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Cheers!
 
Dr. Arun Gandhi, grandson of Mahatma Gandhi, and founder of the M.K.Gandhi Institute for Non-violence, in his lecture at the University of Puerto Rico, shared the following story:
I was 16 years old and living with my parents at the institute my grandfather had founded 18 miles outside of Durban, South Africa, in the middle of the sugar plantations. We were deep in the country and had no neighbours, so my two sisters and I would always look forward to going to town to visit friends or go to the movies.

One day, my father asked me to drive him to town for an all-day conference, and I jumped at the chance. Since I was going to town, my mother gave me a list of groceries she needed and, since I had all day in town, my father asked me to take care of several pending chores, such as getting the car serviced.
When I dropped my father off that morning, he said, "I will meet you here at 5:00 p.m.,and we will go home together."

After hurriedly completing my chores, I went straight to the nearest movie theatre. I got so engrossed in a John Wayne double-feature that I forgot the time. It was 5:30 before I remembered. By the time I ran to the garage and got the car and hurried to where my father was waiting for me, it was almost 6:00.

He anxiously asked me, "Why were you late?"
I was so ashamed of telling him I was watching a John Wayne western movie that I said, "The car wasn't ready, so I had to wait," not realizing that he had already called the garage.

When he caught me in the lie, he said: "There's something wrong in the way I brought you up that didn't give you the confidence to tell me the truth.
In order to figure out where I went wrong with you, I'm going to walk home 18 miles and think about it."

So, dressed in his suit and dress shoes, he began to walk home in the dark on mostly unpaved, unlit roads.

I couldn't leave him, so for five-and-a-half hours I drove behind him, watching my father go through this agony for a stupid lie that I uttered. I decided then and there that I was never going to lie again.

I often think about that episode and wonder, if he had punished me the way we punish our children, whether I would have learned a lesson at all. I don't think so. I would have suffered the punishment and gone on doing the same thing. But this single non-violent action was so powerful that it is still as if it happened yesterday.

That is the power of non-violence._
 
jitendershooda said:
Dr. Arun Gandhi, grandson of Mahatma Gandhi, and founder of the M.K.Gandhi Institute for Non-violence, in his lecture at the University of Puerto Rico, shared the following story:
I was 16 years old and living with my parents at the institute my grandfather had founded 18 miles outside of Durban, South Africa, in the middle of the sugar plantations. We were deep in the country and had no neighbours, so my two sisters and I would always look forward to going to town to visit friends or go to the movies.

One day, my father asked me to drive him to town for an all-day conference, and I jumped at the chance. Since I was going to town, my mother gave me a list of groceries she needed and, since I had all day in town, my father asked me to take care of several pending chores, such as getting the car serviced.
When I dropped my father off that morning, he said, "I will meet you here at 5:00 p.m.,and we will go home together."

After hurriedly completing my chores, I went straight to the nearest movie theatre. I got so engrossed in a John Wayne double-feature that I forgot the time. It was 5:30 before I remembered. By the time I ran to the garage and got the car and hurried to where my father was waiting for me, it was almost 6:00.

He anxiously asked me, "Why were you late?"
I was so ashamed of telling him I was watching a John Wayne western movie that I said, "The car wasn't ready, so I had to wait," not realizing that he had already called the garage.

When he caught me in the lie, he said: "There's something wrong in the way I brought you up that didn't give you the confidence to tell me the truth.
In order to figure out where I went wrong with you, I'm going to walk home 18 miles and think about it."

So, dressed in his suit and dress shoes, he began to walk home in the dark on mostly unpaved, unlit roads.

I couldn't leave him, so for five-and-a-half hours I drove behind him, watching my father go through this agony for a stupid lie that I uttered. I decided then and there that I was never going to lie again.

I often think about that episode and wonder, if he had punished me the way we punish our children, whether I would have learned a lesson at all. I don't think so. I would have suffered the punishment and gone on doing the same thing. But this single non-violent action was so powerful that it is still as if it happened yesterday.

