ये स्प्रे वैसे तो लड़कियों के लिए बनाया गया है. मतलब इस स्प्रे को इतना अच्छा और इस्तेमाल करने में इतना आसान माना गया है कि लड़कियां भी इससे अपना बचाव कर सकती हैं. और आप कह रहे हो कि किसी ने कोली भर ली तो क्या करेंगे. यदि आपको कुछ लोग घेर लें और आपको इसे निकालने का मौका न मिले तो आप एक पल के लिए बुरे लोगों को अपने मन की कर लेने दो. मतलब वे गाड़ी या अन्य कीमती सामान छीनते हैं तो छीनने दो. जब वे छीनकर जाने लगें तो इसे निकालो और उन्हें कहो-'भाई साहब एक मिनट.' और फिर इसका प्रयोग कर दो. अगर आपकी तलाशी में ये भी उनके हाथ लग जाए तो वे अमूमन समझ नहीं पाएंगे कि ये क्या है, क्योंकि वे पढ़े-लिखे नहीं होते और अगर ऐसा डर हो तो इसके ऊपर लगा रैपर उतार दो. ऐसे में आप उनसे कहो कि भाईसाहब आप मेरा सब सामान ले चुके हो, इसे मत लो ये मेरी दवाई है. मुझे दमा है या मुझे सांस लेने में तकलीफ होती है. इसे मैं छाती पर स्प्रे करता हूँ. मेरे ख्याल से तो वे इसे वापिस दे देंगे. जैसे ही वे ऐसा करें उनके हाथ से लेकर इसका इस्तेमाल कर दो. अगर वे वापिस न करें तो ये आपकी किस्मत. वैसे इसका इस्तेमाल करने के लिए बहादुरी की भी जरूरत पड़ेगी. अब इन एन.आर.आई. की तरह तो हैं नहीं कि महीने में कई-कई लाख रुपए कमाते हों. हमारी तो भाई गाढ़ी मेहनत की कमाई का लिया हुआ सामान होता है. जब उसे कोई छीनकर ले जाने लगेगा तो दुःख तो होगा ही. वैसे इस स्प्रे को साथ लेकर चलने से मैंने महसूस किया है कि आपका आत्मविश्वास, आपकी ताकत कई गुना बढ़ जाती है. इसके होने पर आपके पास अपने बचाव का कोई विकल्प तो होगा. दिल्ली में मोबाइल, लैपटॉप झपटना तो आजकल बुरे लोगों का प्रिय धंधा बना हुआ है. कुछ दिन पहले पंजाब से एक आदमी 90,000 रुपए लेकर दिल्ली में आया. उसकी भतीजी की शादी थी. बस में 3 -4 लोगों ने जबरदस्ती छीन लिए. ऐसे में इस स्प्रे जैसा कुछ हो तो आदमी को कुछ तो हौसला रहेगा ही. घर में भी बदमाश घुस आएं तो भी ये या ऐसा कोई अन्य सामान बहुत काम की चीज सिद्ध हो सकता है.
upendersingh
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Originally Posted by brahmtewatia
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एक लम्बर का !!!
तेवतिया जी, समझे कुछ? इन भाईसाहब ने तो मेरी पहचान पर ही सवाल खड़ा कर दिया. मतलब मैं हूँ कुछ और, लेकिन यहाँ जाटलैंड पर बना हुआ हूँ कुछ और.
upendersingh
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गूगल सर्च इंजिन में जाकर टाइप करो Transliterate.
फिर इसमें जाकर वहाँ इंग्लिश में टाइप करो. जो भी टाइप करोगे वो अपने आप हिंदी में बन जाएगा. हिंदी शब्द की रोमन में ठीक स्पेलिंग्स आपको आनी चाहिए. वहाँ से मैटर कोपी करके यहाँ पेस्ट कर दो.
