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Bhooton ki mahfil me yoon pariyon ka dera,
Ye kissi ki hai kahani yaa kissa hai tera

Arre re
Tumne ye apna kya haal kar dala
Ek hi sher ko bar bar likh dala

Aur ye kya, likh ke mita bhi dala
Phir bhi humne chor pakad hi dala....:D :eek: ;)

(I know I know this one sucks er meri capacity bhi bas itni–ae hai shayari ki, chalo baaki shayaro ko sun liya jaaye, taking backseat now.. :D ;) ..)
 
Arre re
Tumne ye apna kya haal kar dala
Ek hi sher ko bar bar likh dala

Aur ye kya, likh ke mita bhi dala
Phir bhi humne chor pakad hi dala....:D :eek: ;)

(I know I know this one sucks er meri capacity bhi bas itni–ae hai shayari ki, chalo baaki shayaro ko sun liya jaaye, taking backseat now.. :D ;) ..)



Zara thodi capacity badaoo,
yoon mahfil chod naa jaaoo.


App shayari padiye hum takhliya ho jaate hain,
or zara sapno ke sansaar me kho jaate hain.
 
Mere saamne vaali khidki me eik chaand ka tukda rehta hai...( and yeh sach hai!!)
Afsos yeh hai voh humse kuch ukadaa ukhadaa rehta hai!!

Cheers!!

Shobhit Deshwal



Shobhit, tu nyu karr uss khiddki nei paad de
Arr uss ukhadde mannass ke ek malla jaad de
Pher na tanne khiddakki kehnya dekhan ki jarrurat pdeeggi
Ar wa bhi pher terri rojh sodd si bhreggi


Arr pher tu gaya kariye:


Kunsse bakhat mei,mei uss khiddakki kehnya lakhaya tha
Manne ke berra tha hudde ek bhuttani ka saya tha


Ha...ha...ha.........Kissi kaho bebey Poonam?



" Keep your eyes wide open before marriage and half shut after marriage"
 
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Mein soch raha tha ke ek programme organize kar lete hai aur naam hoga 'EK Sham Jatton Ke Naam'
 
Aaj palak tu band ho ja
khawabo maine unn ki surat to nazar aaye gee
intazar to subah shuru ho jayega
kaam se kaam raat to khushi se kaat jaye gi(meri naa se kade ghane boolo)
 
wah..wah...wah.... kaun kahta hai ki jat sirf ladne me mahir hain....dekhiye dekhiye...gaur se dekhiye...galib se badhkar hain hum log...

hamari maang.... jatland ka naam badal kar kardo Galibland....hihihih...

rimjhim sawan baras raha hai, aur jhule pad gaye hain
aaj to wo bhi ghar se sanwar ke bahar nikal gaye hain
wo geet gaa rahe hain, hum masti me gunguna rahe hain
wo haamri jaban pe aur hum unki jaban pe baith gaye hain..

RK^2
 
wah..wah...wah.... kaun kahta hai ki jat sirf ladne me mahir hain....dekhiye dekhiye...gaur se dekhiye...galib se badhkar hain hum log...

hamari maang.... jatland ka naam badal kar kardo Galibland....hihihih...

rimjhim sawan baras raha hai, aur jhule pad gaye hain
aaj to wo bhi ghar se sanwar ke bahar nikal gaye hain
wo geet gaa rahe hain, hum masti me gunguna rahe hain
wo haamri jaban pe aur hum unki jaban pe baith gaye hain..

RK^2



Kya baat hei Bhai jaan...........Jeebh pei kyun baithh ge ek doosrre ki..aur bhaterri jaghan thi...ha..ha..ha...Bohot khoob.


Mei usski jabban parr baithha wo merri jabban parr baithhe
27 july ko hum ho jayengge Faridabaad mei ikkathhe
Firr mei bathhaun ga ussko appne sirr parr aur wo baithhayengge mujhe apne sirr parr
Tabiyat ho jayegi nihaal arr dil khushi se tarr-battar.
 
wah..wah...wah.... kaun kahta hai ki jat sirf ladne me mahir hain....dekhiye dekhiye...gaur se dekhiye...galib se badhkar hain hum log...

hamari maang.... jatland ka naam badal kar kardo Galibland....hihihih...

rimjhim sawan baras raha hai, aur jhule pad gaye hain
aaj to wo bhi ghar se sanwar ke bahar nikal gaye hain
wo geet gaa rahe hain, hum masti me gunguna rahe hain
wo haamri jaban pe aur hum unki jaban pe baith gaye hain..

RK^2
lol... true!... we really have some talented folks in here!!... how beautiful it is... that we can express somuch.. in so little words!! ... wounder who invented this shero shayari thingy... n how feelings were expressed before that...:)
 
Kya baat hei Bhai jaan...........Jeebh pei kyun baithh ge ek doosrre ki..aur bhaterri jaghan thi...ha..ha..ha...Bohot khoob.