That is the power of non-violence._
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Good and motivational story Jitu bhai!

Lage Raho Munna Bhai:)
 
conversation b/w lovers

THIS IS A TYPICAL CONVERSATION b/w Lovers
Note: Conversation ke beech, within brackets jo hai, woh.. ladka apne aap se
keh raha hai
She Gives a missed call to him....and he calls her back..
She: Hello!
He: (are yaar...pata nahi aaj kya bore karegi ) Hi ...kya baat hai..?
She: kuch nahi...bas aise hi phone kiya...
He: ( Call kaha kiya?.. khali missed call to diya hai... ) oh...ok ..kya kar
rahi thi meri jaanu??
She: abhi abhi dinner khatam kiya...tum kya kar rahe the?
He: mera bhi abhi abhi dinner khatam hua.. ab...."Ladki Kyon Najaane Kyon"
sun raha hu FM par....
She: nice song..
(And then she hums a line from the song "Hum Tum")

He: ( Saala waha koi chipkali 'kich kich' kar rahi hai ya .... ) hey!!!! tum
itni achchi gaati ho? mujhe pata hi nahi tha
She: *giggles*
He: Hey ek aur baar gaao na pls!
She: yaha sab so rahe hai...agar main gaaongi to sab uth jaaenge..
He: ( Correct...woh yeh samjhenge ki koi bhootni hai ... ) Come on! Please!
She: hat ...I don't sing that well
He: ( yeh to saari duniya ko pata hai... :-) ) It was really sweet. Please
gaao na dear
She: mujhe kuch ajeeb sa lagta hai jaan
He: aisa kuch bhi nahi hai jaanu...gaao na
She: tumhi keh sakte ho...
He: ( mai? saala mere ko doosra raasta nahi hai....is liye bola ) abhi tum
gaaogi ya nahi?
She: kyun pareshaan kar rahe ho?
He: Sigh! Ok
She: I don't have that great a voice
He: ( saala gadha bhi sharma jaaye teri awaaz sunke.. ) hmmmm
She: theek hai... jab itni zid kar rahe ho... sirf ek stanza gaaungi theek
hai??
He: ( aur kya kya jhelna padega malum nahi.. ) Great!!!!
She: kaunsa gaana gaau ?
He: ( tum kuch bhi gaao...meri to aaj neend haraam hai.. )Hmmmm. 'Mahiya'
from Awarapan?
She: Nice song. But mujhe lyrics yaad nahi hai
He: ( Text book chodke tujhe aur kya pata hai bol... ) Dhoom Machale?
She: Nahi main wohi gaana gaaungi
He: ( Tum koi bhi gaana gaao....mere kaan to pakne waale hai ) Cool

(She clears her throat, hums a line and then)

She: Nahi jaan. I am feeling very shy!
He: Gaao na...pls gaao na....teri awaaz ki samundar me main doob jaana
chahta hoon
She: dekho...ab tum mujhe naaraaz kar rahe ho
He: ( Maalum pada na ... phir..: ) )No no. Tum shy feel kar rahi ho
na....is liye... Trying to make u cool
She: Hmmm
He: please gaao na darling
She: main kal gaau?
He: ( Haaaaa...jaan bachi... Phut leta hoon... ) theek hai jaisi tumhaari
merzi
She: Hmmm
He: Good night
She: Good night
She: Sweet Dreams.. Take care...
He: Sweets dreams to u too...

After a while She calls Him (sorry...that never happens, she gives only a
missed call),,,,

She: Hey..sogaye the kya?
He: ( nahi...current ka aavishkaar kar raha tha... ) nahi jaan.
She: kya kar rahe ho?
He: ( raat ko kya gili danda khelna hai... ) Match dekh raha tha
She: theek hai tum match dekho
He: ( us wakt se main kya bhajiya tal raha tha... ) Hey it's ok... purani
match hai.
She: Did u feel bad I didn't sing?