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upendersingh
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upendersingh
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जरा अमेरिका और इंग्लैंड की इन खूबियों पर भी गौर फरमाएं :
अमेरिका में गरीबी (Source : Wikipedia) :
Poverty in the United States is cyclical in nature with roughly 13 to 17% living below the federal poverty line at any given point in time, and roughly 40% falling below the poverty line at some point within a 10 year time span. Most Americans (58.5%) will spend at least one year below the poverty line at some point between ages 25 and 75. There remains some controversy over whether the official poverty threshold over- or understates poverty.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poverty_in_the_United_States
इंग्लैंड में बेरोजगारी :
Unemployment totalled 2.46 million during the final quarter of 2009, according to a new Office for National Statistics (ONS) report.
The number of people in the UK who have been unemployed for over 12 months grew by 37,000 during the quarter to reach 663,000, which is the highest increase since the second quarter of 1997.
http://www.retailmoves.com/news/article247.aspx
अमेरिका में गरीबी (Source : Wikipedia) :
Poverty in the United States is cyclical in nature with roughly 13 to 17% living below the federal poverty line at any given point in time, and roughly 40% falling below the poverty line at some point within a 10 year time span. Most Americans (58.5%) will spend at least one year below the poverty line at some point between ages 25 and 75. There remains some controversy over whether the official poverty threshold over- or understates poverty.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poverty_in_the_United_States
इंग्लैंड में बेरोजगारी :
Unemployment totalled 2.46 million during the final quarter of 2009, according to a new Office for National Statistics (ONS) report.
The number of people in the UK who have been unemployed for over 12 months grew by 37,000 during the quarter to reach 663,000, which is the highest increase since the second quarter of 1997.
http://www.retailmoves.com/news/article247.aspx
Your data is correct but are we going to compare our problems with developed countries and defend them?
Now coming to US data, only 13 - 17% of US population is below poverty line and even those who are BPL they are taken care of very well by govt. They are provided food stamps and public housing. So, no one is still going to sleep hungry. Again if you look at the data closely, it is cyclical in nature meaning that if a person is not working for a year or so he will come under the count and hence it is cyclical.
Like we have problems of poverty and unemployment, same way other countries have other problems. They also have corruption, unemployment, poverty. The only difference is in severity. In our case these problems are more severe and hence we need to focus more on these.
Now coming to US data, only 13 - 17% of US population is below poverty line and even those who are BPL they are taken care of very well by govt. They are provided food stamps and public housing. So, no one is still going to sleep hungry. Again if you look at the data closely, it is cyclical in nature meaning that if a person is not working for a year or so he will come under the count and hence it is cyclical.
Like we have problems of poverty and unemployment, same way other countries have other problems. They also have corruption, unemployment, poverty. The only difference is in severity. In our case these problems are more severe and hence we need to focus more on these.
shailendra
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It is not surprising that there could be a whole bunch of misinformed, fixated, frustrated folks that hardly ever bother to read (or more likely ignore) some of the news at home itself and are decidedly more interested in the sleaze details of the western countries (for some mysterious reasons) 
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Well, let me take a shot at rebuttal…….
...The truth is that the poor girl students (or just young girls. Period) in India don’t really need to ape anyone from the west, true!…in fact if anything sometimes they could really do with a lot of help on someone saving their poor souls from these sick (frustrated) men [for example the kinds that fixate on how many women one can sleep with in so and so place!] …yup, they need mjor help to save them from such lecherous, sick bastards that walk around in public in the guise of men, ……or well, teachers in this case!....Here read for yourself what I am talking about:
http://www.thaindian.com/newsportal...ally-exploiting-schoolchildren_100168220.html
Hmmm….then talking further about such type of ‘sicko’ folks, be it men, or even women (mother in this case. read the article below) sometimes….you know it does not take rocket science to know that such sort of individuals have no loyalties, boundaries or could be said to be restricted to a certain sort of culture (if anything certain places make absolutely sure by their legal strictness and policing that such stuff is immediately highlighted, the victim gets enough aid, both mental and physical… with the crime itself getting the maximum, quick penalty…ensuring the next criminal thinks twice before going such route!)….
