Her Diary & His Diary!!

[dkumars]

very well said...now please proceed further into the thread...
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Her diary :
Wat do u mean by cuming home half drunk
His diary :
[FONT=&quot]It's not my fault...I ran out of money. :rock[/FONT]

huhuhahhahahhaa
arrai bhai saahb yo ti katti jitte tai bhi khatrnaak tha ... marr gyaa haas haas ke... hahahhaha.. katti pett patan nai ho rehya hai ... hahahaha:rock

 

[dkumars]

Good joke Jit! Funny but true...

Well who needs justification for a joke..read ..enjoy ...laugh and forget...

trueeeeee

but sometimes jokes become more serious than even serious talks... an force u to stress ur grey cells.

 

[dkumars]

Devender ji.....

It was for Jit ji...plz dont get confused.....

Ohhkk thanks Meenu ji

 

[ritu]

her diary shows how blessed she is with the virtue of expression and how she penned down all her insecurities,fear,love and realization of her own mistakes.
his diary shows his egoistic behaviour,inabilty to express the truth to his own diary forget about the woman in his life.he told half truth to his diary half lie.truth was he was upset,lie was because of cricket

 

[spdeshwal]

छी: जीते तने ते उसकी(his) डायरी पड़ा के काह्नी का टायर सा बठा दिया .... .......
कहानी ऐसे ही थोड़े खत्म होती है , अभी तो वो उसके मोबाइल का संदेश देखेगी !
डायरी तो झूठ को सच और सच को झूठ बनाने के लिए ही लिखी जाती हैं

अगर डायरी में लिखी सारी बातें सच होती हों, तो भाई तेरी डायरी में लिखे उन रेसोलुशन्स का क्या ?

१ तारीख से बियर पीनी छोड़ दूंगा
इस साल के आख़िर तक अच्छी सी लड़की देख के शादी कर ल्युन्गा इत्यादी

फेर इस ने देख कभी तेरी मेज की झाड़ पोछ करती माँ की नजर पड़ जायगी
तब बेचारी न्यू पड़ कै राजी होज्यगी , चल्लो म्हारे बावले ने भी किम अकल आगि !
सचाई ...हा हा
आर फेर जय व तेरी ओरकुट फोर्कुत अर्र वो माय स्पेस ....की लिस्ट देखके के बीते उस बेचारी पे,के हाल हो बता ?






cheers!

 

[vivekdh]

Itna sanatta kyu hai bhai........ bolo ,bahas karro jab tak ye topic diary se hat ke ladka ladki fher husband wife sarre relation cover naa ker le tab tak lagge raho

 

[cooljat]

Bhaisaab u left me speechless !! ...

छी: जीते तने ते उसकी(his) डायरी पड़ा के काह्नी का टायर सा बठा दिया .... .......
कहानी ऐसे ही थोड़े खत्म होती है , अभी तो वो उसके मोबाइल का संदेश देखेगी !
डायरी तो झूठ को सच और सच को झूठ बनाने के लिए ही लिखी जाती हैं

अगर डायरी में लिखी सारी बातें सच होती हों, तो भाई तेरी डायरी में लिखे उन रेसोलुशन्स का क्या ?

१ तारीख से बियर पीनी छोड़ दूंगा
इस साल के आख़िर तक अच्छी सी लड़की देख के शादी कर ल्युन्गा इत्यादी

फेर इस ने देख कभी तेरी मेज की झाड़ पोछ करती माँ की नजर पड़ जायगी
तब बेचारी न्यू पड़ कै राजी होज्यगी , चल्लो म्हारे बावले ने भी किम अकल आगि !
सचाई ...हा हा
आर फेर जय व तेरी ओरकुट फोर्कुत अर्र वो माय स्पेस ....की लिस्ट देखके के बीते उस बेचारी पे,के हाल हो बता ?






cheers!

 

[brahmtewatia]

His Diary
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कहानी ऐसे ही थोड़े खत्म होती है , अभी तो वो उसके मोबाइल का संदेश देखेगी !
डायरी तो झूठ को सच और सच को झूठ बनाने के लिए ही लिखी जाती हैं (a typical female mentality...always suspicious)

Her Diary
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V
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her diary shows how blessed she is with the virtue of expression and how she penned down all her insecurities,fear,love and realization of her own mistakes. (her diary also shows her sense of insecurity nd jumping to conclusions:thappad w/o getting to the root of the matter. her diary also shows her short-sightedness...wish she cud trust her bond of marriage b.4 cumming to the conclusion...dunno y females r always like tht.)
his diary shows his egoistic behaviour,inabilty to express the truth to his own diary forget about the woman in his life.he told half truth to his diary half lie.truth was he was upset,lie was because of cricket (u wrong here...his diary shows...short, simple nd precise...nd wat the heck...where does this ego cums into picture)

 

[mukeshkumar007]

hmmmmm... sabne bhot hi acha lika.. ache geet gaye.. ..
ib gughri batan ka time ho liya.. to line laga lo.. chinta mar karo sab ne milengi ghugri

 

[shweta123]

Moral of the story :

Never leave your diaries for the people to help them try their hands (infact not just hands.... heads, legs & even tails too ) for arriving at such awesome conclusions ......

