Bachao, Bachao...Sonali ko Bachao

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Baat tae teri ekdam jama sahi sae. Leelu,
tu maran nae ho ra ho err ghana bada zamindar ho tae tu bhi apney statements
bhej dena.... :-D

Shakti Singh (Sep 08, 2004 12:05 p.m.):
Tu nu kukar ke sake se ke leelu dhore peesa nahin se..ke bera leelu bhi koi bada zamidar ho..ke bera paatey se aajkal..kisi ka koi bharosa nahin..yade net pe to koi bhi kime e
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Saala baap bhi toh apun ka he hai na ! Beti
Sher toh baap sava sher ! :-D

Err ibe khel khatam kit hoya sae. I'm just
warming up yaar ! Yahan Jatland pe ko muqabla na milta issliye thorre si rusty
ho ge thee. Lekin fikar na kar. Sherni sikar
karna na bhoola karti.

Ibbe tae 3 hafte aur sain. Sab ne line pe la doongi. As always, Sonali will come out tops
and get what she wants. Nuh socch le, likh diya tae ho gaya.


Jatin Singh (Sep 08, 2004 08:09 p.m.):
Whorrup Mami! Ke baat ho gayee ibbe te mahina bhi konya hoya bhoode bhoodia ne aaye aur tere chakke chooda diye tu te keh
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Yeh Leelu kit mar ga !
Munnae seeti bajayee err eb tahin pucchad
hilanta-hilanta bhaaja na aaya !
Key chaala paata ?

Leelu roos ra sae kay ? Naaraz tae na sae !
(sob...sob)

Baavle main tae nueh kicchun thi tunnae.
Munnae tae tu theek laagae sae.

(Yeah, right ! :-D )
 
Yaar Sonali,
This again shows your rarified and extalted view.......

Yeh Leelu kit mar ga !
Munnae seeti bajayee err eb tahin pucchad
hilanta-hilanta bhaaja na aaya !
Key chaala paata ?

Leelu roos ra sae kay ? Naaraz tae na sae !
(sob...sob)


You said that you don't have any ghamand of your beauty...... rather you have some complex...... am I right??? And, this is not a good way of living with trancendence on account of beauty..... There are many other fields you can glorify, for instance you are into a rare proffession of law and that too out there in the USA, and above all you are a JATni... etc.etc.
But, please if I can give a friendly advice.... spare yourself from being a part of this atrocious way of life, and feel the diffrence... in being just a human..
enjoy..
 
Arre mian, tum toh mujhe koi satiji/nun bana
kar he chodoge.... :-)

shobhit Deshwal (Sep 09, 2004 01:40 a.m.):
But, please if I can give a friendly advice.... spare yourself from being a part of this atrocious way of life, and feel the diffrence... in being just a human..
enjoy..
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Maine aisa kab kaha ki Nun ban ja... main to kahun hoon ki jitni masti le sake le zindgi ki..... bera na pher kad time mile... par eik baat dhyan rakh ke ki eik kahawat hai..
Achhi soorat vale saare patthar dil hote hain... and as far as i understand you are not that kinda person... so why be in that elite group of beautyful people when you can really earn more respect and affection in the group of common men...
 
Sonali Singh (Sep 08, 2004 11:21 p.m.):
Yahan Jatland pe ko muqabla na milta issliye thorre si rusty ho ge thee.
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Makha Tai!..kise beham main na rahiye..aade jatland pe ise ise oot baithe se..teri isee maati peet denge ke tu apne sar pe jooti dhar ke bhaajti deekhegi...aade saara beham likad jagya tera..
 
Sonali...ek aur kahawat to suni hogi...
"Kaani ke byah mein so jokho" (There are more than hundred problem in the marriage of One eyed Sonali.)

I think yeh kahawat bhee tum jaisi ladki ke liye bani hogi...:-))
 
Bera na shakti...munnae tae weh oot ib tahin na deekhey. Keet luk re sain ?

Tere jo oot dikhan sae wey isse sain jab unki
huva likad ja sae tae ma-bahan ki gaalian or
maran pitan ki dhamikan tae aage unhe kucch
kehna na aanta. Un ootan ki baat karan laag ra sae ke ?


Shakti Singh (Sep 09, 2004 06:16 a.m.):

Makha Tai!..kise beham main na rahiye..aade jatland pe ise ise oot baithe se..teri isee maati peet denge ke tu apne sar pe jooti dhar ke bhaajti deekhegi...aade saara beham likad jagya tera..
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Didn't get it.

Anyways, as they "Kucch Loh Khota,
err Kucch Luhar khota."

Navin Farswal (Sep 09, 2004 06:42 a.m.):
Sonali...ek aur kahawat to suni hogi...
"Kaani ke byah mein so jokho" (There are more than hundred problem in the marriage of One eyed Sonali.)

I think yeh kahawat bhee tum jaisi ladki ke liye bani hogi...:-))
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Sonali Singh (Sep 09, 2004 10:22 a.m.):
Bera na shakti...munnae tae weh oot ib tahin na deekhey. Keet luk re sain ?