While in the other less fortunate places there's a chance that crime and the legal aid/enforcement sometimes are not even necessarily working at cross purposes?....Anyways, the point is; sick is just plain sick....and well go ahead read this one too then….
http://www.indianexpress.com/news/60yrold-held-in-mumbai-for-raping-daughter-over-9-yrs/436522/
Lastly,what else…but wait, wouldn’t you say that one can start to see a certain common element (and a sort of a linked thread...the mystery unravels) in this whole business over the fixation about the “west”, “the women”, “the amazing (perceived or not) amount of women in the west that are sexually promiscuous” etc. etc. and maybe those certain frustrated, salivating kind of individuals that may be sitting far away but still somehow not getting over the whole idea for some reason, this fascination for white skin??? (Hmm....you have a point there, Homles!)…… well, here’s why….India Today reporting this time…..
http://indialawyers.wordpress.com/2010/01/22/international-trafficking-on-the-rise/
… Well, let me take a shot at rebuttal…….
...The truth is that the poor girl students (or just young girls. Period) in India don’t really need to ape anyone from the west, true!…in fact if anything sometimes they could really do with a lot of help on someone saving their poor souls from these sick (frustrated) men [for example the kinds that fixate on how many women one can sleep with in so and so place!] …yup, they need mjor help to save them from such lecherous, sick bastards that walk around in public in the guise of men, ……or well, teachers in this case!....Here read for yourself what I am talking about:
http://www.thaindian.com/newsportal...ally-exploiting-schoolchildren_100168220.html
Hmmm….then talking further about such type of ‘sicko’ folks, be it men, or even women (mother in this case. read the article below) sometimes….you know it does not take rocket science to know that such sort of individuals have no loyalties, boundaries or could be said to be restricted to a certain sort of culture (if anything certain places make absolutely sure by their legal strictness and policing that such stuff is immediately highlighted, the victim gets enough aid, both mental and physical… with the crime itself getting the maximum, quick penalty…ensuring the next criminal thinks twice before going such route!)….
While in the other less fortunate places there's a chance that crime and the legal aid/enforcement sometimes are not even necessarily working at cross purposes?....Anyways, the point is; sick is just plain sick....and well go ahead read this one too then….
http://www.indianexpress.com/news/60yrold-held-in-mumbai-for-raping-daughter-over-9-yrs/436522/
Lastly,what else…but wait, wouldn’t you say that one can start to see a certain common element (and a sort of a linked thread...the mystery unravels
) in this whole business over the fixation about the “west”, “the women”, “the amazing (perceived or not) amount of women in the west that are sexually promiscuous” etc. etc. and maybe those certain frustrated, salivating kind of individuals that may be sitting far away but still somehow not getting over the whole idea for some reason, this fascination for white skin??? (Hmm....you have a point there, Homles!)…… well, here’s why….India Today reporting this time…..http://indialawyers.wordpress.com/2010/01/22/international-trafficking-on-the-rise/
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i really do not know from where you are collecting your datas or searches.i have personally never heard of a 10 yr old getting pregnent here.not even a single case in my son's schools.these things happen everywhere .I think everybody still remember the case of the girl from DPS delhi. i think you are googling every odd searches of your weird imagination .
Bhai aap bahut accha likhte ho..Appke lekhan ko dekh kar dill garden garden ho jaata hai..Keep it up..Good on you.
Ritu ji aap bhi poore serious ho rahe ho is matter ke upar...hahhahahaha
China me huyi thi, she was actually 9. She had to deliver through Caesarian operation because her organs (reproductive) weren't developed enough.
hahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahaaaaaa jullammmmmm bighannnnnnnn hahhahahahaaaha. I hardly see any difference between you and Chacha Chaudhary (Diamond comics wala)upendersingh said:
rajkphogat
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Upender ne itni tareef kar di ki you spray to lena hi padega
Vijay bhai apney Deo er perfumes te mada hata ki dhariye, kadey galti te kaakh me maar ley ne spray ne
rajkphogat
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bhai tere vihar bahut badia hotey hain er teri explanations te aur b badia
keep rocking bhai upen,............................
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