Jai ho Ram bhag van ki

[poonam]

Wo pathake aur fooljhariyan
Diye aur mombatiyan
Maa ke hatho ki rotiyan
Ber ki jhariyan
Bachhon ki kilkariyan
Chobare ki atariyan
Ladkiyon ki chamkili saariyan
Unke kaano ki jhumkariyan
Ankh-michoni ki baariyan(turns)
Wo sandukh aur almariyan
Kheton ki kyaariyan
Bhajni ki raagniyan
Chokidaar ki boliyan
Kapoor(camphor) ki goliyan
Chikni-chikni chhoriyan
Gande ki poriyan
Dadi ki loriyan
Bajre ki boriyan
Dada ki purani storiyan(stories)

Vinod[/QUOT]



Nice Composition Vinod!!

 

[devdahiya]

Bebe Poonam aur le pher

Gagan ki ramlila
Thalli ka tilla
Tau rangeela
Kakki sheila
Suit chamkila
Sunddu dhilla
Manas gandheela
Chhora sharmilla
Harya bharya Killa
Thhan geella
ARR IBB SAB KIMME HILLYA.................

 

[poonam]

Gagan ki ramlila
Thalli ka tilla
Tau rangeela
Kakki sheila
Suit chamkila
Sunddu dhilla
Manas gandheela
Chhora sharmilla
Harya bharya Killa
Thhan geella
ARR IBB SAB KIMME HILLYA.................

ha ha ha....very good..keep pouring..

 

[gaganjat]

Tu ar Minni fher aa gi ! Anyways welcome back

Logo ko Dushera mana len do aram tai

Gun ii oo Gun ii

ke baat tu aaj te goli mar raha se areh.......arr Binod ne de se 'phul jhadi' ...teri story ne,, te dhoom tha di se !.

ibb sub bolo ....arr mein bhi bol dun ibb 'Jai gagan maiya ki'

 

[gaganjat]

Shabas shabas ! Tere tai manne yaae umeed thi.

Bhai Binod, tera pyar dekh kai mann to karre sai teri kooli bhar lu, par meri koli tai kade tera 'peechra' na likad ja !

Your kavita was wonderful , keep writin brother !

Gagan,
Ram ram(tumhare liye Ravan Ravan), bhai tumhari kangaroo chhaap fooljhariya, langoor chhaap patashe aur cheepkali chhaap machis ki dabbi aaj hi mili hai... badle mein mane Bush chhaap anaar, Condy chhaap candies aur Turkey chhaap burfi(pura 1 kilo ka dabba, baant ke khana akele nahi) FedEx se bhej diya hai...

Lanka walon ko meri taraf se "paraajay-dashmi" ke dukhad avsar par saantvana de diyo.. aur tu apni padhayi ka dhayaan rakhiye, khub ghee khana, passon ki dikkat ho to ghar bol dena sharman ki koi baat koni, aur ghar walon ki chinta mat kariyo, sab theek hai, bhains baya gayi hai(katda layi hai), bajra lamni kar liya hai(Ram to barsa nahi), apni lomdi ne 10 piloore diye hein(ek aada FedEx kar doon kya?)... aur baki baad mein.. aur jyada chithi mat dala kar, yo tera susra daakiya jab bhi chithi lata hai ek chai pee jata hai...

Diwali pe ghar to nahi ja paoonga magar mujhe ab bhi yaad hai

Wo pathake aur fooljhariyan
Diye aur mombatiyan
Maa ke hatho ki rotiyan
Ber ki jhariyan
Bachhon ki kilkariyan
Chobare ki atariyan
Ladkiyon ki chamkili saariyan
Unke kaano ki jhumkariyan
Ankh-michoni ki baariyan(turns)
Wo sandukh aur almariyan
Kheton ki kyaariyan
Bhajni ki raagniyan
Chokidaar ki boliyan
Kapoor(camphor) ki goliyan
Chikni-chikni chhoriyan
Gande ki poriyan
Dadi ki loriyan
Bajre ki boriyan
Dada ki purani storiyan(stories)

Vinod

 

[gaganjat]

hahahhahahaha
pet paat gya,daant pad ge, ar muh laal ho gya lol

Dev bhaisaab kassuta kaam kar diya

Gagan ki ramlila
Thalli ka tilla
Tau rangeela
Kakki sheila
Suit chamkila
Sunddu dhilla
Manas gandheela
Chhora sharmilla
Harya bharya Killa
Thhan geella
ARR IBB SAB KIMME HILLYA.................

 

[gaganjat]

Poonam , kade tanne tame lagge , tai kuch tu bhi 'pour' kar diye !

Ude kisi thi ram ki 'lila' ar 'sita' ?

ha ha ha....very good..keep pouring..

 

[jitendershooda]

Ha ha Maje aage bhai Binod ...gagan er Dev ji ...sama band rakhay hai is thread pe te aapne ...

 

[spdeshwal]

Bahut achhe Devji,vinod or gagan!

Bhai Jitender inn logno ki tukbandhi pad kai Asli 'SitaRam' ki yaad aagi.

Dahiyaji, can guess about that 'SitaRam' ?

