Shayad aaj raat ki shaadi hai..........

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maka shayari shayari mein byaah -taain ki baat pahunch gii ;) bahut ache !:p


ar shweta ji ek aur talent bataaon aapka :D

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@ Virender Narwal ji :


maka dekho much ladoo mhaare taain bhi bacha ke rakhiyo :p


manne bhi ibai na khaaye sain :D
 
virendernarwal said:
आपकी ज्यादातर बातें औरत को कैसे खुश रखना है या शादी ब्याह पे आकर अट्क जाती है...:confused:....आखिर चक्कर क्या है शवेता जी....:D:D...?
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Heh! Heh!... ;)
 
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anilsinghd said:
@ Virender Narwal ji :


maka dekho much ladoo mhaare taain bhi bacha ke rakhiyo :p


manne bhi ibai na khaaye sain :D
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Maine dekh liya yahde sab ka haal..:confused:..ghane fire se bina Ladduwan ke..:p..?
Mein ke laduwan ka Tokra le rya sun...:D:D..?
Chorryo tam te dat jao...:cool:..dhari baari na aave 30 saal te pahlo...:o.....?
1000 chorrya pe sirf 776 chorri se......nyue ummar badha badah ke gujara karna padega.....? mera matlab is defference ko adjest karna padega...?
 
virendernarwal said:
Maine dekh liya yahde sab ka haal....ghane fire se bina Ladduwan ke....?
Mein ke laduwan ka Tokra le rya sun...:D..?
Chorryo tam te dat jao.....dhari baari na aave 30 saal te pahlo...:o.....?
1000 chorrya pe sirf 776 chorri se......nyue ummar badha badah ke gujara karna padega.....? mera matlab is defference ko adjest karna padega...?
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Tokra na le rahe to le lo :D baalak barobar sain hum aapke ;) ibb ladoo bhi na khilaao key ????:p

30 saal ???? 1000 pe sirf 776 ???:eek:

tai fer keh doon apni maa se ki dhoond le bahu , jab 30 se pehle na hi milni to fer kisi chinta :p uska bhi umaah sa mit jaaga dhoond ke !!!!!:D

main tai nyun hi daroon tha ki kade haan bhar di byaah ki to rog sa na kaat de ibke jaadaan main ????!!!!:D
 
virendernarwal said:
Maine dekh liya yahde sab ka haal..:confused:..ghane fire se bina Ladduwan ke..:p..?
Mein ke laduwan ka Tokra le rya sun...:D:D..?
Chorryo tam te dat jao...:cool:..dhari baari na aave 30 saal te pahlo...:o.....?
1000 chorrya pe sirf 776 chorri se......nyue ummar badha badah ke gujara karna padega.....? mera matlab is defference ko adjest karna padega...?
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Narwal saab nue palla na jhado eeb ... ha ha ... lobh lobh mein Aneeel tyar ho liya tha ... dikhe gharan CHAUBARA banvan ki bhi kahe di ...

Nue gyan ho rahya hai Narwal ji ... bhokkhe ne 2 + 2 = 4 ROTI dikhe hein ... :)
 
anilsinghd said:
tai fer keh doon apni maa se ki dhoond le bahu , jab 30 se pehle na hi milni to fer kisi chinta :p uska bhi umaah sa mit jaaga dhoond ke !!!!!:D

Ve jamane gye bhai jab chorre select karya karte..:confused:..? eb te bhai chorriyan ka jamana se...:cool:...aur sun......aaj kal chorri reject bhi karre se chorra ne....bach k rahiyooooooooooo...? :D
Kar de Tai ji ki chutti bahu dhundan tanhi...:p...jo 30 ki figure te bachna se to......?:D:D
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ohhhhhhhh

Un laage sain manne ak ki laadoo baatan waalo ne savdhaan rehna padega:p....... sab laadoo len waalo ne gher liya:eek:............ aur dar aur gaye 30 ki baat se:rolleyes:........ te ibbe to tokre ka to khayal raakhna hi padega :psaath me takra liye hue waalo ka bi sochna padegaaaaaa :D............ kaha to yaha raat ki shaadi ho ri thi.........itni senti .......... aur kaha yaha line lag gi shaadi walon ki...............:confused::eek: hhaaaaaaaa
 
ye galia ye chaubara.......

jitendershooda said:
Narwal saab nue palla na jhado eeb ... ha ha ... lobh lobh mein Aneeel tyar ho liya tha ... dikhe gharan CHAUBARA banvan ki bhi kahe di ...

Nue gyan ho rahya hai Narwal ji ... bhokkhe ne 2 + 2 = 4 ROTI dikhe hein ... :)
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Ohhh Virendra sir ji............ ye galat baat ho ri sain ib to............palla na jhaad diyo ibbe:cool:.... Jitender ji ke chaubare ka bi khayal kar lo kuch...........:rolleyes:
 
@ Virender ji : theak sai ! keh doonga aaj maa se ki dhoond le agar uske baski ho to :D nyun bhi keh doonga ki 30 tai pehlai milni tai koni lekin koshish kar ke dekh le ;)


@ Shweta : maka keh le keh le ! Maach le tu bhi :D Virender ji ne 30 ki figure de ke :eek: ar nyun keh ke ki chori reject bhi kar dein sain :confused:, badha diye tere bhaav !:(
 
jitendershooda said:
Narwal saab nue palla na jhado eeb ... ha ha ... lobh lobh mein Aneeel tyar ho liya tha ... dikhe gharan CHAUBARA banvan ki bhi kahe di ...

