Baahman starts shouting in a store...... where is my free gift with
this
oil?
Shopkeeper : there is nothing free with this.
Baahman: it is written CHOLESTROL FREE.
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Bikhari: 50 paise de de maine 3 din se khana nahin khaya hai.
Kanjoos: 10 rupaye dunga, pahele ye bata 50...