(Since it is a tricky question, He thinks for a while)

He: (Bad ah? this was the luckiest day in my life, since you didn't sing
:- ) Bad toh main nahi keh raha jaanu. But I want you to be comfortable
first.... tumhi ne bola ki main kal gaaungi..... So, me waiting..
(maine to socha tha ki aaj bachgaya....dhat teriki :-()

She sings 1 stanza from the song
'Jiski aankhon me meri hi nami.....'

He: Wow. Too good!
She: jhoot....mujhe maloom hai ki meri awaaz itni achchi nahi hai
He: ( shukr hai self realization hai... :-)... ) nahi darling you really
sing well.
She: nahi..mujhe maloom hai tum bas aise hi keh rahe ho
He: ( very good.. aakhir tumne pata laga hi liya..... ) Che! Che! teri voice
agar itni buri hoti to main ab tak na sun raha hota
She: Hmmmm...theek hai. good night.. ab tum bhi so jaao..
He: ( tera gaana sunne ke baad neend kaise aayegi.. ) Good night!
She: Take care
He: You too
She: Hey....
He: ( are yaar..aaj ye nahi chodegi ,,, ) kya hai sweety? .
She: sach bataao honey..meri voice achchi hai ya nahi...
He: ( tu apni voice khud record karke sun kyon nahi leti ek baar )
sachchi... Of course.
She: sirf jhoot
He: ( iski toh... agar ab mujhe sone nahi diya toh...... ) Not at all. You
sing very well
She: Hmmm.... tum keh rahe ho to theek hi hoga. Good night.
He: Good Night!!
 
Through the jongole I am went
On shooting Tiger I am bent

[FONT=bookman old style, new york, times, serif]Boshtaard Tiger has eaten wife
No doubt I will avenge poor darling's life[/FONT]

[FONT=bookman old style, new york, times, serif]Too much quiet, snakes and leeches
But I not fear these sons of beeches [/FONT]


[FONT=bookman old style, new york, times, serif]Hearing loud noise I am jumping with start
But noise is coming from damn fool's heart[/FONT]

[FONT=bookman old style, new york, times, serif]Taking care not to be fright
I am clutching rifle tight with eye to sight[/FONT]

[FONT=bookman old style, new york, times, serif]Should Tiger come I will shoot and fall him down
Then like hero return to native town[/FONT]

[FONT=bookman old style, new york, times, serif]Then through trees I am espying one cave
I am telling self - "Bannerjee be brave"[/FONT]

[FONT=bookman old style, new york, times, serif]I am now proceeding with too much care
From far I smell this Tiger's lair[/FONT]

[FONT=bookman old style, new york, times, serif]My leg shaking, sweat coming, I start pray
I think I will shoot Tiger some other day[/FONT]

[FONT=bookman old style, new york, times, serif]Turning round I am going to flee
But Tiger giving bloody roar spotting Bengalee[/FONT]

[FONT=bookman old style, new york, times, serif]He bounding from cave like footballer Pele
I run shouting "Kali Ma tumi kothay gele"[/FONT]

[FONT=bookman old style, new york, times, serif]Through the jongole I am running
With Tiger on my tail closer looming[/FONT]

[FONT=bookman old style, new york, times, serif]I am a telling that never in life
I will take risk again for my damn fool wife!!!!![/FONT]
 
Yesterday I was having some work done at the workshop. A woman came in and asked for a 'seven-hundred- ten'.
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We all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred- ten?"
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She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."
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The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710 !!
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He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?"
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She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."
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Woman? The Mechanic Fainted!!!
 
Gas trouble : Good one

An elderly woman goes to the doctor.
She says, "Doc, I'm undergoing through a terrible mental trauma - I pass gas all the time!!!
Fortunately, it's odorless and silent, otherwise I'd be mortified. For example, I've passed gas ten times just since we've been talking, but it's odorless
and silent so you can't tell."
The doctor gives her some green pills and tells her to take one a day and come back in a week.
The woman comes back after taking the pills for a week.
She says, "Doc, there's been a change but not for the better. I still pass gas all the time, but while it's still silent, now it smells terrible!"
The doctor says, "Well, I'm glad we cleared up your sinus blockage. Now we'll have to work on your hearing !!
 