Nue gyan ho rahya hai Narwal ji ... bhokkhe ne 2 + 2 = 4 ROTI dikhe hein ... :)
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ek aap hi samjhe dil ki baat mere !:p:p:p:D:D:D

baaki tai nire daliyaa khaaniyaan sain saare ! :confused::D:p
 
JAI MAIN FER AA GAYA IS TAAGE PAI :D


@ VIRENDER NARWAL JI :

JAI MAIN MATRIMONIAL SECTION PE GAYA THA !:cool:

167 LADKON KE MUQAABLE 113 LADKIYAAN THIN !


PEHLE LADKIYAAN 100 BHI NA THI !

:p

FIGURE BADH RAHI HAI !!
POSITIVE DEVELOPMENTS , I SHUD SAY ! :D

AAPNE TO 30 KI FIGURE DE KE JAAN SI KAADH LI THI :(



IBB DEKH NYUN MANA SOCH LIYO KI SAARI HAAN MAIN MATRIMONIAL SECTION DEKHTA RAHOON SOON :p

WOH KYA HAI NA KI MAIN MATHEMATICIAN HUN ISLIYE NUMBER YAAD REHVAIN SAIN :D

SAMAJH RAHE HAIN NA AAP SAB MERI BHAAVNAAON KO ! :D
 
anilsinghd said:
@ Virender ji : theak sai ! keh doonga aaj maa se ki dhoond le agar uske baski ho to :D nyun bhi keh doonga ki 30 tai pehlai milni tai koni lekin koshish kar ke dekh le ;)


@ Shweta : maka keh le keh le ! Maach le tu bhi :D Virender ji ne 30 ki figure de ke :eek: ar nyun keh ke ki chori reject bhi kar dein sain :confused:, badha diye tere bhaav !:(
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Haan rupaiye ke bhav bhi badh re sain......... to manne socha mere kyonkar paache reh jaann........:cool: yaha virender ji ne to kati RBI ka Governor (laadoo waala - atiriktt prabhar:p) banan ki practise bi shuru kar di hai.......... aur dilli ab door nahi............;)thari neend udna kati waajib hai......gharu bata dena jarur ibbe........ hahaaaaaaa .........:Dbaaki Governor ji ko prasanna rakhiyo...... hahaaaaaaa
 
Bhagwan thara bhala hove~~~````

anilsinghd said:
JAI MAIN FER AA GAYA IS TAAGE PAI :D


@ VIRENDER NARWAL JI :

JAI MAIN MATRIMONIAL SECTION PE GAYA THA !:cool:

167 LADKON KE MUQAABLE 113 LADKIYAAN THIN !


PEHLE LADKIYAAN 100 BHI NA THI !

:p

FIGURE BADH RAHI HAI !!
POSITIVE DEVELOPMENTS , I SHUD SAY ! :D

AAPNE TO 30 KI FIGURE DE KE JAAN SI KAADH LI THI



IBB DEKH NYUN MANA SOCH LIYO KI SAARI HAAN MAIN MATRIMONIAL SECTION DEKHTA RAHOON SOON :p

WOH KYA HAI NA KI MAIN MATHEMATICIAN HUN ISLIYE NUMBER YAAD REHVAIN SAIN

SAMAJH RAHE HAIN NA AAP SAB MERI BHAAVNAAON KO ! :D
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Tam ber ber har 15 mint me is taage pe aa jao so......... simajh sake hai hum.............. 30 ka dard..........:D

Matri section ki mathematical analysis te ghani suthri dhaal ki hai .............. kati impress hon laag re sain Virender ji........ kaam banta sa dikhhe hai thaara to......... is dhaage ko yunhi japte rahiyo.........:p

Haan haan aapki bhavnao, archananao, tapasyao ko JL wale na simjhenge to kya meena kumari samjhegi!!:D
 
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shwetadhaka said:
Tam ber ber har 15 mint me is taage pe aa jao so......... simajh sake hai hum.............. 30 ka dard..........

Matri section ki mathematical analysis te ghani suthri dhaal ki hai .............. kati impress hon laag re sain Virender ji........ kaam banta sa dikhhe hai thaara to......... is dhaage ko yunhi japte rahiyo.........

Haan haan aapki bhavnao, archananao, tapasyao ko JL wale na simjhenge to kya meena kumari samjhegi!!
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dekh galat baat na karo !!! 15 nahi poore 24 min mein aaya tha :D ( mathemaicain :p numbers :D )


acha tai samjho so mera 30 ka dard !!! :eek: chalo koi to mila jo mera dukh samajh raha :rolleyes:

ar virendra ji ke impress hone se key hoga :confused: koi chori ho to kimai baat :p

ar jatland walon : add shraddha , jyoti to the list jo tum samjho so :D mere baare mein :D
 
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