ek bar santa train mein safar kar raha tha,ki usne dekha wahan ek netaji bathein hein,netaji ke paas ticketckecker aaya to vo bola mein netaji,to t.c.chupchap vahan se chala gaya,phir netaji khoob sara khaya-piy aur jab koi paise lene aata to vo keh deta mein netaji aur sare haath jor kar chale...