Mukesh bhai manne ek extraa ghugri de diye moral bataan ki ... arr manne ye bhi bata diye ki ye ghugri hove ke hai... :rock

 

[mukeshkumar007]

Mukesh bhai manne ek extraa ghugri de diye moral bataan ki ... arr manne ye bhi bata diye ki ye ghugri hove ke hai... :rock

Di gehu ke dano ko pani maie ubal ke banaye jaa hai.. jaise chawal pakate hai wesye hi gughri bi paka le hai gaam maie lugaiya jab geet gane jati thi kisi ke sahdi byaah maie to geet gane ke baad inaam maie khane ko gughri banti jati hai

 

[brahmtewatia]

Moral of the story :

Never leave your diaries for the people to help them try their hands (infact not just hands.... heads, legs & even tails too ) for arriving at such awesome conclusions ......

Mukesh bhai manne ek extraa ghugri de diye moral bataan ki ... arr manne ye bhi bata diye ki ye ghugri hove ke hai... :rock

another moral : dont read anybody's diary.

one ghughri for me as well with due explanation wat ghughri is ??? :rock:rock

 

[prashantacmet]

her diary shows how blessed she is with the virtue of expression and how she penned down all her insecurities,fear,love and realization of her own mistakes.
his diary shows his egoistic behaviour,inabilty to express the truth to his own diary forget about the woman in his life.he told half truth to his diary half lie.truth was he was upset,lie was because of cricket

Ritu !! why do u always flare up with biased replies... It 's not a debate on man-woman instincts . i can smell ur hatred for men part of the world.....Is smthing wrong?...just take it as a joke...

 

[jyotikohar]

its true..........hum females thodi jayda sensitive hoti hain........agreed.........n male bhi aise hi ote hain..isme bahas karne jaisa kya hai.....ye to bhagwan ne jaisa nature banaya hai .........hv 2 go wid dat.........

ekadhi bey tae katti khamkhah sakke tar dyo so...........!!!!!!!

 

[prashantacmet]

its true..........hum females thodi jayda sensitive hoti hain........agreed.........n male bhi aise hi ote hain..isme bahas karne jaisa kya hai.....ye to bhagwan ne jaisa nature banaya hai .........hv 2 go wid dat.........

ekadhi bey tae katti khamkhah sakke tar dyo so...........!!!!!!!

A recent survey reveals that break-ups in a male-female relationship have worse impact on males rather than females. Most of the man ruin their carreer while a female move ahead in her life with same enthusiasm

 

[cooljat]

Hummmmmmmm!!....

To add on to Shweta's....

Okay her diary speaks of love n care..but as well full of apprehensions, assumptions and insecurity, which can spoil a well going realtion without any reason.
His diary, on the other hand, shows his careless attitude and impractical behaviour. How one can be considered practical if one spoils present (in this case an outing with wife)fr the cause tht had already hpnd,,, n tht too a game... !!! lacks sportsmanship completely. games are to be won or lost.

None is just.

As a story,,, intersting, no doubt.

 

[jyotikohar]

Posts: 1,371

Quote:
Originally Posted by jyotikohar
its true..........hum females thodi jayda sensitive hoti hain........agreed.........n male bhi aise hi ote hain..isme bahas karne jaisa kya hai.....ye to bhagwan ne jaisa nature banaya hai .........hv 2 go wid dat.........

ekadhi bey tae katti khamkhah sakke tar dyo so...........!!!!!!!



A recent survey reveals that break-ups in a male-female relationship have worse impact on males rather than females. Most of the man ruin their carreer while a female move ahead in her life with same enthusiasm
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thnx 4 tellling dis..............

 

[cooljat]

Watta Simple & Innocent Reply! .. Indeed!

very well said...now please proceed further into the thread...
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Her diary :
Wat do u mean by cuming home half drunk
His diary :
[FONT=&quot][/FONT][FONT=&quot]It's not my fault...I ran out of money. :rock[/FONT]

 

[jyotikohar]

A recent survey reveals that break-ups in a male-female relationship have worse impact on males rather than females. Most of the man ruin their carreer while a female move ahead in her life with same enthusiasm

Di gehu ke dano ko pani maie ubal ke banaye jaa hai.. jaise chawal pakate hai wesye hi gughri bi paka le hai gaam maie lugaiya jab geet gane jati thi kisi ke sahdi byaah maie to geet gane ke baad inaam maie khane ko gughri banti jati hai

hum haryana me BAKLI kahte hain..............gughri ko

 

[shweta123]

Hummmmmmmm!!....

Hummmmmm !! .... What a reply ! Kaash in logo ki diaries me bas itna hi likha hota..... fer to interpretation me aur bhi maja aata ... ...

His diary says ... Hmmm ..... what a terrific girl ... I wonder does she eats diamonds ...

Her diary says ..... Hmmm ... this idiot must be looking at that girl and wondering what she eats.... let him keep on wondering until I tell him that she is his boss's daughter.... and I will make him cook atleast 8 meals as repentance...