Tere jo oot dikhan sae wey isse sain jab unki
huva likad ja sae tae ma-bahan ki gaalian or
maran pitan ki dhamikan tae aage unhe kucch
kehna na aanta. Un ootan ki baat karan laag ra sae ke ?
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Tai, tanne eeb tee asli oot mile nahin se..eeb tee to tu naane naane balka hee hawa likadti rahi se..jad koi master oot takar ja ga na..tu bhaaji bhaaji handegi..
 
Tum eh apni mati palit karan lag re so...munnae tae issa kucch na kaha.... :-D

Na baska tae logout kar ja... mere
tae reham kyun mangan lag ra ae.... :-D

Dekhan lag ri sun apne Jatan mein
kitne maharathi chorre sain. Mere bhude ne bhi
nueh sai ki Jaat ka chorra dhoondna sae. Eeb
tahin apni takkar ka tae munnae ko pa na liya
(even after taking away the money equation).

Sab jab eh phis bol jan sae.

shobhit Deshwal (Sep 09, 2004 08:08 a.m.):
sonali itni maati palit hogi ib to maan jaa
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Milenge tae batoongi na, Mandeep Ji. Luke-luke
hande jaange tae mein key karoon.

Tu apne aap ne eh dekh le. Do char post mein
eh munnae tu "Tai" "Tai" karan pe la diya.
Tu bhi dekh liya.

Iss tae aage kucch aa sae ya na ? Munnae tae
teri leelu aali haalat kar di do char
postan men. :-D


Shakti Singh (Sep 09, 2004 10:31 a.m.):
Tai, tanne eeb tee asli oot mile nahin se..eeb tee to tu naane naane balka hee hawa likadti rahi se..jad koi master oot takar ja ga na..tu bhaaji bhaaji handegi..
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Saachi tai!..tu to ghani shyani likdi...jyante to main tanne tai kahoon tha...baatan te to tu manne 50 kee khasiyepaad boodhi lage se..aadey chhoran ke chakkar main aa rahi se ke...eeb tayi tera byah na hoya..jyan te isee khijee khijee haande se...isa bhi ke julam hoya..jo tanne eeb tayi koi husband na paaya..ek be haryane ka chakkar la de..koi na koi tau phans ee jaaga..pher uske gelan khasiye paad liye..aade jatland aalan ka kyante jeena doobar kar rakhya se..
Sonali Singh (Sep 09, 2004 10:40 a.m.):
Milenge tae batoongi na, Mandeep Ji. Luke-luke
hande jaange tae mein key karoon.

Tu apne aap ne eh dekh le. Do char post mein
eh munnae tu "Tai" "Tai" karan pe la diya.
Tu bhi dekh liya.

Iss tae aage kucch aa sae ya na ? Munnae tae
teri leelu aali haalat kar di do char
postan men. :-D
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:-D

Phir woh eh baat! Tu ude chali ja tae nu ho jaga, ude nu paa jaga, nu ho jaga!

Kammae baat na hoye ya tae.

Ude tae na likad ke aa ri sun ! Tu tae shehar
tae aa ra hoga, men tae gaman mein
laamni kar kae aa ri sun.

Tu nu bata yahde key sae !

Maidan men uttar li sun. Tunnae appne leetar haath men tha ke bhajna ho tae bhaj le.

Shakti Singh (Sep 09, 2004 11:00 a.m.):
aade jatland aalan ka kyante jeena doobar kar rakhya se..
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Tai..baat sun...je tu laamni kar ke aa rahi se to haam bhi bharotte tha ke aa rahe sa...isee e laamni karan aali hoti to kyante tere ma babu tanne ghar te bahar kaadthe...tu kise mehnati gele bhaaj ke to nahin ja rahi..laagey se tere ma babu tanne dhoondte dhoondte ode pahunch ge..hmmm..jyante bhaji bhaji haande se..eeb to tai ke aache mogre dhare jaange..

Sonali Singh (Sep 09, 2004 11:08 a.m.):
men tae gaman mein laamni kar kae aa ri sun.
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Ha ha ha... :-D
Dekhi jaagi. Maugran ne bhi dekh loongi yaar.

Aur yeh kiss kitab mein likh rakha sae ki laamni karan aali videshan mein pad likh na sakti ?
Humble roots, beautiful face, sharp mind, courage aplenty...dooniyan meri moothi mein !

(And in case you are thinking that I am bluffing
about the laamni...well I'm not. Been there.
Done that! Gosey bhi paath rakhain sain.
Bhorate (okay, light ones) bhi dho rakain sain),
garah ka choola bhi bana rakha sae,
...the whole works...no kidding !).

Aur kade eeb bhi desh jaan sun, tae yo sab
eeb bhi kar loon sun...Padai likayee eeb tahin tae mere sar mein chadi na sae. Aage ke bera na.

Shakti Singh (Sep 09, 2004 11:16 a.m.):
Tai..baat sun...je tu laamni kar ke aa rahi se to haam bhi bharotte tha ke aa rahe sa...isee e laamni karan aali hoti to kyante tere ma babu tanne ghar te bahar kaadthe...tu kise mehnati gele bhaaj ke to nahin ja rahi..laagey se tere ma babu tanne dhoondte dhoondte ode pahunch ge..hmmm..jyante bhaji bhaji haande se..eeb to tai ke aache mogre dhare jaange..

Sonali Singh (Sep 09, 2004 11:08 a.m.):
men tae gaman mein laamni kar kae aa ri sun.
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