Mei usski jabban parr baithha wo merri jabban parr baithhe
27 july ko hum ho jayengge Faridabaad mei ikkathhe
Firr mei bathhaun ga ussko appne sirr parr aur wo baithhayengge mujhe apne sirr parr
Tabiyat ho jayegi nihaal arr dil khushi se tarr-battar.

hahhaa... arrey mian,

aapki jagah hamare glaas me aur haamri aapke glass me
fir dekhna kiya dubki lagti hai, peete hi ek saans me
dekhne wale dekhnge, gaane wale gayenge
hum tum naachenge milkar, ghar ke saamne ghaas me....

wah wah wah... aur ghar ke saamne wali sadak ka naam bhi Mirza Ghalib Road hai bhai jaan.....

RK^2
 
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hahhaa... arrey mina,

aapki jagan hamare glaas me aur haamri aapke glass me
fir dekhna kiya dubki lagti hai, peete hi ek saans me
dekhne wale dekhnge, gaane wale gayenge
hum tum naachenge milkar, ghar ke saamne ghaas me....

wah wah wah... aur ghar ke saamne wali sadak ka naam bhi Mirza Ghalib Road hai bhai jaan.....

RK^2



Uss Mirzze Ghalib road nei hum todd dyangge naach kei
Darru peewan ge sarre mil kei,bottal pe bottal kheench kei
Chhota sa ek johadd[swim pool] bhi sei ussmei marran ge gotte
Arr humnei sabh dekheingge dada arr potte.
 
Coollllllllll

Agar sabhi isi terah sei..pyar mohobbat sei. batein karein to yahan kitna sakun ho jaye....

ek main bhi likh dun...

larajtei honth tere, chera gulab sa, zulfon se aaj tapak raha pani hai.
ye rang mere pyar ka hai ya fir barsaat ki mehrabani hai.:)
 
Humne to kabhi ek aarazoo mangi thi
Aaj jeene ke kai sahaare ho gaye
Kal tak jinko jaante bhi nahin the
Aab woh humen jaan se pyare ho gaye
 
.

Wo nadiya nahi thi aansu the mere,
jis par wo kashti chalate rahe,
manzil mile unhe ye dua thi
meri isliye hum aansu bahate rahe
 
Wo nadiya nahi thi aansu the mere,
jis par wo kashti chalate rahe,
manzil mile unhe ye dua thi
meri isliye hum aansu bahate rahe

Khuda kare, hindustan ke sab aasiq aap jaise hon
sukha jab gire, wo sab asqon ke dayaya bahayen
kasti wale duayen denge aapko manzil pe jaane ki
aur huma dua denge, janab kheto me bahar aane ki

hihihih....

RK^2
 
Khuda kare, hindustan ke sab aasiq aap jaise hon
sukha jab gire, wo sab asqon ke dayaya bahayen
kasti wale duayen denge aapko manzil pe jaane ki
aur huma dua denge, janab kheto me bahar aane ki

hihihih....

RK^2


Sir he is writing such a good shayari with emotions and you are making fun of it....hahahahaha.....lakin aapne bhi interesting kavita likhi hai:D :D
 
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Sir he is writing such a good shayari with emotions and you are making fun of it....hahahahaha.....lakin aapne bhi interesting kavita likhi hai:D :D

hahhaa... enn asiqon ki taang kheenchne ka alag hi maja hai Neelam ji...warna pata nahi yen ke likh den...hahaha..kabhi chand ki bat karen lagge to kabhi asqon ki nadiyon ki...hum enhe yun kahan ke bhai, ke saare tum mallah ki choree te hi isq karo ho jo uski kashti ki itnee fikar hai...arrey bhai thora sa isq kisaan ki betti te bhi karlo...bechare ke khet me paani aa jaya karegaa....wo bhi dua dega tum aasiqon ne....hihiihh.. ..just kidding..

RK^2
 
hahhaa... enn asiqon ki taang kheenchne ka alag hi maja hai Neelam ji...warna pata nahi yen ke likh den...hahaha..kabhi chand ki bat karen lagge to kabhi asqon ki nadiyon ki...hum enhe yun kahan ke bhai, ke saare tum mallah ki choree te hi isq karo ho jo uski kashti ki itnee fikar hai...arrey bhai thora sa isq kisaan ki betti te bhi karlo...bechare ke khet me paani aa jaya karegaa....wo bhi dua dega tum aasiqon ne....hihiihh.. ..just kidding..

RK^2



hahahahahahahaha.....you are very funny.....these funny shayaris make me laugh a lot....good....keep it up!!
 
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