 

[vinodks]

Dost baat to theek kahi sae tanne... aur jahan tak kooli ki baat hai ess baat ki to chahe shrit laga lein ki kiska peechra nikalta hai?... kabhi jindagi mein bhent hogi to pata chal jayega Sonipat ke ghee mein jayada takat hai ya Bhiwani ke ghee mein...

Vinod

Shabas shabas ! Tere tai manne yaae umeed thi.

Bhai Binod, tera pyar dekh kai mann to karre sai teri kooli bhar lu, par meri koli tai kade tera 'peechra' na likad ja !

Your kavita was wonderful , keep writin brother !

 

[gaganjat]

Lol hahahahahahahah bhai mere , mere bhai bhai Binod , Binod rai Binod

hai mere yar tanne nue bhi nhi bera , ghee mai ghana farak konya hota , admi mai hota hai.

Ar Binod pahalwaan , tu kit dangal ki sochan laag rya sai, apni padhi kar le , na to tanne nokri konya mille amrica mai pher sheet mangta handiye gaam mai lol

Dost baat to theek kahi sae tanne... aur jahan tak kooli ki baat hai ess baat ki to chahe shrit laga lein ki kiska peechra nikalta hai?... kabhi jindagi mein bhent hogi to pata chal jayega Sonipat ke ghee mein jayada takat hai ya Bhiwani ke ghee mein...

Vinod

 

[stokas]

Shaant!!!!!..........Binod "Baali" aur Gyaani "Sugreev" shaant!!

Ramji ko to 'Site' milegi ke nahin - lekin unke chakkar mein hum 'Haryanvi-Bann' mein na bhatak jaayein!!

I remember only few lines - when once played the role of "Janak" in "Lilla" - scene was "Sita Swayamvar":

Hey dweep-dweep ke Raja-gann,
Hum kinhe kahein bal-shaali hai,
Humko to yeh vishwas hua,
Prithvi veeron se khaali hai!!

Rest of my dialogues were cut short by "Lachhman Ji" in excitement of his own dialogues - when he was to shout and challenge my words

Bhai, asli Ravan ka to pata nahin - lekin uska putla (effigy) haazir hai aap sab ki khidmat mein! We all friends used to "manufacture" them ourselves!!

Bolo "Om Jai Jagdish Hare"!!

 

[gaganjat]

shailendra bhisaab,

Manne nhi bera tha aapnai itne kasutte dialogue bhi maar rakhe sai.
Ar jib oo 'lachman' beech mai pat kai pada , tai aapne vo ude hi chetna tha chetta to hoga vo ramlila ke baad pakka ?

Bolo "Om Jai Jagdish Hare"!! , ar yu kunse nayi line le aye aaap hahahahahaha

pher bhi koi na 'Om jai jagdish hare , lal , peele , kaale , dhole'

and I habe anodhuur berry importunt kostun ' Ravan hamesha skirt kyo pahenta hai ? ' (we can see it in those pictures too) . Its hilarious.
I cant stop laughing at that lol. nd we always fire poor Ravan's bottom huuuuhahah

 

[devdahiya]

Ha..ha..ha

shailendra bhisaab,

Manne nhi bera tha aapnai itne kasutte dialogue bhi maar rakhe sai.
Ar jib oo 'lachman' beech mai pat kai pada , tai aapne vo ude hi chetna tha chetta to hoga vo ramlila ke baad pakka ?

Bolo "Om Jai Jagdish Hare"!! , ar yu kunse nayi line le aye aaap hahahahahaha

pher bhi koi na 'Om jai jagdish hare , lal , peele , kaale , dhole'

and I habe anodhuur berry importunt kostun ' Ravan hamesha skirt kyo pahenta hai ? ' (we can see it in those pictures too) . Its hilarious.
I cant stop laughing at that lol. nd we always fire poor Ravan's bottom huuuuhahah

Bhai Gagan yo thread ghanna Kasutta sei.....maar diye hanssa-2 ke.....ibb Yo Ravan ka skirt aagya...ho...ho...ho..ho...What a minute observation dear....ha...ha..ha.

Ravan ka skirt se ghanna nyara
Gagan bhai ne padd diya sara
Ravan ka dekho chalya na chara
Khadya-2 dekhta rhya bechara
India dekhe sarra ka sarra
Jatland pe dekho nazara
iss thread ka tagdda chadhh gya para
Tau appni jelli thha rhya
Ya baat ghaniye ho gi se bharya
Hanumaan ji ka muh jannu motta gubara
Tai ne chinn diya bharya sa harra
Sunddu dekho fuljhaddi jala rhya
hansso sarre ke badhhiya yo mokka thya rhya
Gagan bhai hadde dundda thha rhya

 

[gaganjat]

Dev Bhaisaab , u have made the things dangerously humorus Jatland crowd is going mad mad mad.
aapnae mhre medical expenses bharne padenge gar mhra pet paat gya tai

Bhai Gagan yo thread ghanna Kasutta sei.....maar diye hanssa-2 ke.....ibb Yo Ravan ka skirt aagya...ho...ho...ho..ho...What a minute observation dear....ha...ha..ha.