Importance of English for Cricketers

some of you may have seen this before !
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Most cricketers, who are not comfortable in conversing in English, go prepare for some standard questions that are asked to them when commentators chat with them during the awards ceremony. Inzamam was once asked a different question after Pakistan won the match, for which he was not prepared. He always used his standard response to the first question after winning..

But this time..... After Winning the Match

Tony Greg: So Inzi, that's fantastic, your wife is pregnant for the second time and u must be happy!

Inzamam: Bismillah-e- Rehman-e- Rahim! All credit goes to the boys. Everyone work hard for it, especially Afridi. It was tight situation when he went in. Also Bob Woolmer was keeping close watch on progress and giving instructions. It's all team effort. Insha Allah, we all will work together as a team, put in big effort and deliver good result all the time and will be able to REPEAT the same result.


Tony fainted !!!!!!
 
An American, a Britisher and an Indian went for a hike one day. It was
very hot. They were sweating and exhausted. When they came upon a small
lake, they took off all their clothes and jumped into the water, since
it was fairly secluded. Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to pick a
few berries while enjoying their " freedom. " As they were crossing an
open area, suddenly a group of ladies from town appeared. Unable to get
to their clothes in time, the American and the Britisher quickly used
their hands to cover their privates. But the Indian covered his face
while they ran for cover. After the ladies had left and the men got
their clothes back on, the American and the Britisher asked the Indian
why he covered his face rather than his private parts. The Indian
replied, " I don't know about you, but in my country, it's the face that
people recognize".
 
"Potentiality" and "Reality"

Youngest Son: "Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between "Potentiality" and "Reality"?"
Dad: "I will show you"

Dad turns to his wife and asks her: "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for 1 million dollars"?
Wife: "Yes of course! I would never waste such an opportunity"...

Then Dad asks his daughter, if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million dollars?
Daughter:" Wow! Yes! he is my fantasy!"


So Dad turns to his elder son and asks him: "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million dollars"?
Elder Son: "Yeah! Why not? Imagine what I could do with 1 million Dollars! I would never hesitate!"


So the father turns back to his younger son saying: "You see son, "Potentially" we are sitting on 3 million dollars, but in "Reality" we are living with 2 prostitutes and 1 gay.
 
FANTASTIC MATHEMATICAL LOGIC!!!


> > Here is a little
> > something someone sent me that is indisputable
> > mathematical logic.
> > Remember, this is a
> > strictly mathematical viewpoint. It goes like
> > this:
> >
> > What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
> > Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more
> > than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone
> > wants you to give over 100%.
> > How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
> >
> > Here's a little mathematical formula that might help
> > you answer these questions:
> >
> > If:
> > A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
> >
> > is represented
> > as:
> > 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23
> > 24 25 26.
> >
> > Then:
> >
> > H-A-R-D-W-O- R-K
> > 8+1+18+4+23+ 15+18+11 = 98%
> >
> > and
> >
> > K-N-O-W-L-E- D-G-E
> > 11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%
> >
> > But ,
> >
> > A-T-T-I-T-U- D-E
> > 1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100%
> >
> > And,
> >
> > B-U-L-L-S-H- I-T
> > 2+21+12+12+19+ 8+9+20 = 103%
> >
> > AND, look how far ass kissing will take
> > you.
> >
> > A-S-S-K-I-S- S-I-N-G
> > 1+19+19+11+9+ 19+19+9+14+ 7 = 118%
> >
> > So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty,
> > that while HARD WORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close,
> > and
> > ATTITUDE will get you there, its
> > the
> > BULLSHIT and ASS
> > KISSING that will put you over
> > the
> > top and ensure absolute success in your career
 
Guess who is in the picture ???

GUESS WHO IS IN THE PICTURE ?????????????

A) KATE WINSLET AT 21
B) NICOLE KIDMAN AT 21
C) JULIA ROBRTS AT 21
D) None of the above
 
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