Ravan ka skirt se ghanna nyara
Gagan bhai ne padd diya sara
Ravan ka dekho chalya na chara
Khadya-2 dekhta rhya bechara
India dekhe sarra ka sarra
Jatland pe dekho nazara
iss thread ka tagdda chadhh gya para
Tau appni jelli thha rhya
Ya baat ghaniye ho gi se bharya
Hanumaan ji ka muh jannu motta gubara
Tai ne chinn diya bharya sa harra
Sunddu dekho fuljhaddi jala rhya
hansso sarre ke badhhiya yo mokka thya rhya
Gagan bhai hadde dundda thha rhya

 

[devdahiya]

Bhai You Give me the Baarood

My dear Gagan, Bhai khoudd te barood de dete ho mere haath mei.......arr jib barood hath mei hogi te bomb te banauegga. Kisne kahi thi Rawan ke skirt ka jikar karann ki ? ibb tahin hassan laag rhya suun.

 

[jitendershooda]

Ravan ka skirt se ghanna nyara
Gagan bhai ne padd diya sara
Ravan ka dekho chalya na chara
Khadya-2 dekhta rhya bechara
India dekhe sarra ka sarra
Jatland pe dekho nazara
iss thread ka tagdda chadhh gya para
Tau appni jelli thha rhya
Ya baat ghaniye ho gi se bharya
Hanumaan ji ka muh jannu motta gubara
Tai ne chinn diya bharya sa harra
Sunddu dekho fuljhaddi jala rhya
hansso sarre ke badhhiya yo mokka thya rhya
Gagan bhai hadde dundda thha rhya

Bhai Sateypal sama sama nahi hade te Dev ji ne sab kime Baand diya ib te
hansa hansa Gangan er Dev ji ne pet Paad diye kati ...ha ha .... Skirt ...bhai dikhe ye Skirt bhi Bharat ki den hein sansar tahi .... ha ha

Bighani Tukbandi kardi Dev ji ya te ..... Ya te rastriya puraskar khatar bhejni chahiye ...

Er ek sujhav wo sardar Siddhu ek program sa laya kare uspe aao ne kade ...ek Haryanvi rang bhi jama dyo hude ...

 

[punia]

Ramlila

I miss a lot Ramlila as it was the best time to meet friends and enjoy whole of night. Only one thing I never understand at that time was my Father saying " Arre kuch padh likh lo warna tumne sari umer Hanuman ka kam karna padega, Yani kisi ki lugai ko koi utah ke le gaya aur Hanuman ki puch jali ( burned ) yani sari Ramayan me ek hi jat tha aur wo tha Hanuman. So Hamne bhi socha ki Jalan te pehla kuch pad likh hi le.

 

[devdahiya]

Ha..ha...ha

Bahut achhe Devji,vinod or gagan!

Bhai Jitender inn logno ki tukbandhi pad kai Asli 'SitaRam' ki yaad aagi.

Dahiyaji, can guess about that 'SitaRam' ?

SITARAM silane aala jo Kharkhodde ke bus adde pe kajal bechya karta...ha...ha...ha bhai oo bhi ghanna ND tha. Kyukar ga ga ke Choriyaan ke arr taiyan ke surma daal jyaya karta...bhai uski shakal bi ghaniye majakiya thi. Ghanna kasutta aadmi Yaad diwa diya Satyepal ji.....Lyo pher sunno uske bi chammole:


Sita Ram Silaniya ka Kajjal
Issa la liya jissa Baraf ka baddal

Je ghal le jawan chhori
Issi hojya jannu mheins ke ghal rakhi ho mohri

Je ghal le chora jawan
Jattehein bathhe baan

Je ghal le budhhi lugai
Katti issi hojya jannu 16 saal ki ho bhai

Je ghalle budhha logg
Kadde bhi na ho aankhyan mei roog

Sarre ghalwao arr ghra bhi le jyao
Sitaram ki dibbi 2 rapiye mei kitte le jyao

Issa kajal nahin mille kisse dukan-haat pe
Arr chahe sare ja ke dhoondh liyo jamna ji ke ghat pe

Je bateu roosh rhya ho te chhori ki aankhyan mei ghal dyo
Pher dekho kyukar le jyaga, chahe chalti hanna sale ke jutte bi chayar mar dyo.....


There are many....ha...ha...ha

 

[devdahiya]

Few more of Sitaram

Nyu Bolya:


Ghal le tere silak si hojyagi
Ghran jatte-e dedd de si ne so jyagi

Jat ghallo chahe bahmann
Aankh issi chimkeingi jissi jamman


Ek bei ghaloge
Arr bhaje-2 iss adde pe aaoge


Ahe chhori tu kyan mei kho rhi se
Tawalli si ghala le bus challan nei hori sei


Tai aajya tere pe shyan kar dyunga
Syahi ghala le tane jawan kar dyunga


Syahi ghal te hein tu morr ho jyaga
Buggle jissa tera tyor ho jyaga



Aur bhi bahot sein bhai...jyuka yadd aweinge likh dyunga..........